Posts belonging to Category Proziism'

We TOLD You You Wouldn’t Like the New Rules

…at least not when we started applying them to YOU! (via Vox Popoli): Sarah Sanders @PressSec Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my

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Shortest, Most Boring Apocalypse EVER!

We were promised hordes of malnourished bureaucrats roaming the frozen streets, huddling together in dumps, lighting a fire with crumpled pages of the Federal Register to keep warm. We were expecting wolves, bears, dragons and Mad Max LARPers massacring people, sick people dying on sidewalks outside zombie-infested hospitals, and all we got was this? Those

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You Don’t Say, You Nauseating Nazi Bitch?

Lois “Heydrich” Lerner, for some reason we surely can’t fathom, appears to be ever so concerned about the public finding out the details about what she and her fellow fascists were doing during the days of the Obumfuck Regime: Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her

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Are We Seeing a Trend Here?

So we have Pantifa committing arson, vandalism, aggravated assault on too many counts to mention, a Bernie Bro shooting up Republicans, critically wounding Rep. Scalise, a murderous, anti-Trump, pussyhat-wearing swine shooting up a concert in Vegas, murdering five score people, a deranged, degenerate Prozi swine beating up Sen. Rand Paul, breaking several of his ribs

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What Did You THINK Was Going to Happen?

We’re not going to go into much detail about the events of Charlottesville, at least not until we find out what actually happened, an unlikely occurrence to say the very least with the current monopoly of Prozis and Cucks in charge of the media. All we’ll do is ask, as in the headline: “What, exactly,

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Don’t be Google

So this guy at Google puts out a very polite, forelock-tugging, “pardon me for existing” internal memo, questioning the SJW fascist GroupThink policy (he words it much more politely), stating that the Prozi Gleichschaltungspolizei are promoting an oppressive, authoritarian workplace where people fear being fired for as much as talking about certain subjects. Google then

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CNN, the Biggest Name in Doxxing

Listen, His Imperial Majesty has long cautioned the ProgNazi Left against pushing their bullshit terroristic attacks upon people who don’t agree with them. We’ve said, time and time again, that if they keep doing it, sooner or later they’re going to push it too far, and then they’ll realize that they chose… poorly. We’ve been

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You Might Want to Rethink that, Snowflake

Then again, no. Go with it. All the way, comrades, all the way! (We need the target practice). The “Anti”fascist fascists are still smarting over the right royal arse-beating they received in Berkeley, getting their pasty butts chased out of town and their bodies soundly and righteously thrashed. So what’s a good little fascist to

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Wait, So Now It’s Suddenly Not a Big Deal?

His Imperial Majesty must be getting old which, of course, is errant nonsense to say. What’s a couple of millennia between friends? But we’re getting quite dizzy with this whole surveillance/Russians under every bed/surveillance never happened Narrative that the Fake News Media are running non stop. First it’s “unnamed sources with access to surveillance prove

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You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?

So, we’re informed that a bunch of “anti”-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get confused. At least in our day, the fascists had the decency to call themselves fascists instead of anti-fascists), and the normal people decided that they

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“Oh No, It’s Going GRRRRRRREAT!”

News from the Prozi Party HQ, where newly elected Chief Racist, Obergruppenführer Perez, is starting his very own Röhm-Putsch: Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul of the party’s organization, which has been stung by recent crises — and the DNC has requested resignation letters from all current staffers. Party staff

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It’s Working

Mheh. Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive. Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game. Is that a hotel he’s

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Semantics is Fun

Not much new to add to the ongoing saga of how the surveillance, the alleged anonymous leaking of which allowed the ProziMedia to feed upon Prozis’ sudden hysterical fear of Russians everywhere (let’s face it, the Prozis will never forgive the Russians for giving up communism) by making up ever more fantastical stories about President

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“If We Don’t Force People to Buy Shitcare, They Won’t Buy It!”

We thank you so very much, Captain Obvious. In other brilliant observations that we obviously need Our Betters™ in order to comprehend, fewer people will get syphilis if Congress outlaws fucking, fewer people will get wet if the government forces people to stay indoors and fewer American families will get screwed if we get started

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Suddenly Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Sound So Silly Anymore, Do They?

(Via Bill Quick). Let’s get this out of the way first: We do not in any way condone the whole “leaking national secrets business” no matter who’s doing it and no matter who it benefits, since we really don’t want our enemies out there in the rest of the world to know what we’re capable

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