Posts belonging to Category 2016 Campaign'

This is Most Likely From the Nutjob Zone

Because there’ll always be those eager to cook up just about anything to get their 15 minutes of, we don’t know, spike in traffic? #Twatterfollowers? Still, it gives us something to raise our eyebrows at. Thanks to Vox (who ALSO reserves judgment as to the veracity), as well as Bill. Two key quotes: “The FBI

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Carlos Danger Strikes Again!

If this ends up the way it looks like, we just may never stop laughing again. The Hildebeest’s campaign destroyed by… Anthony Weiner and his pathological inability to stop sexting children? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As we’re sure you’ve known for days, the FBI investigation into Weiner’s sexting minors history revealed a fresh pile of classified emails where

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Seems Like Somebody Needs a New Pusher

Since we have nothing much else to say right now, and since it is our Imperial Duty to make you throw up in your mouthes every once in a while, here’s a picture of a drunk, stoned, brain damaged felon who looks like she could use another snort of the white powder, right about now:

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When Did Being a Trusting, Moronic Shmuck Become a Requirement in this Former “Land of the Free?”

We’re asking for a friend. For the longest time we’ve wanted to share our ten brass obols on the subject of Donald Trump’s “refusal” to hand a blank check to the ProgNazi Party’s Fraud machine during the last debate, but we kept being distracted. The Imperial Dungeons are filled to overflowing at the time and

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It’s Unbelievable

So the cucks at Fetid Flatulence are having the vapors now that there’s return fire coming in after their victory dance around the pussy video. Yes, we do still check in with that website. They’re a perfect barometer for the idiocy on the former “right” that has turned our nation into the shambles that she

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Well That Was… Interesting…

Once again, we tuned in to watch the gong show, only this time we have to admit it was actually because we wanted to in some sort of ineffable way. Not quite sure why. Perhaps it was because we wanted to see if the “Trumpinator” really did have it in him to go on the

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Burn the Witch!

So now all of the GOPettes are having the vapors over… what again? Oh yes, that’s right. Trump and another guy talking about how to get pussy a decade or so ago. In response half the Cuckservative GOP have run for the hills as they’ve obviously never had a conversation with another guy that didn’t

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They Just Can’t Quit ‘Em

Meaning that the new ProgNazis can’t let go of their ideological forebears, the old Nazis, as exemplified when Kaine referred to the Trump organization as “an Octopus-like entity with tentacles all over the world“. You know, like this one: We have a saying in our native country: “What the heart is full of will spill

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So… the VP debate…

No, we didn’t watch that one. Not even for you. Those have always been irrelevant, even if the Clinton Media have been desperately drumming up the importance thereof this year since they never got the “bump” they had prayed for from the first presidential debate, no matter how much they declared the Animatronic Corpse the

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So… The Debate

Yes, we watched it. For you. The things we do for our loyal citizenry. It was as we’d suspected. On one hand, at least, in that the Hillary Worshiping “moderator” did all that he could to stay well away from the Cankled Beast’s discomfort zones. But that’s hardly news. Anybody going into a debate between

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Winning Hearts and Minds, the Klintoon Way

Keep digging, you brain-damaged, wheezing, coughing witch. The Democratic presidential nominee sparked an uproar late Friday when she described Trump’s supporters at a fundraiser. “To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables,” Clinton said. “Right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it.”

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Trump on Immigration.

The following is a transcript of his latest speech. LC’s and G.L.O.R’s..your soon to be President ********************************************************************************************************************************* Thank you, Phoenix. I am so glad to be back in Arizona, a state that has a very special place in my heart. I love the people of Arizona and, together, we are going to win the White

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Just Thought You Should Know

You’ve probably all heard about this in one way or another already, but we thought that you should know all the gory, heinous, vomit-inducing details: (H/t the inestimable LC & IB Fran). Not that this in any way makes it vital that we keep that Satanic beast out of the White House, of course. We

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Still Not Getting It, Are You?

A most excellent post from Mike at Cold Fury, one of our oldest friends in the Blogosphere (to whom, by the way, you should lend your full support if you have a few shekels to spare as there aren’t that many of us left and he’s by far one of the best), in which he

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Those Damned Russians!

Now they’re evilly hacking into that heroic Nazi collaborator George Soros’ private email as WELL! Will this horror never END? (Yes, George Soros is an actual collaborator of ACTUAL Nazis, not the kind that own golf courses and say naughty things about terrorists while going to all the wrong parties, who helped facilitate the murder

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