Posts belonging to Category Epic FAIL'
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 2, 2013
So the glorious ObamaCare.duh Epic Fail™ isn’t done being the gift that keeps on giving, huh? Well, if anything was to shake His Imperial Majesty out of his post-Thanksgiving tryptophane-induced somnolence syndrome (that’s a real medical term. We just made it up almost entirely ourself), a rip-roaring belly laugh would do the trick. And we’re
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 20, 2013
Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show
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Categories: Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, OgabeCare, Schadenboner, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 6 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 15, 2013
Isn’t that what we’re told that we need more of? Isn’t that what the Liberal Fascist Party screams and howls about every time they can’t find GOP votes for their latest tyrannical power grab? They must be positively ecstatic now that Upton’s Keep Your Health Plan Act passed with a massive, bipartisan majority in the
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Liberal Fascism, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 37 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on October 28, 2013
It’s all about the Union dues coffers. How else to explain this? You can’t. Not with out a straight face at least. The very idea of two of the most powerful Teacher Unions in the country fighting this bill is so utterly repugnant I can’t even find words – oh who am I kidding…I got
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Publik Skool, Religion of Piss, Union Shits, Useless Swine | Tags: Domestic Enemies | 10 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on October 25, 2013
And someone is using a mighty big damn hammer to make it fit. TENNESSEE Ranked most “Dangerous state in the US”. Okay full disclosure – I am a TN resident, having moved there from Tampa in 2006. I love my home up in the Smokies. I love EAST TN…they can keep Nashville and Memphis….Clean air,
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Journaljizzm, Make Believe Media, Propaganda, Useless Swine | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on October 11, 2013
From the files of “Pissing on those that Protect You:” Via ZeroHedge Filed under “you can’t make this shit up,” in perhaps the most ironic thing to come out of DC, the Washington Times reports that the White House Gift Shop has gone broke. Long run by a nonprofit group that helps uniformed Secret Service officers and their
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Categories: Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 5, 2013
In other not quite as covered news as a terrified nation hunkers down under the ShutdownPocalypse, not knowing when they might, once again, be able to rely on the safe operation of the Federal Geographic Data Committee (also a real agency, we’re still not making things up) and thus be able to find Upper Volta
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 2 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on September 4, 2013
Our election is on Saturday. All arrows point to a conservative victory, and the Ruddster, who was Prime MInister, then wasnt when they threw him out ,because they put Julia Gillard in , because Julia was better than Kevin, may be thrown out again. By us this time. With me so far? Then Kevin’s mates,
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Funny Shit, Good News, Politics | Tags: Aussie politics, Distant voices | 15 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 4, 2013
…this is yet another one of those reasons. Yes, His Imperial Majesty thinks that it’s just about too perfect to not be fake, but it is so flat out magnificent that you just have to see it. (h/t LC Igor) Thatisall.
Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on July 23, 2013
I don’t even really know where to start …. According to a CBS Affiliate in Boston, A NYC City Woman, Audrea Gause – is being charged with attempting to defraud the Boston Bombing Fund out of a cool Half a Million…. H/T to “Mr. Conservative” Sadly, she damn near got away with it …. according to
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on July 18, 2013
In the midst of the national paroxysm of idiocy that is the Trayvon Martin story, did anyone else happen to notice that the city of Detroit declared bankruptcy today? Yep, that’s right, the progressive model city for dozens of interventions schemed up as part of the War on Poverty over decades, nay, generations, has up
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Categories: Democrat Socialists, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Financial Apocalypse | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 56 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 23, 2013
In the rest of the world, the Baraaarrghh Leftist Junta apparently aren’t all that thrilled with Russia and China not handing over Snowden just because Teh One™ tells them to. It’s almost as if the effeminate, noodle-spined fucktard from Kenya thinks that anybody is still taking his pansy-arse self seriously. (Yes, we know we’re linking
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Posted by LCBrendan on June 17, 2013
…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..
Categories: Epic FAIL, Epically Epic, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Open Thread | Tags: | 29 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on May 11, 2013
I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH! | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 26 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on May 10, 2013
Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Funny Shit, Good News, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 20 Comments »
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