Posts belonging to Category Useless Swine'

Better Disavow This Nutjob, Ted, and Right Quick, Too!

This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz works energetically to convert Jews to Christianity and has predicted that there will be a new period of concentration camps for Jews before the return

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Careful What You Wish For…

We didn’t mention it at the time because it was hard for us to type after having punched numerous holes in every drywall we could find (our Imperial Palace now looks like a very large Swiss Cheese. Quite chic, actually), but it looks like the case of the notorious Prozi Prozecutors of Harris County, TX,

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With Pussies Like This One in Charge

…we can’t help but think of the glorious fwench army of 1939-1940: Lt. Gen. Sean MacFarland, the commander of the US-led anti-ISIS coalition, denounced calls to “carpet bomb” ISIS during a Pentagon press briefing Monday. In other news, LTG Seth McFarlane, it’s Seth, right?, denounced the bombings of Germany, Italy and Japan during WWII, calling

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They Really Don’t Teach ANYTHING in College Anymore, Do They?

What do campus activists SJW Prozis want? One accused student told Buzzfeed what many others have felt: That activists and administrators want them to die. “At first I thought they didn’t want me to participate in campus activities. Then I thought they didn’t want me to graduate,” the student said. “Now they don’t want me

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Wow, Even Pajamnesty Boy ¡Ruuuuuubio! is Trying to Cash in on the “New York Values” Feeding Frenzy Now

Of course, poor Pajamnesty Boy pretty much has to cling to every straw he can wrap his sweaty, limp fingers around. Moments later, Todd brought up the “New York values” line and asked Rubio what that phrase means to him. Rubio said, “I’ve never used that phrase. I think we’re all Americans. I’m campaigning on

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We’re Baffled, Baffled, We Tell You!

Couple of sickos shoot up Canadian nightclub. Fortunately, two extremely courageous bouncers took ‘em down before anybody were killed (one wounded, though). But a couple of things have us completely baffled: 1) Doesn’t Canada have “sensible gun control laws” and stuff? You know, the kind of “sensible” laws that we don’t have, which is the

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Whatever You Say, Neckbeard

House Speaker Paul Ryan ?said Friday the House will hold a vote later this month to override President Barack Obama’s veto of the Restoring Americans’ Healthcare Freedom Reconciliation Act. The bill is designed to unravel major components of Obamacare and defund Planned Parenthood for a year. Whatever, Paul “Boehner” Ryan. We’ll get another few rounds

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Meanwhile, in Ryan Land

…while the “debates” are sucking up all the air in the room, Vichy GOP Kapo Paul Ryan votes with Democrats to fund all of der FUBAR’s wishes. Just go through the list if you want. It’s all there. Every single item on der FUBAR and his Prozi Party’s wish list fully funded, without as much

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And Now For Something Trumpy

…the which we’ve assiduously stayed out of because we, we freely admit, were among the “sure, it’s just a PR joke campaign” crowd when he first stood up and declared his candidacy and because we, not knowing terribly much about the man at the time other than he has a funny hairdo, he’s a loudmouth

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Planned Genocide Executive Vice President Lecturing Others About Violence

The irony, it is burning: While many Republican presidential candidates have condemned the shooting at a Colorado Planned Parenthood clinic, The leftist garbage propaganda rag, ABC, of course implying that the other candidates are endorsing it… Planned Parenthood Genocide today accused some of those same GOP candidates of contributing to the creation of a “toxic

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Welcome to Hell

It seems to me that NBC has it’s collectivist panties in a knot about the treatment of various scumbags amongst us. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the Boston Marathon bomber,  should he avoid the death penalty, is destined to wind up at a Super-Max facility in Colorado called the Administrative Maximum Facility — aka ADX, or “supermax”. First

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Welcome to the race comrade!!

Bernie Sanders – S-VT has declared his candidacy for President. That “S” in his qualifier is for Socialist. That’s me being 100% honest. He’s admitted it freely. The NYT and other MSM lemmings  can call Bernie Sanders an “Independent” until the very depths of hell freeze, it doesn’t make this particular leopard change it’s spots.

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Free Range Goodness!

It seems to be all the rage these days. Free Range. Free Range Chicken, the cluckers get to roam around a pristine emerald green grassy field under an azure blue sky, whiling away their days bathed in lemon yellow sunshine. Right up until they are nice and plump….then  Ol’ Farmer Brown whacks their head off

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The enemy among us

Who might that be you ask? John P. Rowe for number one (this week at least). Dammit Snarl – who the hell is John P. Fucking Rowe you growl? Is there a f’n point here other than the one on your head? Yeah, yeah, hold your knickers on faithful reader. I know the AIR been

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You big dummy!

ToTUS Rails against guns….Fred Sandford falls asleepzzzzzSnort!! Huh What? Oh yeah, I’m awake jus’ resting my eyes. President Barack Obama launched a rhetorical assault on guns in one of the most gun friendly states in the nation while speaking at a town hall event in Columbia, South Carolina, Friday. That’s not all he’s been launching

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