Oh gawd…………

I just saw this After leaving office, Nagin founded CRN Initiatives LLC, a firm that focuses on Emergency Preparedness, Green Energy product development, Publishing and Public Speaking. He wrote and self-published his first book, Katrina Secrets: Storms after the Storms which gives a first-hand account of how New Orleans overcame the storm. Ah yes, a

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OHNOES! They Grounded Uncle Choo-Choo!

And His Imperial Majesty’s dismay is not in the least bit faked, as he was looking forward to a long weekend of Joe “One Heartbeat Away From the Presidency” Choo-Choo opening his senile, demented yap, offering us even more comedy gold than he has already bestowed upon our unworthy self. But, alas, it was not

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The Economy is Doing Just Fine

You know what else the shaded area indicates? The beginning of the first budget issued by the Socialist Democrat Congress. But it’s ALL BUSH’S FAULT! Right. Next. Thatisall.

Categories: Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags:  |  8 Comments »

How OgabeTaxCare Will Destroy Healthcare

And it will. It is inevitable that it will, the way it’s put together. Liberal fascist propagandists can stick their fingers in their ears and lie as fast as their already impressive skills at lying allow them, but healthcare costs will rise and more people, not less, will end up without insurance. Which is, we

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Obama’s Big, Fat Greek Convention

…may actually end up at two tables near the kitchen at a local iHOP if the trends continue. But maybe he’ll finally have time to eat his waffle if that’s the case. As if it’s not funny enough that Democrat Socialist Congress critters keep realizing, one after another, that oops, they had another appointment scheduled

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Oops, She Did it Again

We know that you’re all dying to know that Meghsie McCain, living proof of the Theory of Devolution (and starting out with a sire like her dad, that’s quite an accomplishment as we weren’t aware that there was anything lower than whale shit), has produced another “book.” It’s interesting, really. We read a lot of

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Since this seems to be a Marine kind of week..

Ever see some guy park in a disabled parking space when they shouldnt? Enjoy the following

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Why They’re Called “The Stupid Party”

So the Romney campaign turned the NSDWP’s “war on women” Narrative around on them by pointing out, accurately, that more than 90% of jobs lost under Der Fubar belonged to women. Ouch. Of course, one of the laughable propaganda arms of the Ruling Junta, Politi”fact”, promptly declared that the claim, though factually absolutely correct, was

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Der Fubar’s “Strong Majority” for OgabeCare Continues Growing

Did we say “growing?” We meant to say dropping. Which, we suppose, in these Orwellian Newspeak days, could be called “growing” as well. Downwards, that is. Like “advancing to the rear” which, coincidentally, also sounds much better in the original German. See? STRONG MAJORITY! 39-53, no less! Oh, you may think that 53 is more

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Another Big, Fat, RINO Establishment Lie

Bill Quick finds some hack outfit giving the following reason for Rubio seemingly being less likely to be the VP pick: The decrease could be attributable to a sense that the senator, while popular among conservative activists, has yet to be vetted or tested nationally. Those fears are particularly acute among GOP officials after the

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Just A Brief Interlude

Seems most of the staff in these hereabouts have had a gross abandonment of the muse we all depend on to write our drivel by. I’m sure that in short order we’ll pass through the damned doldrums and return to our usual plethora of productions for our fine, Loyal Citizens here. For me, it’s been

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For Once, He Just May Be Honest

“I don’t care about the poor, they already have a safety net.” Thus spake Mittens “Inevitable” RomneyCare and from that sentence, a million DNC ads were cut. Heckuva Job, Mitty! No, His Majesty doesn’t really give a fig about “context” here, because it’s not going to matter a fig to the wall-to-wall propagandists of the

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But There is Nothing that Can Be Cut from the Budget!

Your tax dollars at, ahem, “work”: (h/t Larwyn’s Linx). Should a simple bus shelter — basically a few benches covered by a roof — cost as much to build as a three-bedroom house? That’s a question that is provoking outrage and official embarrassment in the southern Oregon city of Grants Pass, which this week signed

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Ogabe Takes One Up The Khyber As Religious Liberty Prevails

The Ogabe administration continuing with it’s war against any non-Muslim religions, just had one shoved so far up their rectums that they can pull toothpicks out of their socialist mouths. Cheryl Perich was an employee of the Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran Church and School as a teacher. Ms. Perich was, as a job requirement was a

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“Mostly Peaceful” Occutards Beat, Choke Man to Death

Presumably in a mostly peaceful manner, bringing the number of mostly peacefully killed as a result of Ogabe’s favorite “grassroots” movement to 9. JUST LIKE THE TEA PARTY! Occupy Eugene leader Kristen Carpenter told KVAL-TV, “We’re sorry we couldn’t have stopped the violence in the system sooner.” But then nobody would have been able to

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