Posts belonging to Category Bureaucrat Idiots'

Ferguson burns while Eric Holder whines

You’d have to put your brain in a box – lock it with chains and a padlock – and send it into orbit for the next year to actually take anything Eric Holder says seriously anymore. Holder criticizes police response in Ferguson, says he is ‘deeply concerned’ about use of military equipment Attorney General Eric

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Welcome to KafkaFornia

Our old friend Bill Quick nails it with that new name for the Peepul’s Republik of Kalifornistan. A Southern California couple received a letter from Glendora city officials threatening to fine them $500 if they don’t get their sun-scorched brown lawn green again, reports AP. We’re just scratching our head here trying to figure out

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The Insatiable Greed of Socialists

The Progressive Socialist Party is already busy circling the wagons around the veteran-murdering mess that is government “healthcare”, or the VA as they’re called in this particular case, howling their old shibboleths about how the “problem” with private sector healthcare or, indeed, private sector anything, is “greed.” Which the government is somehow magically free of.

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As I seem to recall..what was her name again?

White House accidentally blows cover of CIA chief in Afghanistan THE Obama administration has accidentally revealed the name of the CIA’s top official in Afghanistan in an email to thousands of journalists. The officer’s name — identified as “chief of station” in Kabul — was included by US embassy staff on a list of 15

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On the Nevada situation

My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and

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Welcome to TN Beretta !!

Remember this missive I penned back in April of ’13 (Wow have I had the keys to the Imperial booze cabinet that long already?!?!) Welcome to the Rust Belt Well here’s an update  -  it looks like Beretta has now decided on Gallatin TN for its new home. 45 Million dollar expansion – Hell yes….TN

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#SmartGov

You really can’t make this shit up. Well, you could, but nobody would believe that you hadn’t made it up. Also, you’d be wasting your time as there are plenty of examples of gummint ignorance and idiocy out there that are not only very real but also enormously more ridiculous and funny than anything that

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Liberals – The Undisputed Masters of Accidental Irony

I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge

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Oh, And You Think You Don’t Matter?

Yes, we’re going to just shamelessly lift stuff off of our beloved sestrichka’s website for this one. For two reasons: 1) There is nothing we could possibly say that might add to it. 2) Our sestrichka is just that awesome. 3) No, we don’t care about rules. So there were three reasons. Sue us. But

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I’ll have what she’s smoking…

Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned  Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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This is the draft list of banned guns under the new “laws”

This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov

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It Might Work, If Human Beings Were in Charge

So now the talk about “what needs to be done” is all on doing something about locking mentally defectives up before they can go shoot innocents. We mention it because some people with an IQ not below absolute zero (as in anybody not a raging leftist parasite) are mentioning it too. Wouldn’t it make sense,

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A Proposal For Congress

Since you’re so convinced that the only way to avoid further massacres is to disarm the prospective victims ahead of time, we’re willing to compromise and let you at least try out your model for a bit in order to evaluate it. Therefore, be it resolved that from this day forward, all premises of government,

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