Posts belonging to Category Epic FAIL'
Posted by LCBrendan on November 10, 2014
Source An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile. No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right. “We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in. So not only is
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Epic FAIL, Idiocracy, Nanny State, Pathetic Asstards, Pussification, Regressive Utopianism | 
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Posted by LCBrendan on November 7, 2014
source Well done to the police. FOUR men have been arrested for allegedly plotting a terror attack possibly to coincide with this Remembrance Day weekend. Um…what? It is understood police were suspecting a gun attack rather than bomb plot. I an having a hard problem believing this. Wasnt it the Brits who told us their
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Categories: Cowards, Dhimmitude, Epic FAIL, Front Page, Goblin Control, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiocracy, Leftist Idiots, Nanny State, Regressive Utopianism, The Long War | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on September 23, 2014
Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.
Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Caption THIS, Epic FAIL, Front Page, Pathetic Asstards, Progtards, Resident Ogabe, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 22 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on August 14, 2014
You’d have to put your brain in a box – lock it with chains and a padlock – and send it into orbit for the next year to actually take anything Eric Holder says seriously anymore. Holder criticizes police response in Ferguson, says he is ‘deeply concerned’ about use of military equipment Attorney General Eric
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Goblin Control, Hypocrites, Idiotarians, Progtards, Race Baiting Fucks, Useless Swine | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on August 9, 2014
I think this sentiment has been said before, but I’ll put my take on it. Until and not before the west actively engages with overwhelming force against the Jihadists - A lot of the ME is going to burn. The whole hearts and minds mantra is worthless and totally counter productive over here. It was
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Categories: Defeatism, Dhimmitude, Epic FAIL, Foreign Policy, Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 16 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on June 2, 2014
You snivelling,mewling,puking, appeasing COWARD
Categories: Cowards, Death of Liberty, Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Resident Ogabe, RINO Traitors, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 17 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on May 30, 2014
White House accidentally blows cover of CIA chief in Afghanistan THE Obama administration has accidentally revealed the name of the CIA’s top official in Afghanistan in an email to thousands of journalists. The officer’s name — identified as “chief of station” in Kabul — was included by US embassy staff on a list of 15
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Advanced ClueBatting, Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Hypocrites, Politics, Resident Ogabe, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Useless Swine | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on April 2, 2014
Source AT LEAST one shooter – possibly two – have gone on a violent rampage at the Fort Hood US military post in Texas.An unconfirmed NBC report said one person has been killed, at least eight injured and there are two possible shooters.The military post is in lockdown and soldiers have been ordered to take
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Epic FAIL, Gun Fearing Wussies, Homeland Insecurity, Pussification, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: Fire his ass., Gun free zones, They screwed up...AGAIN | 30 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on March 21, 2014
AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Headlines, Funny Shit, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: What the FUCK????? | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 16, 2014
For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that’s sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the Tea Party. As best they can. Spoiler: They can’t, really. Anymore than they can wipe themselves without Unca ‘Bama helping them. They all, without a
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by BC, Imperial Torturer on January 1, 2014
In an ironic twist of fate that is so comical that Keepers of the Fates are pissing themselves from fits of laughter, the Apostles of the Church of Algorean Asininity who are stuck in non-existent ice aboard the SS Klimate Klusterfuck have asked for REAL, UNADJUSTED weather data from none other than the Sultan of
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Funny Shit, Glowbull Wormening Scam | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on December 18, 2013
Or so our beloved Congress Critters would have the Veterans and Active duty, Reserve and Guard believe. This is almost one of those “Careful what you wish for – you just might get it” moments After nearly 6 years of not passing one – we have a budget but it’s a Socialist’s wet dream. Here’s
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 2, 2013
So the glorious ObamaCare.duh Epic Fail™ isn’t done being the gift that keeps on giving, huh? Well, if anything was to shake His Imperial Majesty out of his post-Thanksgiving tryptophane-induced somnolence syndrome (that’s a real medical term. We just made it up almost entirely ourself), a rip-roaring belly laugh would do the trick. And we’re
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Categories: Epic FAIL, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 2 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 20, 2013
Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show
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Categories: Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, OgabeCare, Schadenboner, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 6 Comments »
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