Posts belonging to Category Journaljizzm'

All the News that Are Unfit to Print

So while the ObaMedia continue to not waste a single word on Jon Gruber, the professional prevaricator hired by the White House to “hide the decline” in ObolaCare from the “stupid voters” (Gruber’s words, not ours) in order for it to pass, they’re focusing on the IMPORTANT things. Such as a staffer, oops, former staffer

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Bitch, Meet Karma. She’s a Bitch Also!

You may have heard of the New York Slimes “journalists” who decided that it was in the public interest to doxx Darren Wilson and his wife, publishing their home address in their Prozi rag of a “newspaper” (which, we still contend, should be burned to the ground. With the staff inside). Given the hysterical murderous

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The “Intelligence” Committee Report on Benghazi

First off, His Imperial Majesty would really like it if we could all just stop using the word “intelligence” within 600 statutory miles of anything having to do with Washington DC. It only tends to make everybody look silly. While they laugh their arses off. And vomit. Second, if you’d like to read an excellent

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Don’t Be Stupid Be a Smarty, Come On, Join the Prozi Party!

Next up: We need the Nanny State to control your food production and intake from taco to turd! Because yes, you idiot rubes (who we love so very much and fight, fight, FIGHT for every day!) can’t be trusted with what you put in your pie holes either. No, Prozis are not at ALL totalitarian!

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The Prozis (Progressive Socialists) are Becoming Increasingly Unhinged

And His Imperial Majesty is feasting on their desperate, bitter tears. Like this article in the New Republic (now with less Republic, and even less new) (h/t Legal Insurrection): Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment. A “climate denier?” What’s that? Somebody who denies that there is

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Surely, the End Times are Upon Us!

When even Chris Tingles starts uttering coherent sentences displaying what might well be sentience, we can’t be far away from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Quoth Mr. “Tingles Up My Legs” about president Obola and his lickspittles: “The fact that this President is getting advice from people that say, ‘You’re always right,’ is the

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Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please

About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying. And a leading example of

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Great Moments in Journaljizzm

We’ll just point you to Maetenloch, because he does a great job of dissecting the latest hit job performed by the Washington Compost on the reputation of Officer Darren Wilson, whom the media have already found guilty of cold-bloodedly gunning down a tiny choir boy who was on his knees, pleading for his life. So,

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Fresh From the Washington Compost

JERUSALEM — A three-day cease-fire that ended the round-the-clock carnage and terror in Gaza and southern Israel was holding Wednesday ahead of negotiations in Cairo on a longer-term truce and perhaps a broader deal for the ravaged Gaza Strip. Most of the ravaging having been done by the paleosimians before the IDF even started moving

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See-B.S. Continue Slurping Their Halfrican Muslim President’s Cock

While pretending to cover an incident in California (h/t Jeff Goldstein): MURRIETA (CBSLA.com) — Dozens of protesters blocked the road Tuesday so buses full of undocumented immigrants couldn’t make their way to a U.S. Border Patrol Station in Murrieta. The word you’re looking for, See-B.S., is “illegal aliens”. We guess some good citizens were a

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Another Leftist Loser Runs Amok in a Gun Free Zone

…and the world yawns. Except for the lame stream mediots who are furiously masturbating. Or at least they were, until it turned out that this one wasn’t a white Tea Bagger Christianist. You know, like every single one of the other ones that they were furiously masturbating over until they… you know the rest. Just

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News From Post-Racial Obamerikkka

Oh, and we’re sure that it has nothing to do with NYC electing a bona fide communist, weak-on-crime mayor either because RACISTS! Don’t follow this link to a story about a poor black girl being set upon by a gang of white RACISTS, slashing open her face from hairline to chin with a razor unless

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But No Bias At ALL, You Wingnut

First off, the rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated. It’s just that it’s the season to be unable to do anything other than pretending to have fun and, of course, catching up with what corporate procrastinated about all year long until they realized that years don’t bend to the will of overpaid, underworked CEOs

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Leftist Mythology, Part the Umpteenth (UPDATED)

So, 50 years ago today, a communist loser who’d lived in the USSR for a while until it didn’t work for him, then been rejected for residence in Cuba for whatever reason, shoots a U.S. President presumably, if he had any motives at all other than being bug shit crazy, because he didn’t approve of

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New York Slimes, The Grey Meth Whore, Digging Desperately for New Euphemisms

Because admitting that their god, the Lying King Obama, has lied is just too much to ask of their fine, libtard, nuanced minds. The split between lawmakers and the White House reflects the dilemma the president finds himself in as he seeks to follow through on last week’s acknowledgment about his incorrect promise on health

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