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Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 31, 2012
So, that massive early voter turnout advantage that the BlightBringer’s campaign (and Nate Silver, but we repeat ourself) is constantly babbling about to shore up their troops? Yeah, about that. Romney up 52-45 among early voters? Excuse us, but wasn’t that the impregnable bulwark of insuperable superiority behind which the Obungles Junta was going to
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 28, 2012
And now for your daily Anti-Doom-And-Gloom dose: Barring the October Surprise to End All October Surprises, and we don’t really see that happening considering how the Obumbles Junta is flailing ever more desperately at straws while the whole Benghazi Murder is certainly not going to get any less damaging for him and his blood-stained paws,
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Categories: Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 37 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 27, 2012
No, we’re not putting this up here to make you projectile vomit, although the reaction would be understandable, we’re putting it up here to show you just how flipping desperate the Ogabe Campaign is getting, urging young women to vote for Teh One™ because it’s like, you know, your first time, having sex with the
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Categories: Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 38 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on October 25, 2012
Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here
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Categories: Democrat Socialists, Epic FAIL, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Politics | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 9 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 24, 2012
Just a quick thought thrown out there because I keep hearing the old “yeah sure, but Mitt is a flip-flopper and he’s not nearly principled enough to save the republic, so why eat the shit sandwich?” You know what? I hear you. You’re right. He’s a pragmatist or, as we say in the corporate world
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Categories: Politics | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 23, 2012
Which is great, considering that it’s only two weeks away. Yes, we got the highlights from tonight’s debate (but only the highlights as we were otherwise occupied) and yes, we too would have liked to see Romney go all Scipio Aemilianus on Obunghole’s worthless arse, but we can’t say that we disagree with his approach.
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Posted by LC SecondMouse on October 18, 2012
A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Politics, Resident Ogabe | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 45 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 17, 2012
You’re either the most loyal, dedicated bunch of dysfunctional browncoat rebels ever known or you’re just secretly hoping that the Imperial Staff locates the Secret Key to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet before I come back. I suspect it’s a bit of both but, knowing you all and having found out how blessed I am to
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Politics | Tags: | 53 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on October 12, 2012
Usually, political debates between individuals with more than 20 years age difference are pretty lopsided affairs. Wisdom, the theory goes, is a byproduct of experience, and is earned over time. But in the VP Debate last night, delivered in a format and with a moderator that the Republicans should be excoriated for agreeing to, Biden’s
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Dhimmitude, Front Page, Politics | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 47 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 5, 2012
No, we didn’t watch the debate in its entirety, we’re on vacation here, but we’ve read the recaps, clips and whatnots from both sides of the aisles enough to understand that Obama got an Epic Enema with the ClueBat Wednesday night. It put a smile on our face, and we needed that. But we honestly
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Politics | Tags: | 20 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 28, 2012
Since Obama and his paid underlings are so very very confident of their inevitable victory that they’re now paying “protesters” $11/hr. In Ohio. (H/t LC Cheapshot). Yep. That sure is a sign of a confident campaign alright. And they didn’t even manage to buy very many rent-a-crowd members either. Sigh. Time to step up on
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Categories: Politics | Tags: | 106 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 27, 2012
Apparently the criticisms of sites like Hot Air for posting endless Eeyore posts about how we’re all doomed and we might as well not bother posts every single time the New York Pravda or somebody like them publishes a D+20 poll stating that Reichsführer Obama is going to win in a landslide (much like Jimmy
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Politics | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 26, 2012
…so you can all just go back to the fetal position and admit defeat before the battle, as we’re sure that Allahpundit will be sure to point out to us all at least another 735 times before November because, you know, Romney Doesn’t Know How Airplanes Work!11!1!!!!!ELEVENTY!!! The poor dumb bastard. “Mister Raaaaaaaaaaamneyyyy, what about
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Categories: Journaljizzm, Politics | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 25, 2012
…at least in our esteem, and he’s currently circling the molten core of Earth, we find that he’s determined to make it all the way to the center. We’d normally put this below the fold, but not in this case, because it needs to be seen in its full horror: The above is, to use
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Categories: Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, The Long War, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 26 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 22, 2012
His Imperial Majesty just loves the shit out of this Gallup poll about the general population’s trust in the Ogabe Steno Pool. That’s right. Gallup, an organization not exactly known for making things look up for conservatives, the “Justice” Department of the Ogabe Junta having threatened them with a lawsuit for not being sufficiently worshipful
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Categories: Idiotarians, Politics | Tags: | 19 Comments »
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