Posts belonging to Category Epic FAIL'

Poster girl for a noose

I don’t even really know where to start …. According to a CBS Affiliate in Boston, A NYC City Woman, Audrea Gause – is being charged with attempting to defraud the Boston Bombing Fund out of a cool Half a Million…. H/T to “Mr. Conservative” Sadly, she damn near got away with it …. according to

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Detroit, Poster Child for Obama’s America

In the midst of the national paroxysm of idiocy that is the Trayvon Martin story, did anyone else happen to notice that the city of Detroit declared bankruptcy today? Yep, that’s right, the progressive model city for dozens of interventions schemed up as part of the War on Poverty over decades, nay, generations, has up

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Or Else WHAT, Baracky the Circus Clown?

In the rest of the world, the Baraaarrghh Leftist Junta apparently aren’t all that thrilled with Russia and China not handing over Snowden just because Teh One™ tells them to. It’s almost as if the effeminate, noodle-spined fucktard from Kenya thinks that anybody is still taking his pansy-arse self seriously. (Yes, we know we’re linking

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Do not try this at home…..

…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..

Liberals – The Undisputed Masters of Accidental Irony

I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge

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Shockingly Stoopid

Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper  A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!

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Another ‘gripping’ investigation in D.C.

Browsing out amongst the inter-tubes I must say – GOP Members are positively giddy – because today is the long awaited “Bhengazigate” hearings. “This is it!! They’re going to take Obama down once and for all!!11Eleventy!!”  Seems to be the consensus. *YAWN* Oh- Yeah, um that’s nice, do wake me up when it’s over will

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Welcome to the Rustbelt – Enjoy your stay.

As a former denizen of the RustBelt I’d like to extend a hearty “Hi-ho Neighbor!” To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous “RustBelt” Welcome to the suck folks!! Wait a minute – the Rust Belt is places like  MI, OH, & PA isn’t it? Isn’t that where

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PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

- 101 million Americans out of the workforce – Worse Labor Participation Rate (63.3) since 1979 (Carter) – 88,000 jobs created but 633,000 left the workforce in March – 47 Million Americans on Food Stamps, 1 in 6 – 50 Million Americans living under the poverty line including 1 in 5 children under 16 -

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I’ll have what she’s smoking…

Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned  Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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Biden advises women

To follow up on the most awesome thread Lady M-ITT – of  Imperial Sniper Fame just posted…Another Democrat, no other than the highly esteemed (in the fever swamps of D.C. that is) VP himself gives out his sage advice to women on self defense….I guess at least Joe is not telling them to bite the

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My thoughts on Christopher Dorner, or “Sit down kiddies, I’m going to say things that are really going to PISS YOU OFF” UPDATED

Blame Wirecutter for getting me started. As of this writing Chris Dorner is alive, upright and walking around still scaring the shit out of cops all over California.  They should be.  I don’t know what set him off; It could have been he had a mother who left him constantly to go be a fuck

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Shamelessly Stolen from Soylent Green

Apparently, Nobody On Teh Twit Thought This Joke Was Funny “I’m Rick James, motherfucker!”  

A Bumper Crop of Fail

Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here

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