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Bombshell! Mitt Romney Could Do Better in Art [UPDATED]

So proclaims a freshman year high school report card that Boston.com, who still haven’t been able to dig up a single line about Obam-bam’s school records, managed to procure thanks to, no doubt, weeks if not months of serious “vetting”. Thank G-d for the utterly unbiased, serious press whose sworn duty it is to comfort

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Gee, Poindexter, You Don’t SAY?

The economy must be getting bad out there, since See-B.S. is now allowing their writers to acknowledge what’s been obvious since, we don’t know, 2009 to anybody who wasn’t a board certified Ogabe Scrote-Licker. The depression is here — it’s just invisible The Great Depression that Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke claims to have averted

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White House to DoD Contractors: That Whole “It’s the Law Thing?” Not in an Election Year, it Isn’t

“Because, you know, sending out 2.1 million (that’s six zeroes, which is six times more than we have in the Oval Office) pink slips on November 2nd? Not good for Chocolate Jeeebus, not good at all, so you’re herewith invited, nay ordered to ignore the law. For the Common Good and the Glorious People’s Utopia

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Great Moments of Journalism

Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist. “He didn’t pay taxes for 10

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Silly Season is Upon Us

As the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly the “Main Stream Media”) get ever more desperate about the outlook for their chocolate Jeeebus. You know they’re losing when Newsweek (which is a magazine that used to be read by some people, but now even dentists’ offices won’t be caught dead with a copy on the table) runs

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In Other, Unrelated News

ABC’s Brian Ross has just discovered that Mitt Romney liked reading Arthur Conan Doyle books as a child. Well, as we all know, Sir Arthur’s most famous character was one Sherlock Holmes. Holmes… HOLMES! Get it? Clearly Mitt Romney is an admirer of the Aurora Beast who, after all, had the same last name as

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ABC… #WINNING!

Or should we call it “another nail in the coffin?” We don’t know. When it comes to the Lapdog Media, we don’t think a coffin will do the trick. A stake through the heart is required as well. And decapitation. A bit of burning would be nice too. Until they turn nice and crispy. Not

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Oops, They Did it Again. Ogabe Campaign Pushing Baseless Slanders In Lieu of Their Actual Record

Yes, we know. You’re shocked, aren’t you? We’re referring to the recent attack on Romney accusing him of a felony (until he proves himself innocent, which is how it works in a People’s Socialist Court), stating to the FEC that he left Bain before he actually did. Which, of course, turns out to be yet

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G-d Has Granted Our Wishes By Making Our Enemies Foolish

And we find further confirmation of our opinion that Mittens’ appearance at the NAACP convention was a masterstroke, though not for the reasons that the howling lunatics in the flailing ObageMedia mention. The first indication that he’d made them lose whatever little was left of their minds was when they focused entirely on the predictable

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You Know What ELSE Isn’t News Anymore?

We mean, other than the dreadful plight of the homeless and all that, which we’ve not heard a peep about since January 20, 2009? “Grim Milestones”, that’s what. Interesting, that. Especially if you, too, remember the frantic, ghoulish circle-jerks in the DNC Media prior to January of 2009 every time the number of our fallen

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Dog Bites Man, Film at Eleven

In the category of “News that, in a word, aren’t“, we learn that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet. Presumably because he doesn’t want to be the last person in the world to call him gay. Thatisall.

Meanwhile, New York Times Who Couldn’t Care Less about the 300+ Victims of Obama/Holder’s Gun Trafficking to Drug Lords…

…are getting all verklempt about journalism becoming dangerous in Mexico. As if New York Times hacks ever spent any time at all outside of the hotel bars, but perhaps they’re becoming dangerous too. Mexico for several years has been one of the most dangerous countries in the world for journalists, with 45 killed or missing

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Watergate With 300 Dead Innocents on Top [UPDATED]

Our friend Bill Whittle lays it out in simple terms: Meanwhile, the liberal fascist Ogabemedia couldn’t care less about 300 murdered Mexican peasants and an American cop, since caring about it might hurt their Messiah, Barack Hussein Ogabe. Liberal fascist propaganda media: Why do you hate little brown people so much? *Spit!* Thatisall. UPDATE: Meanwhile,

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Ogabe Steno Pool “Journalism” Giving Us Nightmares

Or, at the very least, some very disturbing mental images. Allow us to explain: In another one of those deliberate “edits” where the Ogabe Steno Pool clips, cuts and concatenates audio and video to manufacture a non-existing point that they wish were true (see: George Zimmerman 911 call et al), MSDNC’s Andrea Mitchell (who is

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How DARE He Interrupt His Magnificence, Obambi?

As we’re sure you know, Neil Munro of the Daily Caller shouted a question at Der Fubar regarding how he could legalize just short of a million illegal immigrants at a time when tens of millions of Americans are out of work. Not a bad question, really. And considering how (p)resident Downgrade McTransparency practically never

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