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Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state: “Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming

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Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick): This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS

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The Non-Debate, Debate

Not that we watched it all that much, we mainly went through clips post-mortem, but it pretty much turned out to be exactly what we’d expected it to be. A prolonged shooting gallery with the “moderators” as the shooters. Only two things (OK, so three, it was fun watching ¡Yeb’s! new-found confidence, safe in the

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And Now For Something Trumpy

…the which we’ve assiduously stayed out of because we, we freely admit, were among the “sure, it’s just a PR joke campaign” crowd when he first stood up and declared his candidacy and because we, not knowing terribly much about the man at the time other than he has a funny hairdo, he’s a loudmouth

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Welcome to Hell

It seems to me that NBC has it’s collectivist panties in a knot about the treatment of various scumbags amongst us. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the Boston Marathon bomber,  should he avoid the death penalty, is destined to wind up at a Super-Max facility in Colorado called the Administrative Maximum Facility — aka ADX, or “supermax”. First

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Of Liars, Pussies and Frothing Anti-Semites

Yes, we realize that we could just write about the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the White House and have covered all of those bases, but we like to spread the disdain a bit. So there’s this guy on NBC, some teleprompter-reading monkey who calls himself a “newsman” because he can read aloud,

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All the News that Are Unfit to Print

So while the ObaMedia continue to not waste a single word on Jon Gruber, the professional prevaricator hired by the White House to “hide the decline” in ObolaCare from the “stupid voters” (Gruber’s words, not ours) in order for it to pass, they’re focusing on the IMPORTANT things. Such as a staffer, oops, former staffer

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Bitch, Meet Karma. She’s a Bitch Also!

You may have heard of the New York Slimes “journalists” who decided that it was in the public interest to doxx Darren Wilson and his wife, publishing their home address in their Prozi rag of a “newspaper” (which, we still contend, should be burned to the ground. With the staff inside). Given the hysterical murderous

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The “Intelligence” Committee Report on Benghazi

First off, His Imperial Majesty would really like it if we could all just stop using the word “intelligence” within 600 statutory miles of anything having to do with Washington DC. It only tends to make everybody look silly. While they laugh their arses off. And vomit. Second, if you’d like to read an excellent

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Don’t Be Stupid Be a Smarty, Come On, Join the Prozi Party!

Next up: We need the Nanny State to control your food production and intake from taco to turd! Because yes, you idiot rubes (who we love so very much and fight, fight, FIGHT for every day!) can’t be trusted with what you put in your pie holes either. No, Prozis are not at ALL totalitarian!

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The Prozis (Progressive Socialists) are Becoming Increasingly Unhinged

And His Imperial Majesty is feasting on their desperate, bitter tears. Like this article in the New Republic (now with less Republic, and even less new) (h/t Legal Insurrection): Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment. A “climate denier?” What’s that? Somebody who denies that there is

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Surely, the End Times are Upon Us!

When even Chris Tingles starts uttering coherent sentences displaying what might well be sentience, we can’t be far away from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Quoth Mr. “Tingles Up My Legs” about president Obola and his lickspittles: “The fact that this President is getting advice from people that say, ‘You’re always right,’ is the

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Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please

About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying. And a leading example of

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Great Moments in Journaljizzm

We’ll just point you to Maetenloch, because he does a great job of dissecting the latest hit job performed by the Washington Compost on the reputation of Officer Darren Wilson, whom the media have already found guilty of cold-bloodedly gunning down a tiny choir boy who was on his knees, pleading for his life. So,

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Fresh From the Washington Compost

JERUSALEM — A three-day cease-fire that ended the round-the-clock carnage and terror in Gaza and southern Israel was holding Wednesday ahead of negotiations in Cairo on a longer-term truce and perhaps a broader deal for the ravaged Gaza Strip. Most of the ravaging having been done by the paleosimians before the IDF even started moving

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