We told you Aussies were blunt

Take a look at what Aussies do when they are fed up with a politician. We dont mince words.

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Liberals – The Undisputed Masters of Accidental Irony

I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge

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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!  |  Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse  |  26 Comments »

Obama Supporters get taken to the woodshed.

As the tag says… Fucking OUCH! This one rests on its own laurels folks – I can’t say anything or enough about it. But I can applaud – wildly. Go read and oh yeah, send linky thingys far and wide!! Lloyd Marcus clue-bats his family members  

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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Just Shut The Fuck Up, Allahpundit

We’ve defended the guy in the past because, even though we often don’t agree with him, we enjoy his writing style. But seriously, when he puts out ignorant shit like this, we just can’t look the other way: Exit question: Why do gun manufacturers continue to make guns that look like military weapons even though

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Say What You Believe and Believe What You Say

We’ve said that a million times, that it’s not a matter of us needing to become more Leftist than the Leftists in order to win (what would be the point of that? We already have enough leftist parasite totalitarian swine), it’s a matter of our so-called candidates not being afraid of their own message. In

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Romney Speaks at the Al Smith Dinner

A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many

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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Politics, Resident Ogabe  |  Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse  |  45 Comments »

Too good to let pass by

Well, at least SOMEBODY knows how to get America back into space…  

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This is just WRONG in oh, so many ways….

The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that

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Concise Review of Romney/Obama Debate

For those of you who missed last night’s debate, I offer a brief, concise recap for your viewing pleasure (hat tip to @AceofSpadesHQ).

Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Good News, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse  |  22 Comments »

Fuck. Not. Given.

Acting on a recommendation from LC Rurik, we checked out another rant from Pat Condell and we are forever thankful to Rurik that we did because Pat, as usual, kicks arse in ways that are beyond our way with words to explain, this time to further emphasize just how the fuck much we don’t really

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Barack Hussein Obama — It Could Have Been WORSE!

You ungrateful BASTARDS! The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook When a commie fuck has lost Jon Stewart… Thatisall.

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Congratulations, King Putt, You’ve Been Drudged

His Imperial Majesty has an ambivalent relationship to Drudge. Mostly positive, mind you, but occasionally we do get pissed off at him for ignoring what we, in our Imperial Wisdom, consider important. And since our Imperial Wisdom, which is a term that we just made up, finds it important then by G-d it IS important.

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Cardinal Dolan, You’re a Crafty One!

Mheh. You may have heard about how Cardinal Dolan was initially snubbed by the Democrat National Socialist Abortion Party when he offered to deliver a closing benediction at Abortion-Palooza™ just as he’d offered it to the GOP in Tampa. Initially, until the Narcissist-in-Chief or somebody close to him recognized the self-inflicted gaping chest wound they

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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags:  |  9 Comments »

DNC Pays Tribute to Known Murderer of Womyn

Because, TED KENNEDY! While we certainly understand why the National Socialist Democrat Party have devoted their entire convention to abortion on demand and nostalgic references to Great Democrat National Socialists of the Past™, G-d knows they can’t very well talk about the present with an election coming up, we still have to question the “wisdom”

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