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Barack Hussein Obama — It Could Have Been WORSE!

You ungrateful BASTARDS! The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook When a commie fuck has lost Jon Stewart… Thatisall.

Congratulations, King Putt, You’ve Been Drudged

His Imperial Majesty has an ambivalent relationship to Drudge. Mostly positive, mind you, but occasionally we do get pissed off at him for ignoring what we, in our Imperial Wisdom, consider important. And since our Imperial Wisdom, which is a term that we just made up, finds it important then by G-d it IS important.

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Cardinal Dolan, You’re a Crafty One!

Mheh. You may have heard about how Cardinal Dolan was initially snubbed by the Democrat National Socialist Abortion Party when he offered to deliver a closing benediction at Abortion-Palooza™ just as he’d offered it to the GOP in Tampa. Initially, until the Narcissist-in-Chief or somebody close to him recognized the self-inflicted gaping chest wound they

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DNC Pays Tribute to Known Murderer of Womyn

Because, TED KENNEDY! While we certainly understand why the National Socialist Democrat Party have devoted their entire convention to abortion on demand and nostalgic references to Great Democrat National Socialists of the Past™, G-d knows they can’t very well talk about the present with an election coming up, we still have to question the “wisdom”

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Come On, Liberal Punks, Make His Day!

So Clint delivered another brutal smackdown of resident Zero’s stuttering clusterfuck of a miserably failed residency last night and it was good: No, it was not a polished, carefully choreographed, telepromptered speech and that’s what worked, because L-rd knows we have had enough of those, haven’t we? Still, we can’t help but laugh at the

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President Foodstamp’s Coronation Signaling USA Joining the Ummah?

Yes, we know, hyperbole, Americans are less likely to join the Ummah with or without coercion than Billy Clinton is to take up the vows of chastity, but pretty please, let this be true (h/t LC Tallulah, G.L.O.R.): The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to

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How to Confuse a Yankee, Part #2,338

In which we observe Mitt Romney using the phrase “Obama, Bless His Heart, Has Tried To Substitute Government For Free People”, upon which every pundit North of the Mason-Dixon Line’s head explodes with confusion. “Did he just insult Obam-bam?” Let’s just start off by saying that it was a bit odd to see Romney using

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Who gave Ice-T the Imperial Cluebat™?

There maybe hope yet… Ice-T Defends Gun Rights: “The Last Form Of Defense Against Tyranny” It’s legal in the United States,” the rapper said. “The right to bear arms is because that’s the last form of defense against tyranny. Not to hunt. It’s to protect yourself from the police.

Petard. Hoist. (UPDATED)

Sultan Knish, who will forthwith be found on the Imperial Blogroll, decides to let Ogabe have his “you didn’t build it” argument, mostly because Ogabe looks so funny impaled on it: Let’s take Obama’s “You didn’t make that happen” message at face value. If nothing truly happens without the gov making it happen, then the

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Mheh

Of course, in this particular case, the statement is absolutely true. Which, come to think of it, only makes it better. Do fuck off, Jugears McDepression, do fuck right the fuck off. Thatisall.

Our Thanks to President Downgrade McLinks

For continuing to write our campaign ads for us every time he opens his pig ignorant, communist, coke-sniffing, cocksucker mouth. There’s a village desperately needing its idiot back (Chicago), and the way things are going, they’re going to get their wish. Bonus video: Thatisall.

Texas, Don’t Mess With It

Not to double-post on Light29ID’s post, but the whole statement of Governor Perry’s is as truly Texan as anything can be, so we have to link to it in full. In the ObamaCare plan, the federal government sought to force the states to expand their Medicaid programs by, in the words of the Supreme Court

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Darrell Issa Bitch Slaps, Eviscerates, Slices, Dices and Cooks Ogabe’s Bacon in a Wok

Thanks to LC Fox3, who helpfully provided us with this link to Darrell Issa’s letter to Ear Leader regarding his dubious assertion of executive privilege over any and all documents pertaining to his and Holder’s successful conspiracy to commit mass murder of Mexican as well as U.S. nationals. You really DO want to read it

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Seeing As How The Already Debunked Talking Points About Fast and Furious Are Already Being Brushed Off Again…

…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no

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Go Viral? You Got it, Bill

Our friend and fellow OG Blogger, Bill Quick, found this excellent statement regarding the sheer ridiculousness of (p)resident O-bunghole speaking about the private sector over at Tam’s site: Seriously, where does Obama get off talking about the private sector? He’s never even been there. That’s like me talking about Turkmenistan. Heck, Obama’s spent more time

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