Special Ed: I can only say “Well trained, Your Majesty, well trained.” Oh, and FOIST!!
Emperor Misha I: LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says: Excellent choice. See you there. It’s gonna...
angrywebmaster: LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @ #:That’s why I’m saving my ammo. I feel bad not getting...
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: LC Xystus says: Happens to be my LEO bro’s birthday. I mention him... angrywebmaster: Emperor Misha I @ #:Seems to me that a lot of hassle and government expense could be saved by just... Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that a lot of hassle and government expense could be saved by just buying the gun and...
Mark: “ted kennedy and the democratic party made sure that we can not lock up the nuts.” Heh, now we put...
bruce: for every by stander that the armed citizen shoots the cops shoot 10 by standers.cops spray and pray because... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: I should have just “cut and pasted” my answer from the...
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain: Hilarious fisking, sire! I shared this with my lovely wife, She Who’s Name Is Not...
Yasherka: Tallulah @ #: Good Lord! It was cheaper and quicker to get my suppressors ($200 to the feds for each one,... angrywebmaster: Bad enough the Bonehead likes to bow to other so called world leaders, now he is bowing to inanimate...
Greywolf125: MD & M, Thank you Durak – barack – bonehead – obama all works well enough Emperor Misha I: Greywolf125 says: True or false, Thanks. True. One of the possibilities anyway bruce: i had some thing like that happen to me in the post office so i sued every one involved and won a large...
LC MuscleDaddy: Greywolf125 @ #: I’ve heard that used for Dolt/Boob/Fool conversationally in Russian, but... angrywebmaster: I just saw something about Comrade DeBlasio of the People’s Republic of Banana’s New... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: LC Mike in Chi @ # 9: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:
LC Mike in Chi: I live and work a mile or so from the Damn Ryan expressway and can see the battle lines that the...
lc purple raider: They voted it in, and they keep voting to retain it. Fuck them, and feed them fish heads. They... bruce: if gun control worked chicago would be like mayberry.what we see in motown and chicago is the end result of...
Tallulah: Well, there actually is a school of thought that the Galileans, being a distinct group, had fairer hair...
LC Xystus: And the artist insists on imagining Him as a Gaul.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #: eloquently stated Crunch,...
VAconservative: Most excellent post. Good find BC. Our humble thanks.My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Fascism in America, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Tyrants and Thugs | 
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Remember this missive I penned back in April of ’13 (Wow have I had the keys to the Imperial booze cabinet that long already?!?!) Welcome to the Rust Belt Well here’s an update - it looks like Beretta has now decided on Gallatin TN for its new home. 45 Million dollar expansion – Hell yes….TN
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Bureaucrat Idiots, Democrat Socialists, Economic Fail, Gun Fearing Wussies | Tags: | 20 Comments »
You really can’t make this shit up. Well, you could, but nobody would believe that you hadn’t made it up. Also, you’d be wasting your time as there are plenty of examples of gummint ignorance and idiocy out there that are not only very real but also enormously more ridiculous and funny than anything that
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I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH! | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 26 Comments »
Yes, we’re going to just shamelessly lift stuff off of our beloved sestrichka’s website for this one. For two reasons: 1) There is nothing we could possibly say that might add to it. 2) Our sestrichka is just that awesome. 3) No, we don’t care about rules. So there were three reasons. Sue us. But
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Categories: Blogs and Blogging, Bureaucrat Idiots, Publik Skool | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Democrat Socialists, Dhimmitude, Epic FAIL, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 52 Comments »
Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty, New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Fucking OUCH!, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs, Useless Swine | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 15 Comments »
This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiotarians, Last Stand, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Resident Ogabe | Tags: Gungrabbers | 65 Comments »
So now the talk about “what needs to be done” is all on doing something about locking mentally defectives up before they can go shoot innocents. We mention it because some people with an IQ not below absolute zero (as in anybody not a raging leftist parasite) are mentioning it too. Wouldn’t it make sense,
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Gun Fearing Wussies | Tags: | 36 Comments »
Since you’re so convinced that the only way to avoid further massacres is to disarm the prospective victims ahead of time, we’re willing to compromise and let you at least try out your model for a bit in order to evaluate it. Therefore, be it resolved that from this day forward, all premises of government,
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Gun Fearing Wussies, Nanny State, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 24 Comments »
As in raising sin taxes and then sitting around pretending that NOBODY COULD HAVE FORESEEN the consequences. Moron statist fascists. What? You make something more expensive and you get LESS of it? Katie bar the fucking door! Government should stay the fuck out of the private market, but we’ve been saying that for years. Not
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Nanny State, Useless Swine | Tags: | 9 Comments »
We’ve heard of Eeyores trying to peddle more fear pr0n in the shape of how Hurricane Sandy is going to help the Democrat Socialists!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!! Well, it sure isn’t doing much good for King Bloomiepants of NYC who, right after blaming Sandy on Glowbull Wormening and endorsing the BlightBringer for president, decided that now would be
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Idiotarians, Politics | Tags: | 26 Comments »
32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people). It’s a bloody fucking miracle. Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes. Excuse
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Economic Fail, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: | 46 Comments »
Sitting alone with your thoughts can be lead to, as my Grandmother would say, “Idle hand are the Devils playground.” Well Einstein used to do his best thinking when he was alone and he didn’t do the Devils work. Ok, just don’t ask Japanese about it. I believe that a couple of things are going
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail | Tags: | 20 Comments »
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