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The Butthurt, it is STRONK!!!

Thanks to L.C. Mope, who keeps up with the fake news media so that we won’t have to read their sickening masturbatory fantasies, we learn that the Dread T-Shirt of Doom™ is making the rounds again. This time at Wal*Mart. Briefly. Before the butthurt presstitutes had it yanked. The nation’s largest retailer Wednesday removed from

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Keep On Beclowning Yourselves, Mostly Socialist Media

This is, after all, How We Got Trump™ (or, more importantly, how we dodged the 200MT nuclear device that was Felonia von Pantsuit). So now the latest “colluuuuuuuuuusion” narrative is how Donald Trump Jr. was aiding and abetting an enemy of the United States by, wait for it, talking to a Russian who claimed to

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CNN, the Biggest Name in Doxxing

Listen, His Imperial Majesty has long cautioned the ProgNazi Left against pushing their bullshit terroristic attacks upon people who don’t agree with them. We’ve said, time and time again, that if they keep doing it, sooner or later they’re going to push it too far, and then they’ll realize that they chose… poorly. We’ve been

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Van drives into mosque crowd

WITNESSES say up to three ‘attackers’ escaped after a van ‘intentionally’ swerved into a crowd of pedestrians near London’s Finsbury Park Mosque. and here’s the money quote “They knew there would be people there. “They were white extremists.”< and yet the pussified media refuses to label Muslim terror attacks as “Islamic extremists”. Nope. Nothing to

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We Turn Our Backs on the Empire for a Few Seconds and…

Well, nothing much, really, the world is insanity 24/7 as per usual. Regardless, we’re back from a much needed vacation (and a vacation from the vacation), and we notice that the free ice cream machine needs a swift kick to the backside. Try as we might during our Imperial Retreat, we couldn’t keep the noise

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It’s Working

Mheh. Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive. Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game. Is that a hotel he’s

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Semantics is Fun

Not much new to add to the ongoing saga of how the surveillance, the alleged anonymous leaking of which allowed the ProziMedia to feed upon Prozis’ sudden hysterical fear of Russians everywhere (let’s face it, the Prozis will never forgive the Russians for giving up communism) by making up ever more fantastical stories about President

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Oh Snap… The Prozis Finally Managed to do it!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, it’s over. The Prozis got President Trump good this time. Time to pack up and go home and, let’s face it: it was bound to happen. Intrepid journalist Creutzfeld Jakow, sorry, Rachel Madcow, got President Trump’s tax returns (never mind that makes her an accessory to a felony after the fact, that’s

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Suddenly Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Sound So Silly Anymore, Do They?

(Via Bill Quick). Let’s get this out of the way first: We do not in any way condone the whole “leaking national secrets business” no matter who’s doing it and no matter who it benefits, since we really don’t want our enemies out there in the rest of the world to know what we’re capable

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Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some Assembly Required

Oh yes, we remember their outrage, OUTRAGE about that T-shirt. First when we launched it, and then, much more hysterically, during the election. This nation is rapidly reaching the point where they’ll end up outraged at the end of a rope while their feet kick the air. From the Fake News site, New York Times:

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Eating Your Cake and Having It

So, well, that settles it. The former DNI, James “Lying to Congress” Clapper, categorically denies that any wiretapping of Trump even happened. Heck, even god-king Hussein denies it, so obviously it never happened! OK, in all fairness, all captain precious princess Hussein said was that he never ordered it, which, well, duh. “Will nobody rid

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But… He’s Not Supposed to Fight BACK!

We’re sure this confuses the everloving heck out of Prozicrats after decades of “opposition” consisting mainly of Recucklicans unfurling the white banners and assuming the position whenever the Prozis as much as meowed at them. Color us silly, but we have a distinct feeling that this whole dog and pony show the Prozis are putting

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President Trump isnt going to the correspondence dinner

The press have: Trashed him before, during and after the election. Been activists for his political opponent. Trashed, insulted, denigrated and abused his wife. Laughed and sniggered at abuse hurled at his 10 year old son. Spent every waking momemt trying to drag him down. Published lies, smears, innuendo and abuse at his entire family.

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Who Could Have Possibly Foreseen?

While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling

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More Fake News from Garbage Pile CNN

Preserved for posterity in a screenshot, as the Prozi Media aren’t known for holding back when it comes to airbrushing “inconvenient” history: So, er, having a Green Card makes you a “citizen” now, CNN? Dammit, INS, we want a bunch of our damn fees back! Once again: If you have the brainpower of a turnip

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