Posts belonging to Category Journaljizzm'

Russians, Russians Everywhere!

It’s official: The ProgMedia have now officially gone off the deep end, copying a page from the playbooks of Castro and Chavez and blaming everything on some dark, sinister, foreign power that is ever-present and ever-threatening. The RUSSIANS! (Yes, yes, we know, it’s hardly the first time the ProgNazis have tried blaming their own failures

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It’s Still Breathing…

We really should get back into the shirt making business. After our old shirt got a revival thanks to one fearless soul at a Trump rally and promptly went viral among every bed-wetting ProgNazi on Twatter, we thought it had died finally, never to be heard from again. Rest in peace, beloved old rag. But

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You’re ALL Fucking Fired!

Granted, the following is based on “sources”, and we all know what that means for the reliability of an article, but we somehow don’t have a problem seeing this happening exactly the way it’s being reported. So, for what it’s worth: Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday,

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Nope, They Still Haven’t Learned a Bit

…but watching the ProgNazis wallowing in their panic, hysteria and bottomless ignorance is still ever so entertaining. Such as Paul Cluckhead of the NYT. So what do we do now? By “we” I mean all those left, center and even right who saw Donald Trump as the worst man ever to run for president and

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Fame Delayed is Fame Denied

It never occurred to us just how viral our ancient T-shirt went Sunday until we, lazily, ran an image search on it. “Rope. Tree. Journalist” Shirts Pulled After Image Goes Viral at Trump Rally Wait… what??? No, that shirt was pulled about 7 or 8 years ago when it stopped selling (because every self-respecting American

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Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state: “Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming

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Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick): This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS

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The Non-Debate, Debate

Not that we watched it all that much, we mainly went through clips post-mortem, but it pretty much turned out to be exactly what we’d expected it to be. A prolonged shooting gallery with the “moderators” as the shooters. Only two things (OK, so three, it was fun watching ¡Yeb’s! new-found confidence, safe in the

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And Now For Something Trumpy

…the which we’ve assiduously stayed out of because we, we freely admit, were among the “sure, it’s just a PR joke campaign” crowd when he first stood up and declared his candidacy and because we, not knowing terribly much about the man at the time other than he has a funny hairdo, he’s a loudmouth

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Welcome to Hell

It seems to me that NBC has it’s collectivist panties in a knot about the treatment of various scumbags amongst us. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the Boston Marathon bomber,  should he avoid the death penalty, is destined to wind up at a Super-Max facility in Colorado called the Administrative Maximum Facility — aka ADX, or “supermax”. First

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Of Liars, Pussies and Frothing Anti-Semites

Yes, we realize that we could just write about the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the White House and have covered all of those bases, but we like to spread the disdain a bit. So there’s this guy on NBC, some teleprompter-reading monkey who calls himself a “newsman” because he can read aloud,

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All the News that Are Unfit to Print

So while the ObaMedia continue to not waste a single word on Jon Gruber, the professional prevaricator hired by the White House to “hide the decline” in ObolaCare from the “stupid voters” (Gruber’s words, not ours) in order for it to pass, they’re focusing on the IMPORTANT things. Such as a staffer, oops, former staffer

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Bitch, Meet Karma. She’s a Bitch Also!

You may have heard of the New York Slimes “journalists” who decided that it was in the public interest to doxx Darren Wilson and his wife, publishing their home address in their Prozi rag of a “newspaper” (which, we still contend, should be burned to the ground. With the staff inside). Given the hysterical murderous

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The “Intelligence” Committee Report on Benghazi

First off, His Imperial Majesty would really like it if we could all just stop using the word “intelligence” within 600 statutory miles of anything having to do with Washington DC. It only tends to make everybody look silly. While they laugh their arses off. And vomit. Second, if you’d like to read an excellent

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Don’t Be Stupid Be a Smarty, Come On, Join the Prozi Party!

Next up: We need the Nanny State to control your food production and intake from taco to turd! Because yes, you idiot rubes (who we love so very much and fight, fight, FIGHT for every day!) can’t be trusted with what you put in your pie holes either. No, Prozis are not at ALL totalitarian!

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