L.O.R. Ankle biter: I didn’t watch it, but I did sneak off to the store and get you an extra bottle of brain...
Tallulah: I watched it. He did well in the first 1/2 hour; missed some yuuuge low-hanging curve balls and...
LC Xystus: Yes, we watched it. For you. The things we do for our loyal citizenry. A hearty thanks, your Rottie-rific...
Veeshir: My Emperor, please forgive us!!! When I think that you watched that debacle for us, well, I just get all...
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: angrywebmaster says: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery... LC Xystus: “Hispanic” is more a cultural classification. There is no “Hispanic” race, though...
angrywebmaster: To be honest, it did look like a real lone nut at first. Everything in his past seemed to scream...
lc purple raider: Since the first biracial bastard ever elected to the US Presidency, we have had a lot of these...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: LC Gunsniper says: angrywebmaster @ #1: I hope not. It would be the first...
LC Gunsniper: angrywebmaster @ #1: I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could... Veeshir: Don’t forget TP Terrapod. Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source...
Terrapod: Here is the personal dilemma. In theory I can retire in roughly 6 months. If Cackles wins the market will... angrywebmaster: Veeshir @ #: I love doing posts about teh funny. That’s where I saw it. Interesting how you...
LC hilljohnny: rest in peace Uncle Paul.
Emperor Misha I: A salute from me too, Crunch! Truly a remarkable man, now on to his just rewards for a life well... lc purple raider: Mr. Grilliot, we salute you. God Speed and Prayers Sent!
BC, Imperial Torturer: Valhalla is raising tankards of mead in toast tonight. RIP, Mr. Grilliot.
Fa Cube Itches: Veeshir @ #:6 And yet, despite plainly stating that they will never show/release it again, Disney... Veeshir: These assholes never read Uncle Remus? Of course not. It’s far too racist, it’s been expunged... Tallulah: “Whatever you do, Br’er Fox, don’t throw me into that BRIAR PATCH!” cried... Fa Cube Itches: Another candidate for the Jake Lingle Memorial Award for Quality Journalism. Until there are...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: I don’t think this assnugget wrote it’s mindless screed out of pure... Terrapod: A new hat for the Klintoon campaign (hack, cough!) – blue beanie with white trim and propeller...You’ve probably all heard about this in one way or another already, but we thought that you should know all the gory, heinous, vomit-inducing details: (H/t the inestimable LC & IB Fran). Not that this in any way makes it vital that we keep that Satanic beast out of the White House, of course. We
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Told You So… A gunman who pledged allegiance to ISIS opened fire early Sunday morning in a packed Orlando nightclub, killing 50 people and wounding at least 53 more in the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history. Deadlier even than Sandy Hook, that unheard of, never seen before massacre on U.S. soil since forever?
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Here’s an image of a woman Trump supporter covered in eggs because she had the audacity to show up to support her favorite candidate in an election in “the land of the free.” Yet Trump is “the enemy of women?” We’d dare say that the women of these formerly United States have a lot more
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“He’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,” Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel… “I never said never. I just said (not) at this point. I wish I had more time to get to know him before this happened. We just
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Which, of course, we have absolutely no idea what that means. It’s probably #DefinitelyNotArabic for “I’m so very sorry!” Maybe it’s Episcopalian Latin. Sadly, it appears that even the Russian police is pretending to be baffled as to the motives here. It’s not like there’s any particular group of insane, barbaric, subhuman mongrel cult prone
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South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone “bats—” crazy, and joked Thursday that it’s possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate. “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,” the
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(h/t LC Mike in Chi): A former Marine became the target of an alleged assault in a McDonald’s Friday night, as a crowd of youths cornered him and demanded he answer the question, “do you believe black lives matter?” Before knocking him unconscious and robbing him. Christopher Marquez, a veteran of Iraq and recipient of
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So, a mush-brained German Prozi gets raped by a rapefugee, sorry “culturally enriched” by a “wonderful, oppressed, misunderstood and quite superior human being of no particular religion”, and then she… Apologizes? Dear male refugee, presumably of my age. Perhaps a few years younger. A bit older. I am so incredibly sorry! You weren’t wet enough
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This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz works energetically to convert Jews to Christianity and has predicted that there will be a new period of concentration camps for Jews before the return
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We didn’t mention it at the time because it was hard for us to type after having punched numerous holes in every drywall we could find (our Imperial Palace now looks like a very large Swiss Cheese. Quite chic, actually), but it looks like the case of the notorious Prozi Prozecutors of Harris County, TX,
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…we can’t help but think of the glorious fwench army of 1939-1940: Lt. Gen. Sean MacFarland, the commander of the US-led anti-ISIS coalition, denounced calls to “carpet bomb” ISIS during a Pentagon press briefing Monday. In other news, LTG Seth McFarlane, it’s Seth, right?, denounced the bombings of Germany, Italy and Japan during WWII, calling
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What do campus activists SJW Prozis want? One accused student told Buzzfeed what many others have felt: That activists and administrators want them to die. “At first I thought they didn’t want me to participate in campus activities. Then I thought they didn’t want me to graduate,” the student said. “Now they don’t want me
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Of course, poor Pajamnesty Boy pretty much has to cling to every straw he can wrap his sweaty, limp fingers around. Moments later, Todd brought up the “New York values” line and asked Rubio what that phrase means to him. Rubio said, “I’ve never used that phrase. I think we’re all Americans. I’m campaigning on
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Couple of sickos shoot up Canadian nightclub. Fortunately, two extremely courageous bouncers took ‘em down before anybody were killed (one wounded, though). But a couple of things have us completely baffled: 1) Doesn’t Canada have “sensible gun control laws” and stuff? You know, the kind of “sensible” laws that we don’t have, which is the
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House Speaker Paul Ryan ?said Friday the House will hold a vote later this month to override President Barack Obama’s veto of the Restoring Americans’ Healthcare Freedom Reconciliation Act. The bill is designed to unravel major components of Obamacare and defund Planned Parenthood for a year. Whatever, Paul “Boehner” Ryan. We’ll get another few rounds
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