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Yeah, That About Sums it Up

Stolen shamelessly from “G-d’s Own Crunk.” You can look at it in two ways. 1) The leftist socialist fascists couldn’t care less about what the sheeple think or 2) You’re a wolf yourself and you don’t give neither jack nor shit what the sheeple surrender monkeys in the RINO party think. We lean towards number

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Dang, That Sure Is An Impressive Turnout!

We mean, seriously: Out of 175,554 registered voters, 247,713 vote cards were cast in St. Lucie County, Florida on Tuesday. Barack Obama won the county. When faced with the astronomical figures, Gertrude Walker, Supervisor of Elections for St. Lucie County, said she had no idea why turnout was so incredibly high. She was flabbergasted, saying,

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Strange Data Point

You know, His Imperial Majesty’s initial reaction was pretty much in line with the “the nation has changed, it’s now a vast conglomerate of whiny pussies holding out for freebies and that’s why Romney lost” approach right up until he came across this particular data point that, quite frankly, has us scratching our head. So

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This Is It

And we are about to win. Big. Just a few last words. We heard that the BlightBringer tried to spike the has-been Laden Fish Sticks Football one last time in desperation before the vote. Yeah. About that. We have one response, and we wish we’d made the picture ourself: Obama bin-Imaginary Rambo didn’t kill fuck

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This Is It, People

And we’ll let our good friend Bill Whittle explain it (h/t Bill Quick): Our personal motives are closely aligned with Bill’s, with the addition of us hating and despising the BlightBringer, the Butcher of Benghazi so much that if Lucifer himself ran against him, we’d vote for Lucifer just to get the trash thrown out.

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You Have to Be Fricking KIDDING Us!

We’ve heard of Eeyores trying to peddle more fear pr0n in the shape of how Hurricane Sandy is going to help the Democrat Socialists!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!! Well, it sure isn’t doing much good for King Bloomiepants of NYC who, right after blaming Sandy on Glowbull Wormening and endorsing the BlightBringer for president, decided that now would be

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Late Night Ruminations

So, that massive early voter turnout advantage that the BlightBringer’s campaign (and Nate Silver, but we repeat ourself) is constantly babbling about to shore up their troops? Yeah, about that. Romney up 52-45 among early voters? Excuse us, but wasn’t that the impregnable bulwark of insuperable superiority behind which the Obungles Junta was going to

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Looking Better and Better

And now for your daily Anti-Doom-And-Gloom dose: Barring the October Surprise to End All October Surprises, and we don’t really see that happening considering how the Obumbles Junta is flailing ever more desperately at straws while the whole Benghazi Murder is certainly not going to get any less damaging for him and his blood-stained paws,

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Digging Ever Deeper

No, we’re not putting this up here to make you projectile vomit, although the reaction would be understandable, we’re putting it up here to show you just how flipping desperate the Ogabe Campaign is getting, urging young women to vote for Teh One™ because it’s like, you know, your first time, having sex with the

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A Bumper Crop of Fail

Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here

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President Romney

Just a quick thought thrown out there because I keep hearing the old “yeah sure, but Mitt is a flip-flopper and he’s not nearly principled enough to save the republic, so why eat the shit sandwich?” You know what? I hear you. You’re right. He’s a pragmatist or, as we say in the corporate world

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Election Looking Good, Isn’t It?

Which is great, considering that it’s only two weeks away. Yes, we got the highlights from tonight’s debate (but only the highlights as we were otherwise occupied) and yes, we too would have liked to see Romney go all Scipio Aemilianus on Obunghole’s worthless arse, but we can’t say that we disagree with his approach.

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Romney Speaks at the Al Smith Dinner

A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many

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What? Everybody Is Still Here?

You’re either the most loyal, dedicated bunch of dysfunctional browncoat rebels ever known or you’re just secretly hoping that the Imperial Staff locates the Secret Key to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet before I come back. I suspect it’s a bit of both but, knowing you all and having found out how blessed I am to

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“Tickle-Me Biden” Beclowns Himself

Usually, political debates between individuals with more than 20 years age difference are pretty lopsided affairs. Wisdom, the theory goes, is a byproduct of experience, and is earned over time. But in the VP Debate last night, delivered in a format and with a moderator that the Republicans should be excoriated for agreeing to, Biden’s

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