Posts belonging to Category Imperial Thoughts'

Battle Cries of the Republic

San Jacinto: “Come and get it!” RINOs: “Would overnight delivery be acceptable to you?” Thatisall.

Oh, and Totally En Passant: Should Boehner Allow a House Vote on the ‘Clean’ CR?

No, he shouldn’t. Not that we particularly believe the Lame Stream Media’s parroting the DNC talking point that they’ve been handed that “it would immediately pass”, but given how busy Obama and his pissy-panted, petulant, foot-stomping Spite House are pissing Americans off, we find it silly in the extreme to interrupt the enemy when he’s

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“Patriotism? That’s Just so… GAUCHE!”

Remember this picture? Of course you do. Unless you’re from a different planet or isn’t a teen yet, in which case please browse away from this website. It’s not exactly kiddy-rated. What does that picture say to you? To His Imperial Majesty it says such things as, but not limited to, “defiance”, “resolve”, “courage”, “invincibility”

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Question for those of you who know of these things

Guys, a question (which can be a semi-open thread, or not – your choice). I have a relative who has a talent for hand-loading ammo. This relative would prefer to begin preparations for the moment when the fecal material impacts the oscillating device. Questions: How much total layout, and how easy to acquire? (Meaning, of

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Christmas in June? (UPDATE and Bumped, New Posts Below)

OK, this is going to be the strangest and most likely least convincing sales pitch I’ve ever delivered for a collection because, well, you’ll see… One of our esteemed LCs came up with something that would make for a great surprise for another one of our very esteemed LCs and I’m all in, so that’s

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We Didn’t Stop Loving You Today, George

We never will. May G-d Bless Your Soul. Thatisall.

They’re Turning Out Well

Not to brag or anything (which is a clear sign to anybody knowing His Imperial Majesty that he’s about to do just that), but our Imperial Heirs just got their report cards and both of them tested above the “Advanced” category. Which, of course, led to His Imperial Majesty reacting as any responsible, loving father

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Which Is What His Imperial Majesty Has Been Trying to Tell Everybody For Years Now

…and we’re not as much as suggesting that SluBlog is one of those who hasn’t been getting it, because that’s definitely not the case, but we hope that his excellent post spreads to some of the more “civilized” and “pragmatic” ones on our side, because it’s yet another wake up call: Still, the president wasn’t

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Equal Opportunity – Unequal Risks

Looking through various headlines I came across this: Marine General says women ready for Combat This is sure to be a hot button topic- so At the risk of crossing swords with the G.L.O.R’s here across the mighty Empire I have to say simply this – it’s wrong. It’s just flat out wrong. The General

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Oh Happy Day! (And Then Some Not So Happy Stuff, But We Knew It Would Get To That Point, So No Surprise There)

And on the fifth day of the Sequestrocalypse, planes falling from the skies, violent gangs roaming the streets where police once kept the peace, wild animals no longer under control running rampant in once idyllic neighborhoods, tearing out the throats of womyn and chillun (hey, Pharaoh Tit-Bama said it would be so, so it must

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The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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A drive by …

Just a short drive by folks, of course no sooner does the Dream Come true … er Well something like that and I am given keys to the booze cabinet – I’m mobile sans a power supply on my laptop and the battery is —- wilting faster than Bidens Pecker at a hookers convention… Stay

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Could Weepy Boner Be On His Way Out?

His Imperial Majesty very much doubts it, no matter how rampant the speculation is after his latest attempt to give Ogabe a bit of what he wants instead of the full 100% failed miserably. We’re quite relieved, actually, because if he hadn’t failed, we would have heard no end of the orange freak’s claims that

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Darn’ Tootin’, Governor!

And another shout-out to the governor of the fine state in which we live, governor Perry, who knows what’s what and what works: Perry drew a round of applause when he talked about Harrold, Texas, a community that lets teachers and administrators who are properly permitted and trained to carry weapons on campus. He said

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Taking the Long View

Yep, buying out existing media outlets makes a whole lotta sense, and we’re not being in the slightest sarcastic here. As more and more people on our side are, belatedly, coming to realize is that we’re not losing because our message of personal liberty, opportunity and prosperity doesn’t sell, it sells like frickin’ hotcakes every

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