Time for The Art of the Deal

6:20 p.m. Gov. Jerry Brown is asking the Trump administration for federal assistance in responding to a potential failure of a spillway at the Oroville Dam in Northern California. Is that so? Certainly something to take into consideration. Now, while we’re talking, how about those “sanctuary cities” that you so staunchly and fanatically refuse to

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And the Daily Schadenboner Update

Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news: As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he

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And the Tweet of the Day Award™ Goes To…

Rob Schneider! I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves! — Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) November 18, 2016 (Thanks to LC & IB DougM). That’s going to cost ya, Rob! At least one new monitor and keyboard. Oh heck, we’ll let it fly this time. Haven’t laughed so hard in years! We

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Erm, Comey?

You should probably make sure to have your resume updated by January next year or so. Just saying. Mheh. Thatisall.

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Glad THAT’s Over

Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history. Even though we’ll have to admit

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Well, Kalifornikans, You Made Your Bed…

…now go… drink it? As a fourth year of drought continues to drain aquifers and reservoirs, …but the delta smelt is still swimming happily around in water that absolutely, totally, under no circumstances can be used for humans, lest the darling garbage fish be discomfited. Sooooo…. California water managers and environmentalists are urging adoption of

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Happy New Year Schadenboner!

Damn, we had no idea sobering up would take this long! We must be getting old. Or maybe we’re still drunk or, at the very least, deep in the throes of DT hallucinations, because this is just too damn funny to be true. WASHINGTON — For years, Harvard’s experts on health economics and policy have

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Bonus Schadenboner, and Could We Please Remember Who This Country BELONGS To?

We were hoping for some added schadenbonerifficness in the wake of Mary “ObolaCare” Landrieu’s cataclysmic beating in the runoff election, and we weren’t disappointed. The Prozis reacted in their typical, dignified, gracious fashion to having been slapped about the face with a wet catfish and made to resent it. Oh, who are we kidding?: I

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That Damned Lazy Fireball in the Sky!

It is to laugh, if it wasn’t happening on our dime: No doubt most readers know of the $2.2 billion Ivanpah solar plant, a huge project in the Mojave Desert which is easily visible from many planes flying in the Los Angeles – Las Vegas vicinity. It has been controversial from even before its start

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Schadenboners for everyone!

As of this writing at a little after 10 pm Central, it has been projected by several media outlets that the GOP has taken control of the Senate, and picked up at least 10 seats in the House. In addition, 36 governor’s races were voted on, and the GOP has so far picked up several

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This Little RINO Had None…

Of course, just because the death of the Republic is an already established fact doesn’t mean that we can’t rip out our throbbing Schadenboners and rub them furiously when news such as these hit: RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — In an upset for the ages, Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Virginia, the second-most powerful man in

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Canned Stupid™

We must say, there really is no Grand Mystery involved when it comes to “Who Killed the Republic” when we have mouth-breathing liberal clue-fearing imbeciles like the one described in this article about how libtards in Austin find themselves priced out of their homes (h/t LC & IB Mike Hendrix): “I’m at the breaking point,”

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Nope. We’re Fresh Out of Them

Via Bill Quick, news reaches us that Noo Yawkers are just as thrilled with their brand new communist mayor, Bill de Sandino-wannabe-Blasio, as we knew they would be. NEW YORK (AP) — Only 39 percent of registered New York City voters believe Mayor Bill de Blasio’s has done a “good” or “excellent” job during his

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Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)

Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick to their frozen groinal regions. Xue Long notified AMSA at 1pm AEDT this afternoon it has concerns about their ability to move through heavy ice

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Looks like the Congress Staff Whores for the Socialist Democrats aren’t enjoying their new, improved ObamaCare plans either: Veteran House Democratic aides are sick over the insurance prices they’ll pay under Obamacare, and they’re scrambling to find a cure. Easy: Suck start a Mossberg. If you don’t know how, His Imperial Majesty will be happy

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