Posts belonging to Category Bureaucrat Idiots'

On the Nevada situation

My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and

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Welcome to TN Beretta !!

Remember this missive I penned back in April of ’13 (Wow have I had the keys to the Imperial booze cabinet that long already?!?!) Welcome to the Rust Belt Well here’s an update  -  it looks like Beretta has now decided on Gallatin TN for its new home. 45 Million dollar expansion – Hell yes….TN

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#SmartGov

You really can’t make this shit up. Well, you could, but nobody would believe that you hadn’t made it up. Also, you’d be wasting your time as there are plenty of examples of gummint ignorance and idiocy out there that are not only very real but also enormously more ridiculous and funny than anything that

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Liberals – The Undisputed Masters of Accidental Irony

I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge

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Oh, And You Think You Don’t Matter?

Yes, we’re going to just shamelessly lift stuff off of our beloved sestrichka’s website for this one. For two reasons: 1) There is nothing we could possibly say that might add to it. 2) Our sestrichka is just that awesome. 3) No, we don’t care about rules. So there were three reasons. Sue us. But

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I’ll have what she’s smoking…

Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned  Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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This is the draft list of banned guns under the new “laws”

This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov

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It Might Work, If Human Beings Were in Charge

So now the talk about “what needs to be done” is all on doing something about locking mentally defectives up before they can go shoot innocents. We mention it because some people with an IQ not below absolute zero (as in anybody not a raging leftist parasite) are mentioning it too. Wouldn’t it make sense,

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A Proposal For Congress

Since you’re so convinced that the only way to avoid further massacres is to disarm the prospective victims ahead of time, we’re willing to compromise and let you at least try out your model for a bit in order to evaluate it. Therefore, be it resolved that from this day forward, all premises of government,

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More Utterly Predictable Outcomes of Statism

As in raising sin taxes and then sitting around pretending that NOBODY COULD HAVE FORESEEN the consequences. Moron statist fascists. What? You make something more expensive and you get LESS of it? Katie bar the fucking door! Government should stay the fuck out of the private market, but we’ve been saying that for years. Not

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You Have to Be Fricking KIDDING Us!

We’ve heard of Eeyores trying to peddle more fear pr0n in the shape of how Hurricane Sandy is going to help the Democrat Socialists!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!! Well, it sure isn’t doing much good for King Bloomiepants of NYC who, right after blaming Sandy on Glowbull Wormening and endorsing the BlightBringer for president, decided that now would be

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It’s a Bloody Fucking MIRACLE!!!

32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people).  It’s a bloody fucking miracle.  Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes.   Excuse

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Just think’in is all

 Sitting alone with your thoughts can be lead to, as my Grandmother would say, “Idle hand are the Devils playground.”  Well Einstein used to do his best thinking when he was alone and he didn’t do the Devils work.  Ok, just don’t ask Japanese about it.  I believe that a couple of things are going

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