Posts belonging to Category Epically Epic'

Time to put the dog…er…goanna out..

Here in Australia, we dont do small. We dont do harmless. And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table.

Put up..or shut the fuck up

I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it

You’re ALL Fucking Fired!

Granted, the following is based on “sources”, and we all know what that means for the reliability of an article, but we somehow don’t have a problem seeing this happening exactly the way it’s being reported. So, for what it’s worth: Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday,

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Still Wondering Why You Lost, Proggies?

We know that you’re never ever going to listen to it coming from us, so here it is from one of your own kind: This man is dangerous. Let’s hope the ProgNazis never listen to him, because they’re so much more fun when they lose. Thatisall.

Sane American Heard From

We interrupt the regular scheduled mocking to bring you this important news bulletin. A member of the sapient part of the American population has been located, and this is what he had to say: This needs to go viral. Stop this madness pic.twitter.com/uztXs0Wyzo — Jaden (@JadenBell_) November 12, 2016 Hey, Donald! Give this guy a

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Trump on Immigration.

The following is a transcript of his latest speech. LC’s and G.L.O.R’s..your soon to be President ********************************************************************************************************************************* Thank you, Phoenix. I am so glad to be back in Arizona, a state that has a very special place in my heart. I love the people of Arizona and, together, we are going to win the White

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His father would be proud

They say that children have much to teach us..well, this young man certainly does. And yes I have tagged this as “Our heroes”..to me, he is. Totally unafraid and ready to fight back, teddybear in hand. Courage needs witnesses.

The Post We Wish We’d Written

From one end to the other. It’s long, but we found ourself nodding so furiously all the way through that we’re afraid that we’ve irreparably damaged our cervical vertebrae. An excerpt about the so-called “Right” of today, but do go read the whole thing. LC Ironbear nails it to the wall. the Right has been

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Whoa, is it 2016 Already?

No, we’re not feeling too creative, due to a rather strange sudden onset of certain sub-cranial abnormalities, or should that be intra-cranial?, but we’d be amiss if we didn’t post, in full, this absolutely fantastic anti-SJW screed that the truly fabulous Milo Yiannopoulos of Breitbart.com found on the twatter-net: “We are fighting to end hate,

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Be afraid….not for the faint of heart

I was looking for something to brighten my evening when I came across..this. That sudden spasm you will get in your calves? Is the cramp you get when you instinctively slam your foot on an imaginary brake They are amongst us….

Six at one blow..”click” “bang”….*BOOOOM*

Source With a Taliban fighter looming in his sights half a mile away, the British sniper knew a clean shot would take down his enemy. What he could not have known was that the single bullet he fired would account for five more insurgents.But, incredibly, his rifle round triggered the explosive vest worn by his

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“Left the Keys in it. You Know Why? Because We’re the Only Ones Who’ll Ever Go Back Up There.”

We just love, LOVE this ad: Thatisall.

People really ARE this stupid?????

Words fail me……

Do not try this at home…..

…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..

The Deathstar was an inside job

We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!