Posts belonging to Category Epic FAIL'
Posted by LCBrendan on April 2, 2014
Source AT LEAST one shooter – possibly two – have gone on a violent rampage at the Fort Hood US military post in Texas.An unconfirmed NBC report said one person has been killed, at least eight injured and there are two possible shooters.The military post is in lockdown and soldiers have been ordered to take
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Epic FAIL, Gun Fearing Wussies, Homeland Insecurity, Pussification, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | 
Tags: Fire his ass., Gun free zones, They screwed up...AGAIN | 
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Posted by LCBrendan on March 21, 2014
AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Headlines, Funny Shit, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: What the FUCK????? | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 16, 2014
For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that’s sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the Tea Party. As best they can. Spoiler: They can’t, really. Anymore than they can wipe themselves without Unca ‘Bama helping them. They all, without a
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by BC, Imperial Torturer on January 1, 2014
In an ironic twist of fate that is so comical that Keepers of the Fates are pissing themselves from fits of laughter, the Apostles of the Church of Algorean Asininity who are stuck in non-existent ice aboard the SS Klimate Klusterfuck have asked for REAL, UNADJUSTED weather data from none other than the Sultan of
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Funny Shit, Glowbull Wormening Scam | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on December 18, 2013
Or so our beloved Congress Critters would have the Veterans and Active duty, Reserve and Guard believe. This is almost one of those “Careful what you wish for – you just might get it” moments After nearly 6 years of not passing one – we have a budget but it’s a Socialist’s wet dream. Here’s
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 2, 2013
So the glorious ObamaCare.duh Epic Fail™ isn’t done being the gift that keeps on giving, huh? Well, if anything was to shake His Imperial Majesty out of his post-Thanksgiving tryptophane-induced somnolence syndrome (that’s a real medical term. We just made it up almost entirely ourself), a rip-roaring belly laugh would do the trick. And we’re
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Categories: Epic FAIL, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 2 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 20, 2013
Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show
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Categories: Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, OgabeCare, Schadenboner, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 6 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 15, 2013
Isn’t that what we’re told that we need more of? Isn’t that what the Liberal Fascist Party screams and howls about every time they can’t find GOP votes for their latest tyrannical power grab? They must be positively ecstatic now that Upton’s Keep Your Health Plan Act passed with a massive, bipartisan majority in the
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Liberal Fascism, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 37 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on October 28, 2013
It’s all about the Union dues coffers. How else to explain this? You can’t. Not with out a straight face at least. The very idea of two of the most powerful Teacher Unions in the country fighting this bill is so utterly repugnant I can’t even find words – oh who am I kidding…I got
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Publik Skool, Religion of Piss, Union Shits, Useless Swine | Tags: Domestic Enemies | 10 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on October 25, 2013
And someone is using a mighty big damn hammer to make it fit. TENNESSEE Ranked most “Dangerous state in the US”. Okay full disclosure – I am a TN resident, having moved there from Tampa in 2006. I love my home up in the Smokies. I love EAST TN…they can keep Nashville and Memphis….Clean air,
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Journaljizzm, Make Believe Media, Propaganda, Useless Swine | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on October 11, 2013
From the files of “Pissing on those that Protect You:” Via ZeroHedge Filed under “you can’t make this shit up,” in perhaps the most ironic thing to come out of DC, the Washington Times reports that the White House Gift Shop has gone broke. Long run by a nonprofit group that helps uniformed Secret Service officers and their
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Categories: Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 5, 2013
In other not quite as covered news as a terrified nation hunkers down under the ShutdownPocalypse, not knowing when they might, once again, be able to rely on the safe operation of the Federal Geographic Data Committee (also a real agency, we’re still not making things up) and thus be able to find Upper Volta
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 2 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on September 4, 2013
Our election is on Saturday. All arrows point to a conservative victory, and the Ruddster, who was Prime MInister, then wasnt when they threw him out ,because they put Julia Gillard in , because Julia was better than Kevin, may be thrown out again. By us this time. With me so far? Then Kevin’s mates,
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Funny Shit, Good News, Politics | Tags: Aussie politics, Distant voices | 15 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 4, 2013
…this is yet another one of those reasons. Yes, His Imperial Majesty thinks that it’s just about too perfect to not be fake, but it is so flat out magnificent that you just have to see it. (h/t LC Igor) Thatisall.
Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 11 Comments »
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