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New York Slimes, The Grey Meth Whore, Digging Desperately for New Euphemisms

Because admitting that their god, the Lying King Obama, has lied is just too much to ask of their fine, libtard, nuanced minds. The split between lawmakers and the White House reflects the dilemma the president finds himself in as he seeks to follow through on last week’s acknowledgment about his incorrect promise on health

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Old Faithful

In a world where members of Barack Hussein Ear Leader’s AV Club (formerly known as “the media”) are suddenly caught in more and more uncharacteristic acts of actual journalism (CBS, NBC, CNN, WaPo, the list of outlets beginning to mention the unmentionable, that Der Obama is a Big Fat Liar keeps growing), you can count

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It’s the Apocalypse!!11!!

It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for

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“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It!”

And now, the truth: Well, part of it anyway. 2,000,000 people who obviously “didn’t like their plan” since they don’t get to keep it under Prince Barry’s Health Care Diktat is actually a low-ball estimate. It’s more likely to be around 16,000,000. No, you don’t get to keep your plan, and that is exactly what

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Wheels Coming off the Obama Klown Kar

Imagine His Imperial Majesty’s surprise when he found out that CBS’s 60 Minutes had been caught in yet another act of random journalism, exposing the Benghazi act of treason by Princess Barry and Hillary Cankles and calling them out on their lies… A few central points brought out in the open: 1) Benghazi was a

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Another square peg in a round hole

And someone is using a mighty big damn hammer to make it fit. TENNESSEE Ranked most “Dangerous state in the US”.  Okay full disclosure – I am a TN resident, having moved there from Tampa in 2006. I love my home up in the Smokies. I love EAST TN…they can keep Nashville and Memphis….Clean air,

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Historic Glitches

Now that we’ve been told by the DNCMedia, never once deviating from their OFA flash cards, that OgabeCare is suffering from a few “glitches”, here is another famous historical glitch: Next week: Chernobyl, the Story of a Glitch. Thatisall.

“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”

One of the biggest lies ever told, right up there with “Germany has no further territorial claims in Europe.” And apparently big enough that Comrade Hussein’s Praetorian Media Guard can’t refuse to report on it any longer after a mere 4 years of struggling with acknowledging the obvious. Health plans are sending hundreds of thousands

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ObamaCare Causing Layoffs in World’s Best Healthcare System. UNEXPECTEDLY!

Because who could have possibly foreseen? Hospitals, a reliable source of employment growth in the recession and its aftermath, are starting to cut thousands of jobs amid falling insurance payments and inpatient visits. The payroll cuts are surprising because the Affordable Care Act (ACA), whose implementation took a big step forward this month, is eventually

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Day 7, and Der FUBAR’s Spite House Ups the Ante

After having spent G-d knows how much money on using German Shepherds (lovely connotations, by the way) to scare vets away from their own memorials, the vets weren’t any more impressed by Obama’s German Shepherds than they were by Hitler’s, by the way, putting up barricades everywhere, trying to shut down the oceans lest people

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University of Kansas Professor Beclowns himself

It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling

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Gun Control, Gun Control, Gun Control! (Updated with a couple of corrections)

All together now: Who saw this coming? The liberal fascists, such as the loathsome ghoul Dianne Feinschwein, doing donuts in the still congealing blood of murder victims in order to advance their desperate agenda of disarming law-abiding citizens, lest they get any ideas along the way of maybe NOT being helpless subjects of their liberal

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Action, Meet Consequence

Remember the Rockland County Journal News? No? The way things are going, pretty soon nobody will, and that’s wonderful. The Rockland County Journal News is the dead tree ProgNazi wank-journal who decided that it was in the Public Interest™ to publish the names and addresses of all gun owners in Westchester and Rockland counties under

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The “Free Press” Isn’t That Free After All

We don’t know if you caught it, but a Tennessee newspaper recently posted an editorial that makes for excellent reading in the way that it takes King Hussein and his “jobs policies” to the wood shed, beats it to shreds and then sets the shed on fire. While laughing maniacally. (h/t Bill Quick). Of course,

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Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!

After years of service as the standard bearer for the demise of organized journalism, Helen Thomas, at age 92, will revert back to original form as a minor demon of Hell, and slither back to that much warmer climate that serves as her immortal home.