Posts belonging to Category ShutdownPocalypse'

Thank G-d! The Long War is Over!

The head of the National Park Gestapo has finally told us why he “had” to detain aging tourists under arms in Yellowstone National Park and ferry them out under armed escort, no restroom stops allowed for 2.5 hours, among other indignities ordered by Reichsführer Stompy Foot Hussein during the Long National Nightmare that was ShutdownPocalypse:

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Princess Hissy Fit Orders Troops Out to Re-Barackade WWII Memorial

Because obviously, in spite of the Republicans DESTROYING US ALL, there’s money enough for THAT: Funny, isn’t it? Here you have two violators of the Oath “just following orders” to block off a memorial to hundreds of thousands of Americans who gave their lives to defeat totalitarian fascists who were… Just following orders. Think about

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They’re Getting Bolder, Aren’t They?

So now the Democrat National Socialists are feeling froggy. What, with all of the ObamaMedia in their back pockets (as usual. If you’re watching the Obama Stenography Pool for news you’d have never heard of the trucker blockade or the vets storming the BarryCades) and encouraged by their carefully massaged polls, it’d be a miracle

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Another Vile Act of the Scumbag in the Spite House

14-year-old Morgan Jones has a fatal disease and is legally blind but all she wanted was to visit the Statue of Liberty. But thanks to Obama’s shut down, she has been denied that last request. Miss Jones is from Ashland, Kentucky and was visiting New York to fulfill a life-long hope of visiting the Statue

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The Natives Are Getting Restless

From the trucker protest that was deemed “not news” by the Obama Stenography Pool (formerly “the media”), Doug Ross brings pictures. Lots of pictures. That you, of course, will neither see nor hear a beep about from the Obama Stenography Pool. Funny, His Imperial Majesty would certainly call hundreds, if not thousands of giant diesels

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Political Theatre, Day 12 of the ShutdownPocalypse

Suddenly, completely out of the blue, not at all having to do with Princess Barry and her Nazi Democrat Party needing theatre for their ShutdownPocalypse, the EBT system goes on the fritz due to a “computer upgrade glitch” (h/t Ace of Spades). Oh absolutely. It couldn’t possibly be more than a coinkydink that this happens

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Go Big, Or Go Home

So yesterday the word on the Friday Night News Dump Street was that the GOP had caved and sent a compromise that pretty much gave the Obamarrhoid and his National Socialist Democrats everything they wanted in return for, what again? Oh yes, repealing the medical device tax (nice) and some unspecified discussions and “frameworks” about

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Day 9 of the Stompy Foot Follies

How low can you go? This low: In what veterans call an outrageous slight after the ultimate sacrifice, the shuttered federal government is withholding a $100,000 payment, known as the death gratuity, that is normally wired to relatives of fallen service members. It’s typically sent to families within three days to help cover funeral costs

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Day 7, and Der FUBAR’s Spite House Ups the Ante

After having spent G-d knows how much money on using German Shepherds (lovely connotations, by the way) to scare vets away from their own memorials, the vets weren’t any more impressed by Obama’s German Shepherds than they were by Hitler’s, by the way, putting up barricades everywhere, trying to shut down the oceans lest people

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Old People Thrown Out Of Their Homes, Highway Shoulders Coned off, Barack the Mad’s Reign of Error Continues

To quote an anonymous member of the Allgemeine-SS, er, Park Rangers: “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.” Indeed it is. Yet you guys seem hell bent on “juzt follovink orderz” anyway, don’t you? Hmmm… That defense doesn’t work, you know, not even in the original German.

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Asshole-in-Chief Forgot to Add the Japanese

Not that it would have helped any. This is the view that greeted visitors to the USMC War Memorial (also known to some as the Iwo Jima Memorial): Barackades, Barackades, Barackades everywhere. Predictably, they didn’t much faze the guys who stormed and took the real thing under withering enemy fire: What a disgusting, puling little

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Obam-bam Temper Tantrum Update, Day 5 of the ShutdownPocalypse

In which we continue to try keeping track of the hissy fits and angry bangings of sippy cups from Ear Leader as he continues spending money punishing the ungrateful people of the U.S. There are probably many more such incidents, so if you know of any, please feel free to update us in the comments.

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More “Absolutely Not Deliberate Ogabe Theatre Because… Tea Party!”

Via Doubleplusundead. OK, so here’s the sitch: The military doesn’t have enough Catholic Chaplains, so what they do is hire priests to hold Mass. Obviously, with the ShutdownPocalypse and all, they can’t pay those priests at the moment. Nothing outrageous here. It’s what “shutdown” means. It implies shutting down stuff, no? Unless, of course, we’re

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Scared Straight?

We doubt it, jaded as we are, but at least we find the reports of the results of today’s meeting to talk about a compromise promising: President Obama and congressional leaders emerged from a White House meeting Wednesday evening with little sign of progress toward ending the government shutdown, a standstill both parties acknowledge could

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