Posts belonging to Category Useless Swine'

Day 9 of the Stompy Foot Follies

How low can you go? This low: In what veterans call an outrageous slight after the ultimate sacrifice, the shuttered federal government is withholding a $100,000 payment, known as the death gratuity, that is normally wired to relatives of fallen service members. It’s typically sent to families within three days to help cover funeral costs

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Old People Thrown Out Of Their Homes, Highway Shoulders Coned off, Barack the Mad’s Reign of Error Continues

To quote an anonymous member of the Allgemeine-SS, er, Park Rangers: “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.” Indeed it is. Yet you guys seem hell bent on “juzt follovink orderz” anyway, don’t you? Hmmm… That defense doesn’t work, you know, not even in the original German.

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Obam-bam Temper Tantrum Update, Day 5 of the ShutdownPocalypse

In which we continue to try keeping track of the hissy fits and angry bangings of sippy cups from Ear Leader as he continues spending money punishing the ungrateful people of the U.S. There are probably many more such incidents, so if you know of any, please feel free to update us in the comments.

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Mary Landrieu (D-Braunau am Inn) Wants to Let Cancer-Ridden Kids Die Too So Her Lord and Master, Obama, Can Get Everything He Wants

So far, the Senate’s Democratic caucus has remained united. Senator Mary Landrieu of Louisiana is facing reelection in 2014, but she isn’t breaking from her party on the stopgap funding bills. Asked Thursday morning at a press conference if she would vote for the NIH or veterans affairs bills, Landrieu told THE WEEKLY STANDARD, “I

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Obama Threatens to Use Veto to Stop Children With Cancer From Getting Treatment

President fuckdouchenazinozzle: President Obama has just threatened to veto funding bills for NIH kids, veterans, nat'l parks, nat'l guard & DC. pic.twitter.com/ofe2ucn7vA — Eric Cantor (@GOPLeader) October 2, 2013 Not that murdering children is anything new to the cockdribble from Chicago who voted against providing care to live-born babies who survived an abortion attempt, but

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Confirmed: Order to Hire Personnel to Specifically Shut Down WWII Memorial Came Direct From White House

Barry-cades indeed. Just so we’re clear here: The Barry Misadministration specifically dug up funds to pay otherwise furloughed federal employees to go prevent WWII veterans from paying their last respects to their fallen brothers. All so Barry could manufacture some photo-ops for his pal, that subhuman piece of shit that Nevada keeps foisting on us,

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“Thank You For Your Service, Now Fuck Off And Die”

Via Bill Quick. 164 National Socialist Democrats just voted to deny funding for veterans’ benefits because they’re upset that OgabeCare isn’t popular. The National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party, fighting for the little man by starving U.S. veterans to death to further their own agenda. Next time a progtard calls you “unpatriotic”, punch the sniveling piece

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Something That Needs To Be Hammered Home…

Again and again and again and again and again… Because you can’t stop the signal. From yet another excellent article on the shameful spectacle of Democrat Socialist scum walking out the room when testimony from our Benghazi heroes’ families was to be heard. It’s all worth reading, but this one in particular bears repeating, re:

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Beneath Contempt. Beneath Human, Even

We’re sorry for the lack of free ice cream lately, but we’ve been fuming and trying to think happy thoughts ever since we read this. (Don’t click until all throwable objects are outside of reach). Relatives of the American heroes massacred in Benghazi while Hillary ’16! and Obumblefuck dithered and refused to help them showed

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University of Kansas Professor Beclowns himself

It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling

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Starbucks to 80 million Americans – we don’t want you.

Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a

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Life Under the Unaffordable No Care Act

The Soviet Union is beginning to sound downright pleasant about now. Never mind intrusive, irrelevant questions from your doctor about how many firearms you own and whether you smoke or not (there’s a provision in the Unaffordable No Care Act giving local authorities the right to invade your home and take your kids away if

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Gun Control, Gun Control, Gun Control! (Updated with a couple of corrections)

All together now: Who saw this coming? The liberal fascists, such as the loathsome ghoul Dianne Feinschwein, doing donuts in the still congealing blood of murder victims in order to advance their desperate agenda of disarming law-abiding citizens, lest they get any ideas along the way of maybe NOT being helpless subjects of their liberal

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8-Year-Old Molested to Death, Religion of Peace Fine With That.

Because, RELIGION OF PEACE! (h/t our sestrichka). Al Nahar, Lebanon, has reported that an eight year old child bride died in Yemen on her wedding night after suffering internal injuries due to sexual trauma. Human rights organizations are calling for the arrest of her husband who was five times her age. But don’t you dare

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So Tell Us Again How Teachers are the Salt of the Earth and Must Never Be Criticized?

Tell us, then go die in a fucking fire to save us the trouble (and sinful joy) of torturing your sorry asses to death. So a little girl is told to write an assignment, along with the rest of her class, about her idol. Pick one, write about him or her. And the little girl

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