Posts belonging to Category Useless Swine'

You Let the Cockroaches in, Pretty Soon They’ll be Everywhere

Told You So… A gunman who pledged allegiance to ISIS opened fire early Sunday morning in a packed Orlando nightclub, killing 50 people and wounding at least 53 more in the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history. Deadlier even than Sandy Hook, that unheard of, never seen before massacre on U.S. soil since forever?

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Showing Their Faces

Here’s an image of a woman Trump supporter covered in eggs because she had the audacity to show up to support her favorite candidate in an election in “the land of the free.” Yet Trump is “the enemy of women?” We’d dare say that the women of these formerly United States have a lot more

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Hey Girl! I’m a Slut Whore. Wanna Noogie?

“He’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,” Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel… “I never said never. I just said (not) at this point. I wish I had more time to get to know him before this happened. We just

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Meanwhile, in Russia, #NotARealMuslim Decapitates 4 Year Old Girl, Parades Head in Public, Shouting “Allahu Akbar”

Which, of course, we have absolutely no idea what that means. It’s probably #DefinitelyNotArabic for “I’m so very sorry!” Maybe it’s Episcopalian Latin. Sadly, it appears that even the Russian police is pretending to be baffled as to the motives here. It’s not like there’s any particular group of insane, barbaric, subhuman mongrel cult prone

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Lindsay Grahamnesty Really Ought to Stick to Picking out Fabrics for “His” Dresses

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone “bats—” crazy, and joked Thursday that it’s possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate. “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,” the

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Oh, We Need a “Dialogue” Alright…

(h/t LC Mike in Chi): A former Marine became the target of an alleged assault in a McDonald’s Friday night, as a crowd of youths cornered him and demanded he answer the question, “do you believe black lives matter?” Before knocking him unconscious and robbing him. Christopher Marquez, a veteran of Iraq and recipient of

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Now Tell Us Again that Leftism Isn’t a Mental Disorder

So, a mush-brained German Prozi gets raped by a rapefugee, sorry “culturally enriched” by a “wonderful, oppressed, misunderstood and quite superior human being of no particular religion”, and then she… Apologizes? Dear male refugee, presumably of my age. Perhaps a few years younger. A bit older. I am so incredibly sorry! You weren’t wet enough

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Better Disavow This Nutjob, Ted, and Right Quick, Too!

This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz works energetically to convert Jews to Christianity and has predicted that there will be a new period of concentration camps for Jews before the return

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Careful What You Wish For…

We didn’t mention it at the time because it was hard for us to type after having punched numerous holes in every drywall we could find (our Imperial Palace now looks like a very large Swiss Cheese. Quite chic, actually), but it looks like the case of the notorious Prozi Prozecutors of Harris County, TX,

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With Pussies Like This One in Charge

…we can’t help but think of the glorious fwench army of 1939-1940: Lt. Gen. Sean MacFarland, the commander of the US-led anti-ISIS coalition, denounced calls to “carpet bomb” ISIS during a Pentagon press briefing Monday. In other news, LTG Seth McFarlane, it’s Seth, right?, denounced the bombings of Germany, Italy and Japan during WWII, calling

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They Really Don’t Teach ANYTHING in College Anymore, Do They?

What do campus activists SJW Prozis want? One accused student told Buzzfeed what many others have felt: That activists and administrators want them to die. “At first I thought they didn’t want me to participate in campus activities. Then I thought they didn’t want me to graduate,” the student said. “Now they don’t want me

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Wow, Even Pajamnesty Boy ¡Ruuuuuubio! is Trying to Cash in on the “New York Values” Feeding Frenzy Now

Of course, poor Pajamnesty Boy pretty much has to cling to every straw he can wrap his sweaty, limp fingers around. Moments later, Todd brought up the “New York values” line and asked Rubio what that phrase means to him. Rubio said, “I’ve never used that phrase. I think we’re all Americans. I’m campaigning on

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We’re Baffled, Baffled, We Tell You!

Couple of sickos shoot up Canadian nightclub. Fortunately, two extremely courageous bouncers took ‘em down before anybody were killed (one wounded, though). But a couple of things have us completely baffled: 1) Doesn’t Canada have “sensible gun control laws” and stuff? You know, the kind of “sensible” laws that we don’t have, which is the

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Whatever You Say, Neckbeard

House Speaker Paul Ryan ?said Friday the House will hold a vote later this month to override President Barack Obama’s veto of the Restoring Americans’ Healthcare Freedom Reconciliation Act. The bill is designed to unravel major components of Obamacare and defund Planned Parenthood for a year. Whatever, Paul “Boehner” Ryan. We’ll get another few rounds

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Meanwhile, in Ryan Land

…while the “debates” are sucking up all the air in the room, Vichy GOP Kapo Paul Ryan votes with Democrats to fund all of der FUBAR’s wishes. Just go through the list if you want. It’s all there. Every single item on der FUBAR and his Prozi Party’s wish list fully funded, without as much

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