Posts belonging to Category Idiocracy'

She doesnt get it and never will

Source A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for. They voted for us to take back control of our money, our law and our borders and that’s exactly what we will do.” But thats

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Teenage Camera Whore Comes up With New Excuse for Truancy

We’re talking, of course, about CNN’s new boy toy, that rat-faced freak David Hogg, who just can’t keep furiously flogging his meat to the deaths of his classmates, blaming everybody except the shooter who did the deed and the four Cowards of Broward who were hiding with their guns and uniforms in the shrubberies outside

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But, Muh COLLUSION!

Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after

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“OMGWTFBBQ Trump will push the red button”

Will someone…ANYONE..I dont care who….explain to these bedwetting, whining, puerile and utterly LUNATIC Lefties that there IS no “big red button” and reassure these Safe Space™ addicted, halfwitted, droolingly braindead imbeciles that no US President anywhere can EVER unilaterally launch a nuclear attack? I mean really, do NONE of them ever bother to actually LEARN

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Great Moments in Child Rearing

This is what happens when you fail to give your runts a good thrashing and a stern talking to every once in a while (via LC & IB Bill Quick): Students protested yesterday at the Emory Administration Building following a series of overnight, apparent pro-Donald Trump for president chalkings throughout campus. Yes, you read that

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This World Got Interesting Quick, Didn’t It?

We mean, after having been dragged (OK, mostly dragging ourself) back into watching the sickening, idiotic goings-on of the real world, we find that the Assnugget-in-Chief has officially abdicated any role in the Middle East and left it to Volodya Putin (masterful move there, champ! Now we can’t get involved even if we DO want

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All Hail the Idiocracy

And so, in the wake of yet another subhuman scumbag murdering innocents while hopped up on government-approved psychotropic drugs, what does the nation turn to? Debating the wisdom of force-feeding what used to be street drugs to children down to the age of 6? Perhaps the wisdom of kicking all of the terminal nutcases out

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Welcome to the Imperial Presidency

And no, sadly, not the Imperial presidency of His Imperial Majesty, Misha I, but that of His Colossal Ineptitude, princess Obola I. So Empress Obola, safe in her knowledge that nothing would happen if she did so (nothing ever happened on the umpty-million times she took a piss on the Constitution and ruled by fiat

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British nannies set new standard in utter idiocy

Source An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile. No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right. “We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in. So not only is

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Please no one tell Piers Morgan, he’d have a stroke

source Well done to the police. FOUR men have been arrested for allegedly plotting a terror attack possibly to coincide with this Remembrance Day weekend. Um…what? It is understood police were suspecting a gun attack rather than bomb plot. I an having a hard problem believing this. Wasnt it the Brits who told us their

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No. No, It Won’t…

“The President is lying to America.” Actually, I knew that already. So did you. But it might mean something just a little bit more coming from a “ranking Department of Defense official,” even if he does choose to remain safely anonymous. Daily Caller has the latest from the Official Currently Known as Joseph Miller: No

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Welcome to the ProgTards’ America

Shamelessly stolen from Maet: Sunscreen is one of the best protectors from the sun, but North East Independent School District parent Christy Riggs said her child wasn’t allowed to bring sunscreen to campus and suffered the burning consequences. Riggs said her 10-year-old daughter went on a school field trip recently and came back sun-burned. Riggs

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Generation Idiot

P.J. O’Rourke strikes again. Rutgers, that famed ranked number 69th university in whatever the Hades barbaroi province it resides in, recently got noted for raising Cain about inviting professor Rice, an accomplished black woman who worked her arse from nothing (in the Jim Crow Democrat South that libnorants like to wail about, no less, even

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Save some ammo Rotties

With the upcoming Imperial shindig – of which I can’t make yet again this year *sigh*( I’ll be there in spirit all the same) – The folks attending this years festivities….. just might want to save back some of what’s sure to be a lot of lead sent down range. Because as I see it

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On the Nevada situation

My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and

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