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Just a Thought

“America is at that awkward stage. It’s too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.” – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do ‘Til the Revolution Not so sure about that last part anymore. Thatisall.

You Don’t SAY???

We’re shocked, SHOCKED we tell you (but not nearly as shocked as LC & IB Ace who may not be as shocked as he pretends to be, knowing him): President Barack Obama has thrown his acting IRS commissioner overboard, making Steven Miller the highest-ranking political casualty thus far in a series of scandals that have

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“But You Don’t NEED Magazines With More Than 7 Rounds, Peasants!”

Apart from the obvious answer to that statist, fascist bullshit which is “what I don’t NEED is to justify my exercise of my Constitutional, G-d given, unalienable fucking RIGHTS and I’ll fucking well KILL you motherfucking Nazis if you don’t shut right the fuck UP”, here’s another answer that needs to go right the fuck

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More Publik Skool Goodness! Those Woefully Underappreciated, Heroic, Underpaid Teachers Forcing Your Kids to be Gay

No, we’re not kidding. We wish we were. Parents of children attending a Red Hook, New York, middle school are outraged after a recent anti-bullying presentation at Linden Avenue Middle School. The workshop for 13 and 14-year-old girls focused on homosexuality and gender identity. They were also taught words such as “pansexual” and “genderqueer.” Parents

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Welcome to the USSA

And, once more, let’s hear it for our wonderful, heroic, underpaid, positively SUPERLATIVE Publik Skools (h/t Hot Air): When 8th grade Jared Marcum got dressed for school on Thursday he says he had no idea that his pro-Second Amendment shirt would initiate what he calls a fight over his First Amendment rights. “I never thought

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And, As Predictably As Sunrise…

We’re now told, now that the OgabeMedia have gotten over their disappointment that the bombers weren’t Right Wing Death Beast Tax Day Protesting Tea Partiers as they had assured us since before the blood had been washed off the sidewalks, and have realized that they were, for the umpteenth time, radical mooselimb subhumans which is

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Chechen President to U.S.: “It Was Your Own Fault, and How Dare You Murder Terrorists?”

But, apart from that, he obviously and quite fully sympathizes and mourns with us after this terrible, terrible tragedy. How’s ’bout you go fuck yourself with a rusty scimitar, you goat-bothering pederast? “Tragic events have taken place in Boston. A terrorist attack killed people. We have already expressed our condolences to the people of the

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Your Bitter Tears, Jugears, They Sustain and Nourish Me

We guess somebody’s hope to disarm the unruly peasants was brutally dashed against the hard rocks of reality today. Oh happy, happy joy joy. Yes, we know full well that this won’t stop the Democrat ProgNazis any more than it’s stopped them before, they’ll be back, but we did so enjoy watching Commissar Petukh Obongo

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Welcome to the Rustbelt – Enjoy your stay.

As a former denizen of the RustBelt I’d like to extend a hearty “Hi-ho Neighbor!” To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous “RustBelt” Welcome to the suck folks!! Wait a minute – the Rust Belt is places like  MI, OH, & PA isn’t it? Isn’t that where

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The Gang of 8 – er make that SIXTEEN **updated**

For days we’ve been told by the MSM  that there was a possibility of 8 RINO’s stampeding across the aisle to support Harry Reid’s Anti 2ND Amendment Bill. Well I guess the press-titutes must be as surprised as I am (Yeah – RIGHT!)  that that number DOUBLED this morning – it wasn’t 8 – It

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I’ll have what she’s smoking…

Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned  Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored

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Those whacky NORKS

Ahh the Communist workers Paradise of North Korea is at it again… go figure. The North Korean Army has stated that they have targeted South Korea and the U.S. “From this moment, the Supreme Command puts all of its field artillery including strategic rocket units and long-range artillery units into the No. 1 combat ready

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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Prom Queens and Drones

The MSM is full of Conservatives, Liberals, Libertarians, Anarchists, Grannies wielding butter knifes, assholes and aardvarks, and the women who love them, all just simply Gushing-Gushing I tell you…. in glee over watching Republican Senator Rand Paul take his victory laps after his “dramatic” filibuster against the Obama administration’s  nomination for CIA director John Brennen.

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The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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