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See-B.S. Continue Slurping Their Halfrican Muslim President’s Cock

While pretending to cover an incident in California (h/t Jeff Goldstein): MURRIETA (CBSLA.com) — Dozens of protesters blocked the road Tuesday so buses full of undocumented immigrants couldn’t make their way to a U.S. Border Patrol Station in Murrieta. The word you’re looking for, See-B.S., is “illegal aliens”. We guess some good citizens were a

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Another Leftist Loser Runs Amok in a Gun Free Zone

…and the world yawns. Except for the lame stream mediots who are furiously masturbating. Or at least they were, until it turned out that this one wasn’t a white Tea Bagger Christianist. You know, like every single one of the other ones that they were furiously masturbating over until they… you know the rest. Just

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News From Post-Racial Obamerikkka

Oh, and we’re sure that it has nothing to do with NYC electing a bona fide communist, weak-on-crime mayor either because RACISTS! Don’t follow this link to a story about a poor black girl being set upon by a gang of white RACISTS, slashing open her face from hairline to chin with a razor unless

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But No Bias At ALL, You Wingnut

First off, the rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated. It’s just that it’s the season to be unable to do anything other than pretending to have fun and, of course, catching up with what corporate procrastinated about all year long until they realized that years don’t bend to the will of overpaid, underworked CEOs

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Leftist Mythology, Part the Umpteenth (UPDATED)

So, 50 years ago today, a communist loser who’d lived in the USSR for a while until it didn’t work for him, then been rejected for residence in Cuba for whatever reason, shoots a U.S. President presumably, if he had any motives at all other than being bug shit crazy, because he didn’t approve of

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New York Slimes, The Grey Meth Whore, Digging Desperately for New Euphemisms

Because admitting that their god, the Lying King Obama, has lied is just too much to ask of their fine, libtard, nuanced minds. The split between lawmakers and the White House reflects the dilemma the president finds himself in as he seeks to follow through on last week’s acknowledgment about his incorrect promise on health

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Old Faithful

In a world where members of Barack Hussein Ear Leader’s AV Club (formerly known as “the media”) are suddenly caught in more and more uncharacteristic acts of actual journalism (CBS, NBC, CNN, WaPo, the list of outlets beginning to mention the unmentionable, that Der Obama is a Big Fat Liar keeps growing), you can count

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It’s the Apocalypse!!11!!

It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for

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“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It!”

And now, the truth: Well, part of it anyway. 2,000,000 people who obviously “didn’t like their plan” since they don’t get to keep it under Prince Barry’s Health Care Diktat is actually a low-ball estimate. It’s more likely to be around 16,000,000. No, you don’t get to keep your plan, and that is exactly what

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Wheels Coming off the Obama Klown Kar

Imagine His Imperial Majesty’s surprise when he found out that CBS’s 60 Minutes had been caught in yet another act of random journalism, exposing the Benghazi act of treason by Princess Barry and Hillary Cankles and calling them out on their lies… A few central points brought out in the open: 1) Benghazi was a

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Another square peg in a round hole

And someone is using a mighty big damn hammer to make it fit. TENNESSEE Ranked most “Dangerous state in the US”.  Okay full disclosure – I am a TN resident, having moved there from Tampa in 2006. I love my home up in the Smokies. I love EAST TN…they can keep Nashville and Memphis….Clean air,

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Historic Glitches

Now that we’ve been told by the DNCMedia, never once deviating from their OFA flash cards, that OgabeCare is suffering from a few “glitches”, here is another famous historical glitch: Next week: Chernobyl, the Story of a Glitch. Thatisall.

“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”

One of the biggest lies ever told, right up there with “Germany has no further territorial claims in Europe.” And apparently big enough that Comrade Hussein’s Praetorian Media Guard can’t refuse to report on it any longer after a mere 4 years of struggling with acknowledging the obvious. Health plans are sending hundreds of thousands

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ObamaCare Causing Layoffs in World’s Best Healthcare System. UNEXPECTEDLY!

Because who could have possibly foreseen? Hospitals, a reliable source of employment growth in the recession and its aftermath, are starting to cut thousands of jobs amid falling insurance payments and inpatient visits. The payroll cuts are surprising because the Affordable Care Act (ACA), whose implementation took a big step forward this month, is eventually

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Day 7, and Der FUBAR’s Spite House Ups the Ante

After having spent G-d knows how much money on using German Shepherds (lovely connotations, by the way) to scare vets away from their own memorials, the vets weren’t any more impressed by Obama’s German Shepherds than they were by Hitler’s, by the way, putting up barricades everywhere, trying to shut down the oceans lest people

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