bruce: i keep wondering why the american voter did not do their home work on this pickle smoking,commie who comes...
LC BU1 IMotBP: I would laugh, if it weren’t true…
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: that should have been NOTE that the only one looking at Hasselbecks... Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: not that the only one looking at Elizabeth Hasselbecks legs is...
LC Xystus: Nyuk, nyuk! bruce: there would be no soviet union if roosevelt had not recognized the commies and given them money just as they...
dasbow: Why does Europe need fossil fuels from Russia? What about all those whirly gigs and solar power? Oh, right....
LC R6: Yes, but now that Blitzkrieg or AirLand Doctrine as we renamed it after we learned it from Hitler is...
Veeshir: I hereby bet $1 that NYers will bitch and moan about him right up until they reelect him. Recall that they...
Radical Redneck: Just finished my sign for the parade on Monday (where Hizzoner won’t be since the parade... Radical Redneck: Don’t OD too much on the schadenfreude fellow travelers. What happens here affects the rest...
Cougar1978: Sorry, but New Yoik can suck it. You got warned. You had an opportunity to vote in a real mayor, not...
Lady H: Since our Princess Natasha is no longer on Facebook ( 
) I thought I’d share some Grumpy Kitteh love...
Tallulah: Anyone else having trouble logging onto PJ Media? They’ve been crashing constantly the past two...
Darth Venomous: Lt. Hawk in Star Trek: First Contact.
lc purple raider: Played a bad guy in Justified.
The Mulatto Maker: LCBrendan says: He played Buck Compton in Band of Brothers. Also in a series called Hot Zone...
LCBrendan: He played Buck Compton in Band of Brothers. Also in a series called Hot Zone
LC Roguetek: nice add. Needed to be for something other than an electric pile of shit.
Emperor Misha I: The monument to the wisdom of adopting sustainable energy (meaning freezing in the dark), that... The Mulatto Maker: “I had no feelin’s. My feelin’s was for my brother who was killed. And I swore...
angrywebmaster: Gunbunny @ #:So say, for example, Obamacare’s 2700 pages were required to be debated at that rate…...
Gunbunny: Terrapod @ #: pity neither teh Emperor nor myself can legally run as presidential candidates And that... Gunbunny: Here’s another platform plank, The 13-Day Rule: If you print the Constitution on 8 1/2? x 11? paper,...
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: I seem to recall Lawdog with a tale of how he and his brother got folks to help...Remember this missive I penned back in April of ’13 (Wow have I had the keys to the Imperial booze cabinet that long already?!?!) Welcome to the Rust Belt Well here’s an update - it looks like Beretta has now decided on Gallatin TN for its new home. 45 Million dollar expansion – Hell yes….TN
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Bureaucrat Idiots, Democrat Socialists, Economic Fail, Gun Fearing Wussies | 
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You really can’t make this shit up. Well, you could, but nobody would believe that you hadn’t made it up. Also, you’d be wasting your time as there are plenty of examples of gummint ignorance and idiocy out there that are not only very real but also enormously more ridiculous and funny than anything that
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots | Tags: | 10 Comments »
I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH! | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 26 Comments »
Yes, we’re going to just shamelessly lift stuff off of our beloved sestrichka’s website for this one. For two reasons: 1) There is nothing we could possibly say that might add to it. 2) Our sestrichka is just that awesome. 3) No, we don’t care about rules. So there were three reasons. Sue us. But
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Categories: Blogs and Blogging, Bureaucrat Idiots, Publik Skool | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Democrat Socialists, Dhimmitude, Epic FAIL, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 52 Comments »
Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty, New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Fucking OUCH!, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs, Useless Swine | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 15 Comments »
This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiotarians, Last Stand, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Resident Ogabe | Tags: Gungrabbers | 65 Comments »
So now the talk about “what needs to be done” is all on doing something about locking mentally defectives up before they can go shoot innocents. We mention it because some people with an IQ not below absolute zero (as in anybody not a raging leftist parasite) are mentioning it too. Wouldn’t it make sense,
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Gun Fearing Wussies | Tags: | 36 Comments »
Since you’re so convinced that the only way to avoid further massacres is to disarm the prospective victims ahead of time, we’re willing to compromise and let you at least try out your model for a bit in order to evaluate it. Therefore, be it resolved that from this day forward, all premises of government,
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Gun Fearing Wussies, Nanny State, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 24 Comments »
As in raising sin taxes and then sitting around pretending that NOBODY COULD HAVE FORESEEN the consequences. Moron statist fascists. What? You make something more expensive and you get LESS of it? Katie bar the fucking door! Government should stay the fuck out of the private market, but we’ve been saying that for years. Not
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Nanny State, Useless Swine | Tags: | 9 Comments »
We’ve heard of Eeyores trying to peddle more fear pr0n in the shape of how Hurricane Sandy is going to help the Democrat Socialists!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!! Well, it sure isn’t doing much good for King Bloomiepants of NYC who, right after blaming Sandy on Glowbull Wormening and endorsing the BlightBringer for president, decided that now would be
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Idiotarians, Politics | Tags: | 26 Comments »
32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people). It’s a bloody fucking miracle. Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes. Excuse
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Economic Fail, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: | 46 Comments »
Sitting alone with your thoughts can be lead to, as my Grandmother would say, “Idle hand are the Devils playground.” Well Einstein used to do his best thinking when he was alone and he didn’t do the Devils work. Ok, just don’t ask Japanese about it. I believe that a couple of things are going
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail | Tags: | 20 Comments »
And you thought Carter left a mess? You ain’t seen nothi’n yet so enjoy your favorite NFL game while pondering this…from Free North Carolina posted in full: Oh yeah, if you think Mittens is going to fix this I got some prime Everglades farmland in Florida to sell you. 100 Days Until Taxmageddon Sunday will
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Economic Fail, Financial Apocalypse, Nationalized Hell Care | Tags: | 31 Comments »
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