Posts belonging to Category Idiocracy'

On the Nevada situation

My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and

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Okay, not even I could make THIS shit up…

AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the

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Oh, and Something More You Can Continue to Ignore, Ignomericans.

Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find

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Suffer the little children

Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered

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ObamaCare fails – Fiddytwo’rs hit hardest.

I couldn’t decide when I started this post to run with the title above or make it “Reason XXXVII I fucking HATE Obama and his Base”. Like they say – there is NO fixing this, there is NO fixing the abject level of plain fucking stupid for people that slavishly support this fucking shit pile

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It’s the Apocalypse!!11!!

It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for

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Open season on law abiding citizens

Tyranny – this is what it looks like, and no surprise….. it once again rears its ugly snout straight out of Chicago, H/T to the blog at Guns N’ Freedom. Chicago Police Superintendent Says Cops Will Shoot Gun Carrying Citizens Because of His Training “You put more guns on the street expect more shootings,” McCarthy

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University of Kansas Professor Beclowns himself

It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling

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Starbucks to 80 million Americans – we don’t want you.

Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a

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Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a Bear

And the comedy gold just keeps on keeping on. We swear, we haven’t had this much fun since somebody talked centurion Aemilius Gallinus into walking through the enclosure of the Imperial War Dogs dressed as Vercingetorix in bacon armor. To recap, very briefly, Dumb King Narcissus Barackus Obamus drew a red line in the sand

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Newtown Residents Give Der Fubar the Finger

File this under “AH-HA-HA-HA-HA *(snort)* HA-HA-HA”. It would appear that the peaceful residents of my old hometown are not lining up dutifully behind the boy king and his totalitarian plans to use their tragedy to disarm the public before enough of them wise up and begin putting little round holes in various and sundry manifestations

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EnviroMENTAList

All’s I can say is she’s lucky it wasn’t me. Faced with the aggressive in your face attitude this woman displayed – depending on my own mood at the moment she might have been met with one of three or maybe four responses. An Apology – Highly unlikely, but sometimes it’s simply not even worth

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Shockingly Stoopid

Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper  A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!

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I’ll have what she’s smoking…

Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned  Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored

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Welcome to “Gun Safety With Uncle Joe”

Yes, we know that this is what you all have been waiting for. Our new self-appointed guru of responsible and safe firearms ownership, Joe “Choo-Choo” Biden, has once again decided to put some learnin’ to all of us unwashed, extremist, irresponsible, children-hating, murderous, violent (OK, we’ll stop here or we’ll never get to the meat

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