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Garbage Fake News: “Up is Down and Black is White”

Hardly news, but we couldn’t help but laugh when we saw the failing dumpster fire that is the New York Times characterize Mexico’s rush to agree to terms the moment tariffs were about to hit their avocado exports this way (no link because fuck ’em, that’s why): Having threatened Mexico with an escalating series of

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Idiotarians on Parade

So apparently the band at the White House was playing show tunes, and this got Ace Reporter Maggie Haberman all verklempt: Now, if you don’t know who she is, you’re in good company with the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of the planet’s population who neither watch CNN nor read the NYT. Maggie, you’re as dumb as a

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This Whole “What Will They Do Now the Collusion Coup Turned Out to be a Dud” is a Bit…

…disappointing. If President Trump follows through with his threat to close the Southern Border with Mexico this week, say goodbye to your avocado toast. A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border

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And the Jury is Already Back

We didn’t expect them to act with such alacrity, but it appears that the Enemedia have already found their scapegoat for the Mueller Fuckup. It is, of course, abundantly clear that the Enemedia will never ever admit to being guilty of having force fed fake news to the public for two years and change regarding

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Our Schadenboner Just Won’t Stop Growing

At which point should we go see a doctor? (Thanks, Ace). The sense of mourning started to take hold over the weekend, after Attorney General William P. Barr said that Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, had not found coordination between President Trump’s campaign and the Russian government’s election interference in 2016. Over the

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Things You WON’T Read About in the News

As Breitbart News alone reported among major news outlets, Fulani jihadists racked up a death toll of over 120 Christians over the past three weeks in central Nigeria, employing machetes and gunfire to slaughter men, women, and children, burning down over 140 houses, destroying property, and spreading terror. The New York Times did not place

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Back to the Subject of Things We Don’t Give a Tinker’s Cuss About

Oh dear, it looks like the Observer (of their own navels) really got Teh Donald™ now! Remember how he’s always talking about the sad decline in the number of coal miner jobs? Oh yeah? But guess who’s been losing even more jobs in the last two decades: Despite Trump Rhetoric, Journalists Are Losing Jobs at

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Pointing out that a Nazi War Criminal is a Nazi War Criminal is Somehow “Anti-Semitic” Now?

At least, that’s what it sounds like if one is to believe what the EneMedia’s latest hot-off-the-faxes Talking Points from DNC HQ are telling us. Pointing out that Nazi collaborator and war criminal George Soros is, in fact, a Nazi collaborator and war criminal, is apparently what led to the heinous shooting of innocent Jews

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So Who’s This Khashoggi and Why Should We Care?

We don’t have a lot of time for things like that these days, but we did some digging anyway, just to see if we could figure out what the big hubbub was all about. So who is/was he? Well, apparently he was a terrorist-sympathizing “journalist” for the Washington Compost who was Muslim Brotherhood, pro-Sharia and

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This… is CNN

“Kanye West is what happens when negroes don’t read” and “token negro”? Oh, and the usual Marxist/Prozi “he’s insane” talking point about dissidents. Mental hospitals in the old Soviet Union were filled to bursting with “insane” individuals whose “insanity” manifested itself mainly in not agreeing with the Nomenklatura of the USSR’s Communist Party. Now, imagine

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Never Miss a Chance to Miss the Point

We have to admit, at first we had a hard time believing this headline: Democrats Fear They’re the Wet Rag Party Kavanaugh’s victory leaves many on the left saying it’s time to get mad—and even. Doxxing Republicans and their families, hounding them from public spaces, shooting them during softball practice, hitting them over the heads

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When You’ve Pissed off Lindsay Lohan, er, Graham, You’re Pretty Much Toast

Haven’t had much time for anything other than the briefest of readings of summaries lately, plus a few late night sojourns on YouTube and such to catch up, but from what we can see, the world’s getting ever more insane by the minute. Not much of it surprising. The ProziCrats coming up with last minute

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“Not Enemies of the People” Engaging in Illegal Juror Intimidation in Manafort Case

Remember when CNN threatened a kid who created a funny gif mocking them with doxxing the hell out of him unless he publicly apologized and promised never to make fun of “not enemy of the people” CNN again? We do too. Not that anything bad could possibly happen to somebody not hewing to the Progressive

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Proving Your Critics’ Point

Or, in a more long-winded turn of phrase not really suited for a headline, “in order to prove that we are not, in fact, those things of which we’ve been accused, we’re going to do exactly what we’ve been unfairly accused of.” Not a new tactic, nor is it a particularly effective one, as we’ve

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How You Got Trump

Part the eleventh million or so, because we really gave up counting a long time ago. Politico’s Marc Caputo has since deleted the tweet. We can’t imagine why. Seriously, we can’t. It’s not like we, the people that they’re most definitely not the enemy of, if their histrionic eruptions whenever that term for them is

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