Posts belonging to Category Schadenboner'
Posted by LCBren on January 10, 2018
Source For all the kicking and screaming and tantrums of the “Educated Left”, they are now chowing down on a massive meal of CROW. The rabid NeverTrumpers ranted and raved on how “Literally Hitler” was “pushing us towards a nuclear war because of his stupidity”… DONALD Trump has been credited for the return of North
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Categories: #NeverTrumpTards, Cuckservatives, Foreign Policy, Schadenboner, The Trumpening, Winning | 
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Posted by LCBren on August 5, 2017
Q: Whats the capital of Venezuela? A: About $1.25. I’d feel sorry for them, but… Nope. Got nothing. Fuck ’em all.
Categories: Economic Fail, Fucking OUCH!, Schadenboner, Socialist Shits | Tags: | 2 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 27, 2017
In brief Schadenboner news while we gather our bearings: MeAgain Kelly continues to disappoint. In case NBC was hoping to gain anything from hiring the narcissistic former Fox clown, that is. Megyn Kelly’s Sunday night newsmagazine show’s ratings dropped for a fourth consecutive week since debuting earlier this month on NBC, according to Nielsen Media
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Categories: Schadenboner | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 14, 2017
6:20 p.m. Gov. Jerry Brown is asking the Trump administration for federal assistance in responding to a potential failure of a spillway at the Oroville Dam in Northern California. Is that so? Certainly something to take into consideration. Now, while we’re talking, how about those “sanctuary cities” that you so staunchly and fanatically refuse to
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Categories: Schadenboner, TrumpSlide | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on January 10, 2017
Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news: As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he
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Categories: Good News, Schadenboner | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 20, 2016
Rob Schneider! I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves! — Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) November 18, 2016 (Thanks to LC & IB DougM). That’s going to cost ya, Rob! At least one new monitor and keyboard. Oh heck, we’ll let it fly this time. Haven’t laughed so hard in years! We
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Categories: Proziism, Schadenboner | Tags: | 1 Comment »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 9, 2016
You should probably make sure to have your resume updated by January next year or so. Just saying. Mheh. Thatisall.
Categories: Schadenboner, TrumpSlide | Tags: | 4 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 20, 2016
Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history. Even though we’ll have to admit
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Categories: RINO Traitors, Schadenboner | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on May 31, 2015
…now go… drink it? As a fourth year of drought continues to drain aquifers and reservoirs, …but the delta smelt is still swimming happily around in water that absolutely, totally, under no circumstances can be used for humans, lest the darling garbage fish be discomfited. Sooooo…. California water managers and environmentalists are urging adoption of
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Categories: Funny Shit, Proziism, Schadenboner | Tags: | 13 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on January 5, 2015
Damn, we had no idea sobering up would take this long! We must be getting old. Or maybe we’re still drunk or, at the very least, deep in the throes of DT hallucinations, because this is just too damn funny to be true. WASHINGTON — For years, Harvard’s experts on health economics and policy have
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Categories: Schadenboner | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 9, 2014
We were hoping for some added schadenbonerifficness in the wake of Mary “ObolaCare” Landrieu’s cataclysmic beating in the runoff election, and we weren’t disappointed. The Prozis reacted in their typical, dignified, gracious fashion to having been slapped about the face with a wet catfish and made to resent it. Oh, who are we kidding?: I
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Last Stand, Proziism, Schadenboner | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 9, 2014
It is to laugh, if it wasn’t happening on our dime: No doubt most readers know of the $2.2 billion Ivanpah solar plant, a huge project in the Mojave Desert which is easily visible from many planes flying in the Los Angeles – Las Vegas vicinity. It has been controversial from even before its start
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Categories: Schadenboner, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 6 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on November 4, 2014
As of this writing at a little after 10 pm Central, it has been projected by several media outlets that the GOP has taken control of the Senate, and picked up at least 10 seats in the House. In addition, 36 governor’s races were voted on, and the GOP has so far picked up several
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Categories: Good News, Restoring the Republic, Schadenboner | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 34 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 10, 2014
Of course, just because the death of the Republic is an already established fact doesn’t mean that we can’t rip out our throbbing Schadenboners and rub them furiously when news such as these hit: RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — In an upset for the ages, Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Virginia, the second-most powerful man in
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Categories: Good News, RINO Traitors, Schadenboner | Tags: | 21 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 3, 2014
We must say, there really is no Grand Mystery involved when it comes to “Who Killed the Republic” when we have mouth-breathing liberal clue-fearing imbeciles like the one described in this article about how libtards in Austin find themselves priced out of their homes (h/t LC & IB Mike Hendrix): “I’m at the breaking point,”
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Categories: Progtards, Schadenboner, Socialist Shits | Tags: | 5 Comments »
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