Posts belonging to Category Proziism'

You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?

So, we’re informed that a bunch of “anti”-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get confused. At least in our day, the fascists had the decency to call themselves fascists instead of anti-fascists), and the normal people decided that they

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“Oh No, It’s Going GRRRRRRREAT!”

News from the Prozi Party HQ, where newly elected Chief Racist, Obergruppenführer Perez, is starting his very own Röhm-Putsch: Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul of the party’s organization, which has been stung by recent crises — and the DNC has requested resignation letters from all current staffers. Party staff

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It’s Working

Mheh. Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive. Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game. Is that a hotel he’s

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Semantics is Fun

Not much new to add to the ongoing saga of how the surveillance, the alleged anonymous leaking of which allowed the ProziMedia to feed upon Prozis’ sudden hysterical fear of Russians everywhere (let’s face it, the Prozis will never forgive the Russians for giving up communism) by making up ever more fantastical stories about President

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“If We Don’t Force People to Buy Shitcare, They Won’t Buy It!”

We thank you so very much, Captain Obvious. In other brilliant observations that we obviously need Our Betters™ in order to comprehend, fewer people will get syphilis if Congress outlaws fucking, fewer people will get wet if the government forces people to stay indoors and fewer American families will get screwed if we get started

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Suddenly Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Sound So Silly Anymore, Do They?

(Via Bill Quick). Let’s get this out of the way first: We do not in any way condone the whole “leaking national secrets business” no matter who’s doing it and no matter who it benefits, since we really don’t want our enemies out there in the rest of the world to know what we’re capable

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Snowflakes and Their Mental Meltdowns

Presented without much by way of further comment: Euthanasia is sounding better by the minute. Thatisall.

Just In Case You Forgot Why We Fight

On March 4, there were pro-Trump rallies across the nation. Needless to say, the “anti-Fascist” Prozi Fascists showed up to show how fascist hatred is how you demonstrate your commitment to love and tolerance and how “love trumps hate.” Equally needless to say, they got their arses soundly beaten for their efforts, but not before

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Eating Your Cake and Having It

So, well, that settles it. The former DNI, James “Lying to Congress” Clapper, categorically denies that any wiretapping of Trump even happened. Heck, even god-king Hussein denies it, so obviously it never happened! OK, in all fairness, all captain precious princess Hussein said was that he never ordered it, which, well, duh. “Will nobody rid

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But… He’s Not Supposed to Fight BACK!

We’re sure this confuses the everloving heck out of Prozicrats after decades of “opposition” consisting mainly of Recucklicans unfurling the white banners and assuming the position whenever the Prozis as much as meowed at them. Color us silly, but we have a distinct feeling that this whole dog and pony show the Prozis are putting

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Oh Well…

We have to admit that we’re at least mildly disappointed that the DNC (Prozi Party) failed to elect Keith “allahuakbar” Ellison as their new chairman. We mean, with a frothing, racist anti-Semitic lunatic as the head of the party, the parallels between the Prozi Party and a certain other party that they resemble more and

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Prozi Logic

Stolen shamelessly from this most excellent site. Draw your own conclusions. Thatisall.

Pedophile “Progressive” States that Pre-Teen Girls Have to Deal with Dicks in Their Faces

Hey, we all got to play by the same rules here, right? Right, Cucks? So, by the new rules, Chris Cuomo is clearly a confirmed, certified, self-admitted pedophile. So if a 12 year old girl has a problem with an adult male shoving his dick into her face, it’s not the fault of the pedophile

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You’re Welcome Over Here, Chad…

…pull up a chair and we’ll go get a couple of cold ones. When Out magazine assigned me an interview with the rabble-rouser Milo Yiannopoulos, I knew it would be controversial. In the gay and liberal communities in particular, he is a provocative and loathed figure, and I knew featuring him in such a

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Dear me, the Prozis really do have short memories

Looks like someone needs to build a wall.