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President Trump isnt going to the correspondence dinner

The press have: Trashed him before, during and after the election. Been activists for his political opponent. Trashed, insulted, denigrated and abused his wife. Laughed and sniggered at abuse hurled at his 10 year old son. Spent every waking momemt trying to drag him down. Published lies, smears, innuendo and abuse at his entire family.

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Who Could Have Possibly Foreseen?

While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling

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More Fake News from Garbage Pile CNN

Preserved for posterity in a screenshot, as the Prozi Media aren’t known for holding back when it comes to airbrushing “inconvenient” history: So, er, having a Green Card makes you a “citizen” now, CNN? Dammit, INS, we want a bunch of our damn fees back! Once again: If you have the brainpower of a turnip

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Dear ProziMedia, Please Don’t Listen to the Advice from Those Washington Examiner People

Found at DPUD. Reporters’ distrust of the Trump administration has become so reactionary that a new rule of thumb could be instituted for audiences looking for accuracy: If two or more journalists seem to be flocking around a breaking news item alleging chilling behavior by the new president or his staff, wait at least 30

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Quick Picks…

But first: SCoaMF is not president! We’ll never tire of saying that first thing every morning. Everybody else might tire of us doing so, but never mind that. We’re the Emperor, and they’re not. Damn, but it feels good to see Incitatus locked up in his stable again. In other news, we see that the

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Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to

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Schadenboner Warning…

Remember, if it lasts for more than 48 hours, seek medical help immediately. Dear Colleagues, Both of you. When we moved into our new building in 2007, we saw it as a modern headquarters for a modern New York Times. We still feel that way. But as Mark mentioned in the State of The Times

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Look, More Russians!!!

Things are getting sillier and sillier as the Prozis try to come up with excuses for the massive rejection they just suffered at the hands of the voters (via Doug Ross): The latest batch of moonbattery stems from the New York Times and Washington Post who are now quoting mysterious and secret sources, within the

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Russians, Russians Everywhere!

It’s official: The ProgMedia have now officially gone off the deep end, copying a page from the playbooks of Castro and Chavez and blaming everything on some dark, sinister, foreign power that is ever-present and ever-threatening. The RUSSIANS! (Yes, yes, we know, it’s hardly the first time the ProgNazis have tried blaming their own failures

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It’s Still Breathing…

We really should get back into the shirt making business. After our old shirt got a revival thanks to one fearless soul at a Trump rally and promptly went viral among every bed-wetting ProgNazi on Twatter, we thought it had died finally, never to be heard from again. Rest in peace, beloved old rag. But

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You’re ALL Fucking Fired!

Granted, the following is based on “sources”, and we all know what that means for the reliability of an article, but we somehow don’t have a problem seeing this happening exactly the way it’s being reported. So, for what it’s worth: Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday,

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Nope, They Still Haven’t Learned a Bit

…but watching the ProgNazis wallowing in their panic, hysteria and bottomless ignorance is still ever so entertaining. Such as Paul Cluckhead of the NYT. So what do we do now? By “we” I mean all those left, center and even right who saw Donald Trump as the worst man ever to run for president and

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Fame Delayed is Fame Denied

It never occurred to us just how viral our ancient T-shirt went Sunday until we, lazily, ran an image search on it. “Rope. Tree. Journalist” Shirts Pulled After Image Goes Viral at Trump Rally Wait… what??? No, that shirt was pulled about 7 or 8 years ago when it stopped selling (because every self-respecting American

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Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state: “Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming

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Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick): This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS

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