Posts belonging to Category Epic FAIL'
Posted by LC SecondMouse on May 11, 2013
I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH! | 
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Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on May 10, 2013
Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Funny Shit, Good News, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 20 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on May 8, 2013
Browsing out amongst the inter-tubes I must say – GOP Members are positively giddy – because today is the long awaited “Bhengazigate” hearings. “This is it!! They’re going to take Obama down once and for all!!11Eleventy!!” Seems to be the consensus. *YAWN* Oh- Yeah, um that’s nice, do wake me up when it’s over will
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Epic FAIL | Tags: | 17 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on April 14, 2013
As a former denizen of the RustBelt I’d like to extend a hearty “Hi-ho Neighbor!” To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous “RustBelt” Welcome to the suck folks!! Wait a minute – the Rust Belt is places like MI, OH, & PA isn’t it? Isn’t that where
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Categories: Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Financial Apocalypse, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiotarians, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Politics, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs, Useless Swine | Tags: | 21 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on April 9, 2013
- 101 million Americans out of the workforce – Worse Labor Participation Rate (63.3) since 1979 (Carter) – 88,000 jobs created but 633,000 left the workforce in March – 47 Million Americans on Food Stamps, 1 in 6 – 50 Million Americans living under the poverty line including 1 in 5 children under 16 -
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Categories: Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party | Tags: | 18 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on April 5, 2013
Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Democrat Socialists, Dhimmitude, Epic FAIL, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 52 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on February 27, 2013
Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on February 20, 2013
To follow up on the most awesome thread Lady M-ITT – of Imperial Sniper Fame just posted…Another Democrat, no other than the highly esteemed (in the fever swamps of D.C. that is) VP himself gives out his sage advice to women on self defense….I guess at least Joe is not telling them to bite the
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Life in the Empire, Pathetic Asstards, Politics, Useless Swine | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on February 10, 2013
Blame Wirecutter for getting me started. As of this writing Chris Dorner is alive, upright and walking around still scaring the shit out of cops all over California. They should be. I don’t know what set him off; It could have been he had a mother who left him constantly to go be a fuck
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Cowardly Shitbirds, Defeatism, Epic FAIL | Tags: | 53 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on January 21, 2013
Apparently, Nobody On Teh Twit Thought This Joke Was Funny “I’m Rick James, motherfucker!”
Categories: Caption THIS, Epic FAIL | Tags: | 34 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on October 25, 2012
Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here
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Categories: Democrat Socialists, Epic FAIL, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Politics | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 9 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on October 7, 2012
The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Pathetic Asstards, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 22 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on October 4, 2012
For those of you who missed last night’s debate, I offer a brief, concise recap for your viewing pleasure (hat tip to @AceofSpadesHQ).
Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Good News, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 22 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on September 13, 2012
The last 48 hours have seen the current administration reap a bumper crop of clusterfuckery. I have been at a loss for a way to summarize it, until I stumbled across this image on the vast interwebs: That about sums it up nicely, don’t you think? Time for Barrack Hussein Ahmsari to go. Now. Right
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Foreign Policy, Klown Kar Administration, Middle East, Religion of Piss, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 26 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on September 9, 2012
They would get an up close and personal introduction to what a group of hardcore bikers will do to you if you ever fuck with their scooters or their old ladies. Please note the eyes… Therightscoop via the JAWA:
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‘Tis to be seen. Just a shame...
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