LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: Damn, brother. I suck at checking email, so if you sent me the heads up...
LC Jackboot IC/A: LC HJ Caveman82952 says: Don’t get me wrong, I intend to fight. And fight you will, as we all know... LC Jackboot IC/A: It was with a heavy heart that I knew from the beginning when the testing started, what this Man...
LC HJ Caveman82952: The same BigDogg, the same. We will have a lot of fun in the end……..well, after it... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: HempRopeAndStreetlight says: Repealing anything and mandating anything... LC Jackboot IC/A: One thing to keep in my mind among the hubris is that our reps created this monster. Let there be... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: bruce says: kilroy was my best buddy in the army!i have an m-1, it is a...
LC hilljohnny: I always say “Steve? sure I know Steve.” then tell them about the goat incident. :em05:
The Mulatto Maker: LC Xystus says: FWIW a columnist in our local paper, a retired Lutheran pastor who writes about... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: kmhendu says: We are eventually going to have to eradicate the cancer... LC Jackboot IC/A: Igor, Imperial Booby says: “Zero-to-jackboots” Someone page me?….oh nevermind….back to...
Eric Praline: kmhendu says: There is no radical Islam. An Israeli commentator once said: “Radical muslims want...
kmhendu: We are eventually going to have to eradicate the cancer known as Islam. It’s really that simple....
Igor, Imperial Booby: Yeah, I’m pretty sure the jackboots in the EU are stocking up on cans of whoop-ass.... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: NR Pax says: Actually, there are such creatures. They are labeled “Ex”...
NR Pax: LC Old Dog says: FrankOK @ #: I was informed Face to Face that there was No Such Thing as an “EX” Marine....
FrankOK: LC Old Dog says: FrankOK @ #: I was informed Face to Face that there was No Such Thing as an “EX” Marine....
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Nobody else can do it, and you were given the keys to the Empire for more than...
LC Old Dog: FrankOK @ #: I was informed Face to Face that there was No Such Thing as an “EX” Marine.... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: Fa Cube Itches says: Just because the results they are getting are...
LC Gladiator: Obama Fails to Salute Marine 9:48 AM, May 24, 2013 • By DANIEL HALPER Via CBS’s Mark Knoller:...
MikeG: LC Caveman: …I have a certain latitude I did not have before…. I would not want to trade places with you. Not...
LC SecondMouse: LC TerribleTroy @ #7: About a quarter past twelve. With too many still thinking its still early yet.
HempRopeAndStreetlight: At this point the patriots should already have targets in mind – they should be... LC Jackboot IC/A: HempRopeAndStreetlight says: And Charon wants his silver. And that terrible Ferryman will have his...Oh dearie, by the hairs of Jove’s Balls are the presstitutes ever outraged that their boyfriend turned on them as opposed to the gazillion times when he violated the rights of others, but “they said nothing, because they weren’t a [insert name of group being raped here]. “Yet few in the press are interested in
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His Liege’s Imperial Asshole has been spewing hatred reserved only for Lucifer himself due to Java CRASHING HIS FUCKING COMPUTER DURING THE FUCKING NATIONWIDE RACE. So I’ve spent the last two days trying to recover and copy files so I can wipe the HD and reload Bill Gates worthless Win7 shit. So when I was
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To calm our Canadian readers down who might justifiably be alarmed at the prospect of our losers infesting their nice country, we can assure them that they need not worry. They “threaten” with that every single time a liberal fascist idea is in danger of getting the stinky eye from actual Americans, yet they never,
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We’re now told, now that the OgabeMedia have gotten over their disappointment that the bombers weren’t Right Wing Death Beast Tax Day Protesting Tea Partiers as they had assured us since before the blood had been washed off the sidewalks, and have realized that they were, for the umpteenth time, radical mooselimb subhumans which is
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Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty, New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,
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Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I
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In the media, we mean, such as known scofflaw David Gregory who enjoys haranguing law-abiding gun owners while waving around 30 round AR-15 mags on his show in a very menacing fashion indeed. ILLEGAL 30 round magazines, the mere possession of which will give you up to $1,000 in fines and a year in the
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…so you can all just go back to the fetal position and admit defeat before the battle, as we’re sure that Allahpundit will be sure to point out to us all at least another 735 times before November because, you know, Romney Doesn’t Know How Airplanes Work!11!1!!!!!ELEVENTY!!! The poor dumb bastard. “Mister Raaaaaaaaaaamneyyyy, what about
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Because, what else can he do at this point? It’s not like the truth is going to help him and it’s not as if he has any accomplishments to run on. Mr. Obama this week, for the first time, entered the fray. Campaigning on Tuesday on college campuses in Iowa and Colorado, he told thousands
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Remember that word, “racism?” You know, the one that used to have actual meaning, the one that used to be a mortal insult until the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party decided that it ought to mean “anybody who insufficiently worships our lord god Obambi?” Put up one little GOP convention and the zone gets positively
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NOT NEWS!, according to the Ogabe Steno Pool because shut up, racist! And we were going to to a Brian Ross on the perp’s name and find somebody tied to leftists who shared the same name, except we didn’t have to. Floyd Corkins actually is a leftist fuckwad. Which is exactly why it’s NOT NEWS
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At least that’s how they described a couple of hecklers who punched a volunteer. “Spirited.” About time, actually overdue, that we remonstrate in a “spirited” fashion with the Ogabe Reichspropagandaministry aka the Ogabe Media and put “spirited” ropes around their necks before we, in a “spirited” fashion, slowly hoist them up into a “spirited” tree.
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And so we learn that, just as it ever was, the “impartial” panels moderating the debates will be made up entirely of drooling leftard liberals. I was appalled, although not surprised, to read the just announced list of moderators for the forthcoming presidential debates: Jim Lehrer of PBS, Candy Crowley of CNN, Bob Schieffer of
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We’ve just learned, courtesy of the Obongo Campaign, that you’d better be careful if you’ve ever worked for a company that was ever remotely connected to Bain Capital. You see, according to the “new tone” Democrat National Socialist party and their Führer, Mittens causes cancer and no, we’re not talking about the kind that you
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Film at eleven. Mr. Page had an extensive presence on Hammerskin and other white nationalist Web sites, including Stormfront, where he favored the names of his bands as user names and “frequently included white supremacist symbolism” in his postings. He concluded one posting with “88,” a number frequently used by neo-Nazis and skinheads to mean
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