Posts belonging to Category Goblin Control'

Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors

Via the Blogfather: Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner’s son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said. Wagoner County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Broken Arrow, southeast of Tulsa at around 12:30 p.m. local time. When they arrived, they found the three dead suspects

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They Told Us that Guns are More Dangerous to Their Owners…

..and they were RIGHT! According to NBC 4, authorities with the Culpepper County Sheriff’s Department say “21-year-old Delonte Jones, of Prince George’s County, and 18-year-old Amber Eley, of Orange, Virginia, knocked on the door of a home in the 1400 block of Woodland Church Road.” When the homeowner answered the door, Jones and Eley feigned

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Criminal Population Drops by 1 Again

Via Bearing Arms: MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Relatives of a 17-year-old are angry the teenager was shot and killed by a homeowner who police say was protecting her property. The sister of the teen who died identified him as Trevon Johnson. She said he was a student at D. A. Dorsey Technical College. “I don’t care

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Pamela Geller 2 – Goat molesters 0

Ya’ll didn’t really think we here at the AIR would let a juicy tidbit like the recent shootings in TX go without commenting  on now dija’ ? H/T to Tallulah who brought us this link from Ace of Spades HQ ISIS reportedly has claimed responsibility for the attacks of two gun men in TX at

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Please no one tell Piers Morgan, he’d have a stroke

source Well done to the police. FOUR men have been arrested for allegedly plotting a terror attack possibly to coincide with this Remembrance Day weekend. Um…what? It is understood police were suspecting a gun attack rather than bomb plot. I an having a hard problem believing this. Wasnt it the Brits who told us their

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Another Innocent Child Brutally Executed By Evil Racist Oppressors

The headline has been MSM’ified for your reading pleasure. The truth is somewhat — different… The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that people claiming to be relatives of the victim identified him as 18-year-old Vonderrit Myers, Jr. The teenager’s mother, Syreeta Myers, told The Associated Press by phone Thursday that her son was holding a sandwich

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Ferguson burns while Eric Holder whines

You’d have to put your brain in a box – lock it with chains and a padlock – and send it into orbit for the next year to actually take anything Eric Holder says seriously anymore. Holder criticizes police response in Ferguson, says he is ‘deeply concerned’ about use of military equipment Attorney General Eric

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There once were two goblins, now there’s just one….

Source A DAD who saw armed robbers holding a gun to the head of his teenage daughter opened fire on the men, killing one and critically injuring the other. And the baby Jesus smiles…. The incident unfolded late Monday night in St Louis when the 17-year-old girl went outside her home to retrieve something from

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The Stoopid™ is strong with you

If you thought the ProgNazis couldn’t get any more lower on the intelligence scale without digging, well we have this: Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn is partnering with Washington CeaseFire to launch a new program designed to help local businesses become “Gun Free Zones.” A Monday press conference to make the announcement is planned. Hospitals in

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It’s Really All About Choosing the Right Tool For the Job

Which, of course, we all know. Which is why you don’t bring screen door netting if you’re sent out to fix an exterior hatch on a submarine. Or, you know, attempt an armed robbery with a bat. Did we mention that the store this particular goblin tried to rob was a gun store? (H/t Sipsey

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Don’t. Fucking. Cut. In. Line!

EVER! (grabbed from Maetenloch’s always excellent Overnight Open Thread) Fair Warning: The link goes to the Puffington Host but, and it is really strange for us to say this, but we can safely promise that you won’t regret clicking on it. Short version: Some fuckwit baboon goblin decides to rob a bunch of people standing

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