LC R6: like maybe the Looney Toons theme? Benny Hill. Definitely Benny Hill.
Cougar1978: Well, I never knew about this new Muslim Holiday. Before Ramadan, it appears there’s Qabum-...
Eric Praline: Too bad those savages can’t afford better camera equipment, that would have been infinitely...
angrywebmaster: And now Turkey is getting involved. Freedom Flotilla II’ set to sail for Gaza from Turkey 
readerjp: Hamas Killed 160 Palestinian Children to Build Terror Tunnels – Myer Freimann (Tablet) Hamas uses...
irish19: unbloody That is the key word, right there. LC R6: Once it’s inside the tent, there is no way you’re getting it out again. No unbloody way for sure.
Orion: Wouldn’t matter who or what you voted for, nor anyone else. Hasn’t been an election in this... angrywebmaster: Roberts or Kennedy play that game again, I suspect there will be new openings on the court along...
Emperor Misha I: No. You didn’t. And I didn’t. But enough did, and that’s all it takes. Suffer not... irish19: And please, CPS. remove his daughters from him before he finds a knife. Somehow, I don’t really think... readerjp: Damascus (AFP) – Islamic State fighters have seized a Syrian army base in the northern province of...
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: lc purple raider says: I wonder if female mutilation was...
lc purple raider: I wonder if female mutilation was done to Obama. Would explain much about him. LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: God, I’m glad I don’t live there. Fuck...
BITOA: Easy fix: Raise taxes,subsidize green paint for home owners, fine them if they don’t use it, fine them...
Draven32: yup, and radio messages telling us we can only water on even/odd days, and telling us how we should give... angrywebmaster: Here’s a way to solve both problems. :em05:
Radical Redneck: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :em01: angrywebmaster: LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. @ #: Oh, and tear gas? 12 ga slugs work... angrywebmaster: And since it’s Friday, we need a little good news I think. Meriam Ibrahim safe in Rome! :em01:... LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: LC Xystus says: Oh, wouldn’t we love it if they gave us a...
LC Xystus: irish19: LC Xystus says: Sorry, that was Veeshir; I can’t take credit. angrywebmaster: LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. @ #:Nuke ‘em til they glow so you can shoot... LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: Tallulah says: I wish the Jews would just tell Lurch to sod...Shamelessly stolen from Maet: Sunscreen is one of the best protectors from the sun, but North East Independent School District parent Christy Riggs said her child wasn’t allowed to bring sunscreen to campus and suffered the burning consequences. Riggs said her 10-year-old daughter went on a school field trip recently and came back sun-burned. Riggs
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P.J. O’Rourke strikes again. Rutgers, that famed ranked number 69th university in whatever the Hades barbaroi province it resides in, recently got noted for raising Cain about inviting professor Rice, an accomplished black woman who worked her arse from nothing (in the Jim Crow Democrat South that libnorants like to wail about, no less, even
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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: | 10 Comments »
With the upcoming Imperial shindig – of which I can’t make yet again this year *sigh*( I’ll be there in spirit all the same) – The folks attending this years festivities….. just might want to save back some of what’s sure to be a lot of lead sent down range. Because as I see it
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Categories: Fascism in America, Higher Learning, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Public "Workers", Publik Skool | Tags: | 19 Comments »
My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Fascism in America, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 80 Comments »
AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Headlines, Funny Shit, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: What the FUCK????? | 7 Comments »
Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find
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Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Idiocracy, Pathetic Asstards, Publik Skool, Useless Swine | Tags: | 63 Comments »
I couldn’t decide when I started this post to run with the title above or make it “Reason XXXVII I fucking HATE Obama and his Base”. Like they say – there is NO fixing this, there is NO fixing the abject level of plain fucking stupid for people that slavishly support this fucking shit pile
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Categories: Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Nationalized Hell Care, Socialist Shits, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 25 Comments »
It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for
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Categories: Economic Fail, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Propaganda | Tags: | 18 Comments »
Tyranny – this is what it looks like, and no surprise….. it once again rears its ugly snout straight out of Chicago, H/T to the blog at Guns N’ Freedom. Chicago Police Superintendent Says Cops Will Shoot Gun Carrying Citizens Because of His Training “You put more guns on the street expect more shootings,” McCarthy
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Cowardly Shitbirds, Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Gun Fearing Wussies, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Narcissistic Arseholes, Public "Workers", Tyrants and Thugs, Useless Swine | Tags: | 29 Comments »
It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Gun Fearing Wussies, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Useless Swine | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Economic Fail, Gun Fearing Wussies, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Pussification, Useless Swine | Tags: | 33 Comments »
And the comedy gold just keeps on keeping on. We swear, we haven’t had this much fun since somebody talked centurion Aemilius Gallinus into walking through the enclosure of the Imperial War Dogs dressed as Vercingetorix in bacon armor. To recap, very briefly, Dumb King Narcissus Barackus Obamus drew a red line in the sand
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File this under “AH-HA-HA-HA-HA *(snort)* HA-HA-HA”. It would appear that the peaceful residents of my old hometown are not lining up dutifully behind the boy king and his totalitarian plans to use their tragedy to disarm the public before enough of them wise up and begin putting little round holes in various and sundry manifestations
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Categories: Good News, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiocracy, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 5 Comments »
All’s I can say is she’s lucky it wasn’t me. Faced with the aggressive in your face attitude this woman displayed – depending on my own mood at the moment she might have been met with one of three or maybe four responses. An Apology – Highly unlikely, but sometimes it’s simply not even worth
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Pathetic Asstards, Useless Swine | Tags: | 44 Comments »
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