On a lighter note, this is what not to say as a cop

Cop pulls a driver over for speeding and sarcastically asks he for her pilots license. So she said sure officer, here you go. And handed him a valid and current airline pilots license. Cop stands there for ten seconds, goes bright red, hands it back to her and walks back to his patrol car. He

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Now some breaking news…….

US intelligence agencies submitted a classified report to the White House last week in which they concluded the death and infection toll of the outbreak in China is being deliberately under-reported. Oh gee…Ooh me oh my…. YA THINK?????? It took them THIS LONG to work out what the rest of us have known for MONTHS???

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My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s

On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit I leave you with this

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Breaking: Russian Super Spy Assassin GRU Sekrit Poison Murderers Contact Media

As professional hitmen from shadowy government murder agencies so often do. You can watch the whole thing here. Turns out that the two specially trained Spetznaz-level super murderers are a pair of fitness instructors who went to the media voluntarily because they’re scared. You know, as professional secret intelligence hitmen often are. According to them,

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She doesnt get it and never will

Source A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for. They voted for us to take back control of our money, our law and our borders and that’s exactly what we will do.” But thats

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May the farce be with you

One According to CNBC, special counsel Mueller – who was given the task of investigating alleged “Russia collusion” in the 2016 presidential election – has requested witnesses to turn over their cell phones for their encrypted messaging programs to be inspected. Mueller (pictured above, right) wants to examine conversations on messaging programs like WhatsApp, Confide,

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Mueller: Stick a fork in him he’s done.

Game over. In what was one of the most fucking obvious results of this entire Mueller debacle Washington (CNN)Special counsel Robert Mueller has told President Donald Trump’s lawyers that the President is not currently being considered a criminal target of the Russia probe, The Washington Post reported Tuesday, citing three people familiar with the discussions.

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Why the President and the people wont trust the media

President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media™ acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.

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Dear me, the Prozis really do have short memories

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQJlmFqUA8w[/youtube] Looks like someone needs to build a wall.

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“OMGWTFBBQ Trump will push the red button”

Will someone…ANYONE..I dont care who….explain to these bedwetting, whining, puerile and utterly LUNATIC Lefties that there IS no “big red button” and reassure these Safe Space™ addicted, halfwitted, droolingly braindead imbeciles that no US President anywhere can EVER unilaterally launch a nuclear attack? I mean really, do NONE of them ever bother to actually LEARN

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Do the LameStream Media ever read what they fucking well WRITE??

The stupidity never ends From here Opening paragraph A gunfight between tourists turned deadly in Bourbon Street, in New Orleans’ popular French Quarter, on Sunday during celebrations to mark a college football tournament and the Thanksgiving holiday. and then but they separately arrested 12 people for illegal possession of a firearm in the French Quarter

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Now this has GOT to hurt

Piers Morgan opened his mouth. Inserted his feet. And was promptly smacked upside the head in EPIC fashion.

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Be afraid….not for the faint of heart

I was looking for something to brighten my evening when I came across..this. That sudden spasm you will get in your calves? Is the cramp you get when you instinctively slam your foot on an imaginary brake [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNap4ii460s[/youtube] They are amongst us….

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Just a brief observation

A person I know was cuttingly commenting on the Australian Prime Minister, and how “he is a disgrace, and how he is a sick joke with US comedians” Personally, right now, I’d think that the US comedians and US as well as Australian “media” would be better advised to take a good long hard look

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And I thought Ron Paul was a raving nutter…..

Source Outgoing senior Obama adviser John Podesta reflected on his latest White House stint Friday, listing his favorite moments and biggest regrets from the past year. Chief among them: depriving the American people of the truth about UFOs Yep you read that right. It isnt the economy that matters Or personal freedoms Or the 2nd

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