Posts belonging to Category Occutards'

Using the Powers of Evil for Good

First, however, your official content warning: No, it’s definitely not NSFW, it’s just that if you haven’t yet been infected by that most intractable of viral ear worms, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me, Maybe”, then maybe you would be better off NOT starting the video below. If, however, you have already been infected, there’s no

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Everything You Need to Know About #Occutards in Just Above Two Minutes

(Via American Power): And there you have it. Anti-Semites, check. Socialists, check. Violent, check. Mildly to severely retarded, check. Here’s a hint, twinkletoes: You’re not the 99%. You’re the 1% on the other end of the bell curve. The 1% who, quite frankly, makes His Imperial Majesty wonder if eugenics really is such a bad

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“Mostly Peaceful” Occutards Beat, Choke Man to Death

Presumably in a mostly peaceful manner, bringing the number of mostly peacefully killed as a result of Ogabe’s favorite “grassroots” movement to 9. JUST LIKE THE TEA PARTY! Occupy Eugene leader Kristen Carpenter told KVAL-TV, “We’re sorry we couldn’t have stopped the violence in the system sooner.” But then nobody would have been able to

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Occutards Publish “Police Brutality Coloring Book”

(h/t Ace’s sidebar). To raise awareness in an ironic way over what Occupy Wall Street sympathizers are calling police brutality over some actions from law enforcement against activists, 46 artists have put together the 48-page Police Brutality Coloring Book. You misspelled “idiotic”. HTH. HAND. So what’s next? Scratch’n’Sniff “A Day in Obamaville” coffee table book?

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If I Had a Hammer…

…I’d go to one of the lice and scabies-infested Occutard Obamavilles and try to bash somebody’s head in with a hammer… Actually, no. Not only are the ‘tards providing us with endless entertainment as they continue their OccuFAIL, it seems that they’re perfectly capable of handling the hammering themselves. Demonstrators said that the victim of

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Some Animals are More Equal than Others

Sorry, but we just have to expound a bit on our esteemed Subotai’s find in his post below. It is simply too full of irony and Occutard Epic FAIL to let pass. Also, in case some Occutard browses by (assuming that he/sh/it hasn’t had his/her/its $5,000 laptop stolen yet), we’re sure that he/sh/it would like

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