Posts belonging to Category Idiocracy'

Welcome to the Imperial Presidency

And no, sadly, not the Imperial presidency of His Imperial Majesty, Misha I, but that of His Colossal Ineptitude, princess Obola I. So Empress Obola, safe in her knowledge that nothing would happen if she did so (nothing ever happened on the umpty-million times she took a piss on the Constitution and ruled by fiat

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British nannies set new standard in utter idiocy

Source An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile. No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right. “We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in. So not only is

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Please no one tell Piers Morgan, he’d have a stroke

source Well done to the police. FOUR men have been arrested for allegedly plotting a terror attack possibly to coincide with this Remembrance Day weekend. Um…what? It is understood police were suspecting a gun attack rather than bomb plot. I an having a hard problem believing this. Wasnt it the Brits who told us their

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No. No, It Won’t…

“The President is lying to America.” Actually, I knew that already. So did you. But it might mean something just a little bit more coming from a “ranking Department of Defense official,” even if he does choose to remain safely anonymous. Daily Caller has the latest from the Official Currently Known as Joseph Miller: No

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Welcome to the ProgTards’ America

Shamelessly stolen from Maet: Sunscreen is one of the best protectors from the sun, but North East Independent School District parent Christy Riggs said her child wasn’t allowed to bring sunscreen to campus and suffered the burning consequences. Riggs said her 10-year-old daughter went on a school field trip recently and came back sun-burned. Riggs

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Generation Idiot

P.J. O’Rourke strikes again. Rutgers, that famed ranked number 69th university in whatever the Hades barbaroi province it resides in, recently got noted for raising Cain about inviting professor Rice, an accomplished black woman who worked her arse from nothing (in the Jim Crow Democrat South that libnorants like to wail about, no less, even

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Save some ammo Rotties

With the upcoming Imperial shindig – of which I can’t make yet again this year *sigh*( I’ll be there in spirit all the same) – The folks attending this years festivities….. just might want to save back some of what’s sure to be a lot of lead sent down range. Because as I see it

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On the Nevada situation

My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and

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Okay, not even I could make THIS shit up…

AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the

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Oh, and Something More You Can Continue to Ignore, Ignomericans.

Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find

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Suffer the little children

Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered

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ObamaCare fails – Fiddytwo’rs hit hardest.

I couldn’t decide when I started this post to run with the title above or make it “Reason XXXVII I fucking HATE Obama and his Base”. Like they say – there is NO fixing this, there is NO fixing the abject level of plain fucking stupid for people that slavishly support this fucking shit pile

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It’s the Apocalypse!!11!!

It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for

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Open season on law abiding citizens

Tyranny – this is what it looks like, and no surprise….. it once again rears its ugly snout straight out of Chicago, H/T to the blog at Guns N’ Freedom. Chicago Police Superintendent Says Cops Will Shoot Gun Carrying Citizens Because of His Training “You put more guns on the street expect more shootings,” McCarthy

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University of Kansas Professor Beclowns himself

It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling

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