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It’s Working

Mheh. Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive. Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game. Is that a hotel he’s

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Semantics is Fun

Not much new to add to the ongoing saga of how the surveillance, the alleged anonymous leaking of which allowed the ProziMedia to feed upon Prozis’ sudden hysterical fear of Russians everywhere (let’s face it, the Prozis will never forgive the Russians for giving up communism) by making up ever more fantastical stories about President

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Oh Snap… The Prozis Finally Managed to do it!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, it’s over. The Prozis got President Trump good this time. Time to pack up and go home and, let’s face it: it was bound to happen. Intrepid journalist Creutzfeld Jakow, sorry, Rachel Madcow, got President Trump’s tax returns (never mind that makes her an accessory to a felony after the fact, that’s

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Suddenly Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Sound So Silly Anymore, Do They?

(Via Bill Quick). Let’s get this out of the way first: We do not in any way condone the whole “leaking national secrets business” no matter who’s doing it and no matter who it benefits, since we really don’t want our enemies out there in the rest of the world to know what we’re capable

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Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some Assembly Required

Oh yes, we remember their outrage, OUTRAGE about that T-shirt. First when we launched it, and then, much more hysterically, during the election. This nation is rapidly reaching the point where they’ll end up outraged at the end of a rope while their feet kick the air. From the Fake News site, New York Times:

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Eating Your Cake and Having It

So, well, that settles it. The former DNI, James “Lying to Congress” Clapper, categorically denies that any wiretapping of Trump even happened. Heck, even god-king Hussein denies it, so obviously it never happened! OK, in all fairness, all captain precious princess Hussein said was that he never ordered it, which, well, duh. “Will nobody rid

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But… He’s Not Supposed to Fight BACK!

We’re sure this confuses the everloving heck out of Prozicrats after decades of “opposition” consisting mainly of Recucklicans unfurling the white banners and assuming the position whenever the Prozis as much as meowed at them. Color us silly, but we have a distinct feeling that this whole dog and pony show the Prozis are putting

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President Trump isnt going to the correspondence dinner

The press have: Trashed him before, during and after the election. Been activists for his political opponent. Trashed, insulted, denigrated and abused his wife. Laughed and sniggered at abuse hurled at his 10 year old son. Spent every waking momemt trying to drag him down. Published lies, smears, innuendo and abuse at his entire family.

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Who Could Have Possibly Foreseen?

While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling

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More Fake News from Garbage Pile CNN

Preserved for posterity in a screenshot, as the Prozi Media aren’t known for holding back when it comes to airbrushing “inconvenient” history: So, er, having a Green Card makes you a “citizen” now, CNN? Dammit, INS, we want a bunch of our damn fees back! Once again: If you have the brainpower of a turnip

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Dear ProziMedia, Please Don’t Listen to the Advice from Those Washington Examiner People

Found at DPUD. Reporters’ distrust of the Trump administration has become so reactionary that a new rule of thumb could be instituted for audiences looking for accuracy: If two or more journalists seem to be flocking around a breaking news item alleging chilling behavior by the new president or his staff, wait at least 30

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Quick Picks…

But first: SCoaMF is not president! We’ll never tire of saying that first thing every morning. Everybody else might tire of us doing so, but never mind that. We’re the Emperor, and they’re not. Damn, but it feels good to see Incitatus locked up in his stable again. In other news, we see that the

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Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to

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Schadenboner Warning…

Remember, if it lasts for more than 48 hours, seek medical help immediately. Dear Colleagues, Both of you. When we moved into our new building in 2007, we saw it as a modern headquarters for a modern New York Times. We still feel that way. But as Mark mentioned in the State of The Times

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Look, More Russians!!!

Things are getting sillier and sillier as the Prozis try to come up with excuses for the massive rejection they just suffered at the hands of the voters (via Doug Ross): The latest batch of moonbattery stems from the New York Times and Washington Post who are now quoting mysterious and secret sources, within the

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