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ObamaCare Causing Layoffs in World’s Best Healthcare System. UNEXPECTEDLY!

Because who could have possibly foreseen? Hospitals, a reliable source of employment growth in the recession and its aftermath, are starting to cut thousands of jobs amid falling insurance payments and inpatient visits. The payroll cuts are surprising because the Affordable Care Act (ACA), whose implementation took a big step forward this month, is eventually

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Day 7, and Der FUBAR’s Spite House Ups the Ante

After having spent G-d knows how much money on using German Shepherds (lovely connotations, by the way) to scare vets away from their own memorials, the vets weren’t any more impressed by Obama’s German Shepherds than they were by Hitler’s, by the way, putting up barricades everywhere, trying to shut down the oceans lest people

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University of Kansas Professor Beclowns himself

It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling

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Gun Control, Gun Control, Gun Control! (Updated with a couple of corrections)

All together now: Who saw this coming? The liberal fascists, such as the loathsome ghoul Dianne Feinschwein, doing donuts in the still congealing blood of murder victims in order to advance their desperate agenda of disarming law-abiding citizens, lest they get any ideas along the way of maybe NOT being helpless subjects of their liberal

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Action, Meet Consequence

Remember the Rockland County Journal News? No? The way things are going, pretty soon nobody will, and that’s wonderful. The Rockland County Journal News is the dead tree ProgNazi wank-journal who decided that it was in the Public Interest™ to publish the names and addresses of all gun owners in Westchester and Rockland counties under

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The “Free Press” Isn’t That Free After All

We don’t know if you caught it, but a Tennessee newspaper recently posted an editorial that makes for excellent reading in the way that it takes King Hussein and his “jobs policies” to the wood shed, beats it to shreds and then sets the shed on fire. While laughing maniacally. (h/t Bill Quick). Of course,

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Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!

After years of service as the standard bearer for the demise of organized journalism, Helen Thomas, at age 92, will revert back to original form as a minor demon of Hell, and slither back to that much warmer climate that serves as her immortal home.

Rolling Stone Loves Them Some Terrorists

So, what else is new for the Ogabe Propaganda Media? We’re sure that the loved ones of the ones murdered and maimed in Boston appreciate the bastard mooselimb fucktard who did that to them being portrayed as a celebrity, not to mention the hand-wringing about how Evil, EVIL AmeriKKKa “failed” him and “forced” him to

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Brace For Impact

Because the race riots that the OgabeMedia have been begging for, inciting and building a case for are about to hit as the ludicrous travesty of justice that is the “case” against George Zimmerman is about to reach the end with the defense making their case. Frankly, we don’t know why they’re even bothering, as

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“Then They Came For Me, But There Were None Left to Stop Them…”

Oh dearie, by the hairs of Jove’s Balls are the presstitutes ever outraged that their boyfriend turned on them as opposed to the gazillion times when he violated the rights of others, but “they said nothing, because they weren’t a [insert name of group being raped here]. “Yet few in the press are interested in

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Well no shit

His Liege’s Imperial Asshole has been spewing hatred reserved only for Lucifer himself due to Java CRASHING HIS FUCKING COMPUTER DURING THE FUCKING NATIONWIDE RACE.  So I’ve spent the last two days trying to recover and copy files so I can wipe the HD and reload Bill Gates worthless Win7 shit.  So when I was

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More Leftists Threatening to Move to Canada if Liberal Fascism Does Not Prevail

To calm our Canadian readers down who might justifiably be alarmed at the prospect of our losers infesting their nice country, we can assure them that they need not worry. They “threaten” with that every single time a liberal fascist idea is in danger of getting the stinky eye from actual Americans, yet they never,

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And, As Predictably As Sunrise…

We’re now told, now that the OgabeMedia have gotten over their disappointment that the bombers weren’t Right Wing Death Beast Tax Day Protesting Tea Partiers as they had assured us since before the blood had been washed off the sidewalks, and have realized that they were, for the umpteenth time, radical mooselimb subhumans which is

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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