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The Times, They Are A-Changing

And we can’t for the life of us figure out why. Buccaneers receiver Mike Evans decided to Kaepernick himself in public like so many of the “athletes” in the NFL that we don’t watch anymore, but apparently he got Clue™. After a lot of backlash as well as support for Evans, the wide receiver has

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Somebody Needs to be Sent a Copy of the Memo, We Think

Republicans may overturn the ban on earmarks when House of Representatives members vote on its rules on Wednesday, in one of its first acts following the election of Donald Trump. An amendment offered by Reps. John Culberson (R., Texas), Mike Rogers (R., Ala.), and Thomas Rooney (R., Fla.) would scale back the moratorium on pork

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More of that Famous Leftist ProgNazi Tolerance on Display

Listen, we’ll come right out and say it. There’s an upside to all of the spoiled brat ProgNazis behaving like spoiled brat ProgNazis, and that is that no amount of paid for propaganda, law and order campaigns and thousands upon thousands of columns, posts and letters could ever prove our Imperial point as well as

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A Nation Who Will Not Defend its Children Has No Future

Just to move away from our own shores for a bit, since everybody else is already covering that and doing so quite fantastically, if you ask us. We’re talking, of course, about Bill, Mike, Ace, Francis and so on, all of whom you can find on our Blogroll. We have this old habit of redirecting

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Coming Soon to a Country Near You…

Found at the inestimable Fran’s place, a horror story out of Canada, the sort of horror story that, had any of us warned that it would come to this, we’d have been told that we were just paranoid fanatics seeing ghosts everywhere. Canada’s Supreme Court took democracy out of the death equation by conjuring a

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Just Thought You Should Know

You’ve probably all heard about this in one way or another already, but we thought that you should know all the gory, heinous, vomit-inducing details: (H/t the inestimable LC & IB Fran). Not that this in any way makes it vital that we keep that Satanic beast out of the White House, of course. We

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You Let the Cockroaches in, Pretty Soon They’ll be Everywhere

Told You So… A gunman who pledged allegiance to ISIS opened fire early Sunday morning in a packed Orlando nightclub, killing 50 people and wounding at least 53 more in the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history. Deadlier even than Sandy Hook, that unheard of, never seen before massacre on U.S. soil since forever?

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Showing Their Faces

Here’s an image of a woman Trump supporter covered in eggs because she had the audacity to show up to support her favorite candidate in an election in “the land of the free.” Yet Trump is “the enemy of women?” We’d dare say that the women of these formerly United States have a lot more

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Hey Girl! I’m a Slut Whore. Wanna Noogie?

“He’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,” Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel… “I never said never. I just said (not) at this point. I wish I had more time to get to know him before this happened. We just

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Meanwhile, in Russia, #NotARealMuslim Decapitates 4 Year Old Girl, Parades Head in Public, Shouting “Allahu Akbar”

Which, of course, we have absolutely no idea what that means. It’s probably #DefinitelyNotArabic for “I’m so very sorry!” Maybe it’s Episcopalian Latin. Sadly, it appears that even the Russian police is pretending to be baffled as to the motives here. It’s not like there’s any particular group of insane, barbaric, subhuman mongrel cult prone

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Lindsay Grahamnesty Really Ought to Stick to Picking out Fabrics for “His” Dresses

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone “bats—” crazy, and joked Thursday that it’s possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate. “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,” the

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Oh, We Need a “Dialogue” Alright…

(h/t LC Mike in Chi): A former Marine became the target of an alleged assault in a McDonald’s Friday night, as a crowd of youths cornered him and demanded he answer the question, “do you believe black lives matter?” Before knocking him unconscious and robbing him. Christopher Marquez, a veteran of Iraq and recipient of

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Now Tell Us Again that Leftism Isn’t a Mental Disorder

So, a mush-brained German Prozi gets raped by a rapefugee, sorry “culturally enriched” by a “wonderful, oppressed, misunderstood and quite superior human being of no particular religion”, and then she… Apologizes? Dear male refugee, presumably of my age. Perhaps a few years younger. A bit older. I am so incredibly sorry! You weren’t wet enough

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Better Disavow This Nutjob, Ted, and Right Quick, Too!

This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz works energetically to convert Jews to Christianity and has predicted that there will be a new period of concentration camps for Jews before the return

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Careful What You Wish For…

We didn’t mention it at the time because it was hard for us to type after having punched numerous holes in every drywall we could find (our Imperial Palace now looks like a very large Swiss Cheese. Quite chic, actually), but it looks like the case of the notorious Prozi Prozecutors of Harris County, TX,

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