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20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the Fourth.

And onwards and upwards we go, to the final five. The original, and much more even-tempered answers (not a single “boob” in there), can be found here. We’re going a bit long here, but that’s in part because one of the Prozis is trying to impersonate somebody who has read the Constitution, when we all

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20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the Third.

Oh yes, it’s time to play Mock that Prozi™ again, which at least we find moderately amusing. OK, who are we kidding, it’s our whole raison d’etre! As always, you can find the original here. Anything that follows is entirely our responsibility. 11) dorkasaurus_rex?@dorkasaurus_rex What is the conservative view of Trump’s infrastructure plan? Good, bad,

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20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the Second.

And now, the post that we know you’ve all been waiting for, in which we bite our tongue, guzzle ridiculous and, honestly, unsafe amounts of Russkiy Standart and think happy thoughts in order to keep from busting several vessels while trying to respond to Prozi Twatter questions. For the original answers by John Hawkins, much

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20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the First.

John Hawkins, G-d bless him for his saintly patience and perseverance in his quest to work with the mentally ill in order to improve their wretched lives, took to Twatter to offer Prozis a chance to ask a conservative questions. In an even more astounding display of kindness and superhuman restraint, he then went ahead

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