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This… is CNN

“Kanye West is what happens when negroes don’t read” and “token negro”? Oh, and the usual Marxist/Prozi “he’s insane” talking point about dissidents. Mental hospitals in the old Soviet Union were filled to bursting with “insane” individuals whose “insanity” manifested itself mainly in not agreeing with the Nomenklatura of the USSR’s Communist Party. Now, imagine

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Never Miss a Chance to Miss the Point

We have to admit, at first we had a hard time believing this headline: Democrats Fear They’re the Wet Rag Party Kavanaugh’s victory leaves many on the left saying it’s time to get mad—and even. Doxxing Republicans and their families, hounding them from public spaces, shooting them during softball practice, hitting them over the heads

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When You’ve Pissed off Lindsay Lohan, er, Graham, You’re Pretty Much Toast

Haven’t had much time for anything other than the briefest of readings of summaries lately, plus a few late night sojourns on YouTube and such to catch up, but from what we can see, the world’s getting ever more insane by the minute. Not much of it surprising. The ProziCrats coming up with last minute

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“Not Enemies of the People” Engaging in Illegal Juror Intimidation in Manafort Case

Remember when CNN threatened a kid who created a funny gif mocking them with doxxing the hell out of him unless he publicly apologized and promised never to make fun of “not enemy of the people” CNN again? We do too. Not that anything bad could possibly happen to somebody not hewing to the Progressive

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Proving Your Critics’ Point

Or, in a more long-winded turn of phrase not really suited for a headline, “in order to prove that we are not, in fact, those things of which we’ve been accused, we’re going to do exactly what we’ve been unfairly accused of.” Not a new tactic, nor is it a particularly effective one, as we’ve

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How You Got Trump

Part the eleventh million or so, because we really gave up counting a long time ago. Politico’s Marc Caputo has since deleted the tweet. We can’t imagine why. Seriously, we can’t. It’s not like we, the people that they’re most definitely not the enemy of, if their histrionic eruptions whenever that term for them is

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President Refuses to Take Dictation from Journalist, Media Screams “Treason!”

So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that,

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Dumbest Thing We’ve Seen All Day

Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say: We can’t… EVEN! Where to even begin? At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all

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Teenage Camera Whore Comes up With New Excuse for Truancy

We’re talking, of course, about CNN’s new boy toy, that rat-faced freak David Hogg, who just can’t keep furiously flogging his meat to the deaths of his classmates, blaming everybody except the shooter who did the deed and the four Cowards of Broward who were hiding with their guns and uniforms in the shrubberies outside

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Shitholes are Gonna Shithole

Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only “reliable sources” we have are the voices in the ProziMedia’s heads (a.k.a. “unnamed sources”), Dick Turban and Chuck Schumer, neither of which are known for an even passing familiarity with

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Santa Claus was in the SS or Something and, by the Way, Trump is Still LITERALLY HITLER™

Don’t say we didn’t get anything for Christmas last year. We got the most incandescently inane Hitler comparison we think we’ve ever seen, courtesy of some rag called Newsweek, whose claim to fame is mainly having been sold for the princely sum of $1.00 (an absolute ripoff! The buyer should have sued). With only days

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The Butthurt, it is STRONK!!!

Thanks to L.C. Mope, who keeps up with the fake news media so that we won’t have to read their sickening masturbatory fantasies, we learn that the Dread T-Shirt of Doom™ is making the rounds again. This time at Wal*Mart. Briefly. Before the butthurt presstitutes had it yanked. The nation’s largest retailer Wednesday removed from

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Keep On Beclowning Yourselves, Mostly Socialist Media

This is, after all, How We Got Trump™ (or, more importantly, how we dodged the 200MT nuclear device that was Felonia von Pantsuit). So now the latest “colluuuuuuuuuusion” narrative is how Donald Trump Jr. was aiding and abetting an enemy of the United States by, wait for it, talking to a Russian who claimed to

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CNN, the Biggest Name in Doxxing

Listen, His Imperial Majesty has long cautioned the ProgNazi Left against pushing their bullshit terroristic attacks upon people who don’t agree with them. We’ve said, time and time again, that if they keep doing it, sooner or later they’re going to push it too far, and then they’ll realize that they chose… poorly. We’ve been

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Van drives into mosque crowd

WITNESSES say up to three ‘attackers’ escaped after a van ‘intentionally’ swerved into a crowd of pedestrians near London’s Finsbury Park Mosque. and here’s the money quote “They knew there would be people there. “They were white extremists.”< and yet the pussified media refuses to label Muslim terror attacks as “Islamic extremists”. Nope. Nothing to

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