Posts belonging to Category Useless Swine'

There’s a Problem Here?

So we guess the next Big Story to keep people’s minds off of the numerous crimes of King Obola and his Prozi Democrat Party is how the CIA brutally tortured innocent brown people while lying to the poor innocent Prozi Democrats about it, the Prozi Democrat who were baying for blood and howling for retaliation

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That’s Not How You Do It, You SJW Jackarses

So this is our, for lack of a better word, “enemy”? Flaming imbeciles staging a “die in” for their hero, the “gentle giant” who got himself well and truly (and righteously) perforated for assaulting a police officer and attempting to steal his sidearm, lying on the ground taking selfies and watching YouTube? Don’t those useless,

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Statism, Continued

You might say it’s a pet peeve of ours, having at least some experience with statism. We trust that you are, by now, familiar with our love of the British Understatement. If any might think that the state, the self-anointed elite, has anything but the utmost contempt for We The People, meaning you, I and

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About the Chickenshit Controversy

We are, of course, referring to the “anonymous, high-ranking Obola official” who referred to Bibi Netanyahu as “chickenshit” here. First off, coming from a people with a sense of honour so ingrained that we’ve ofttimes got ourselves in trouble for sticking to it, our first reaction was to think “consider the source.” To be called

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But, Remember, Accepting all of the Arguments in Favor of Same Sex Marriage Would Never Lead to Anything Worse

The state’s (New York’s) highest court has toppled a cultural taboo — legalizing a degree of incest, at least between an uncle and niece — in a unanimous ruling. While the laws against “parent-child and brother-sister marriages .?.?. are grounded in the almost universal horror with which such marriages are viewed .?.?. there is no

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Somebody Hasn’t Had Enough of Her 15 Minutes Yet

Queen Ebola of Main, the nurse who just couldn’t give less of a fuck about the rest of humanity, has now decided that she absolutely doesn’t give a fuck about her quarantine either. Kaci Hickox, the nurse who was quarantined at a New Jersey hospital despite exhibiting no Ebola symptoms after arriving from West Africa,

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Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please

About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying. And a leading example of

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Most Indifferent President Ever Gets Criticized, Blames “the Optics.”

Because, you know, it couldn’t have anything to do with Teh One Himself being an indifferent, lazy jackass. Within minutes of addressing the nation following the Islamic State’s brutal beheading of American journalist James Foley, President Barack Obama had resumed his August vacation on the golf course. More than a few observers, even the president’s

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You Brought It On Yourselves, So Don’t Come Crying to Me

LC & IB and writer extraordinaire, Francis Porretto (whom Akismet, for some reason, keeps labeling as “spam” even though he’s an old, old friend of ours, so we have to rescue him from purgatory, something that we’ve yet to find a reason for that we can remedy), did also chime in on the race issue

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Thank G-d “Fuck You” Wasn’t on the List of Banned Words

Via Jim Treacher: DYER COUNTY, TN – (WMC) – A young girl, who claims she was standing up for her religious beliefs in the classroom, was suspended after breaking a class rule of saying “bless you” after a classmate sneezed. When Dyer County High School senior Kendra Turner said bless you to her classmate, she

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And Caliph al-Bama Golfed On

Worthless piece of shit. Thatisall.

Ferguson burns while Eric Holder whines

You’d have to put your brain in a box – lock it with chains and a padlock – and send it into orbit for the next year to actually take anything Eric Holder says seriously anymore. Holder criticizes police response in Ferguson, says he is ‘deeply concerned’ about use of military equipment Attorney General Eric

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Happy to Help, Allahpundit

Allahpundit is getting all queasy just thinking about what the ISIS types might be doing with the Yazidi women and children that they’re capturing, and we honestly can’t blame him. About the getting queasy part, that is. Although our reaction is more along the lines of projectile vomiting and an oath to kill every last

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Religion of Peace Orders Little Girls’ Clitori Cut Off

And the “feminist” movement in the U.S. doesn’t make a peep, because their muslim subhuman allies in bringing down the hated patriarchal cisgendered Western civilization are more important than moral consistency. Because they’re leftists. Morals don’t enter into it. They’d personally rape every 6 year old on the planet if it would bring about their

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Hairy Wilde-beast terrorizes Columbus OH

The OH department of Wildlife and Preservation was called in to downtown Columbus Ohio today when a rabid Wilde-beast was mistakenly allowed to escape it’s minimum wage cage at Burger King and terrorize citizens. Wildlife officers said that this species is extremely low in intelligence but highly aggressive and should be treated with the utmost

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