Posts belonging to Category Fucking OUCH!'
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 31, 2012
So Clint delivered another brutal smackdown of resident Zero’s stuttering clusterfuck of a miserably failed residency last night and it was good: No, it was not a polished, carefully choreographed, telepromptered speech and that’s what worked, because L-rd knows we have had enough of those, haven’t we? Still, we can’t help but laugh at the
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 30, 2012
Yes, we know, hyperbole, Americans are less likely to join the Ummah with or without coercion than Billy Clinton is to take up the vows of chastity, but pretty please, let this be true (h/t LC Tallulah, G.L.O.R.): The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to
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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Imperial Thoughts, Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 27 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 23, 2012
In which we observe Mitt Romney using the phrase “Obama, Bless His Heart, Has Tried To Substitute Government For Free People”, upon which every pundit North of the Mason-Dixon Line’s head explodes with confusion. “Did he just insult Obam-bam?” Let’s just start off by saying that it was a bit odd to see Romney using
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Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on July 23, 2012
There maybe hope yet… Ice-T Defends Gun Rights: “The Last Form Of Defense Against Tyranny” It’s legal in the United States,” the rapper said. “The right to bear arms is because that’s the last form of defense against tyranny. Not to hunt. It’s to protect yourself from the police.
Categories: EUrotwits, Front Page, Fucking OUCH!, Good News, Gun Fearing Wussies | Tags: | 33 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 21, 2012
Sultan Knish, who will forthwith be found on the Imperial Blogroll, decides to let Ogabe have his “you didn’t build it” argument, mostly because Ogabe looks so funny impaled on it: Let’s take Obama’s “You didn’t make that happen” message at face value. If nothing truly happens without the gov making it happen, then the
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 19, 2012
Of course, in this particular case, the statement is absolutely true. Which, come to think of it, only makes it better. Do fuck off, Jugears McDepression, do fuck right the fuck off. Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 19, 2012
For continuing to write our campaign ads for us every time he opens his pig ignorant, communist, coke-sniffing, cocksucker mouth. There’s a village desperately needing its idiot back (Chicago), and the way things are going, they’re going to get their wish. Bonus video: Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 10, 2012
Not to double-post on Light29ID’s post, but the whole statement of Governor Perry’s is as truly Texan as anything can be, so we have to link to it in full. In the ObamaCare plan, the federal government sought to force the states to expand their Medicaid programs by, in the words of the Supreme Court
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 27, 2012
Thanks to LC Fox3, who helpfully provided us with this link to Darrell Issa’s letter to Ear Leader regarding his dubious assertion of executive privilege over any and all documents pertaining to his and Holder’s successful conspiracy to commit mass murder of Mexican as well as U.S. nationals. You really DO want to read it
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Democrat Socialists, Fucking OUCH!, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 23, 2012
…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Fucking OUCH!, Klown Kar Administration, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Propaganda, Resident Ogabe, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 18 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 13, 2012
Our friend and fellow OG Blogger, Bill Quick, found this excellent statement regarding the sheer ridiculousness of (p)resident O-bunghole speaking about the private sector over at Tam’s site: Seriously, where does Obama get off talking about the private sector? He’s never even been there. That’s like me talking about Turkmenistan. Heck, Obama’s spent more time
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 1, 2012
…and the Regressives (formerly Progressives, formerly liberals, formerly National Socialists, formerly Progressives) are throwing shit fits of outrage, OUTRAGE! that a news organization DARE question their Messiah in such a blatantly political fashion. Yet, it is beautiful: Now, before anybody gets on their “hypocrite” game and start babbling about how His Imperial Majesty has mocked,
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Posted by LCBrendan on May 7, 2012
Ever see some guy park in a disabled parking space when they shouldnt? Enjoy the following
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 25, 2012
It seems like the Imperial Consigliere has offered up some consiglierying pro bono to Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure regarding the proper response to Karzai’s whining and screeching over American troops burning Haji Message Delivery Systems. Unfortunately, SCOAMF didn’t make use of the generous offer. But WE would have. Oh yes indeed we would!
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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Religion of Piss, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 39 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on January 20, 2012
Gingrich campaign to neutered RINOcrat cabana boy Sunununuuuuunununu: “Go pound fucking sand, you dickless piece of shit. Oh, and how about those tax returns?” He doesn’t release anything, he doesn’t answer anything, and he’s even confused about whether or not he will ever release anything and then he decides to pick a fight over releasing
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