Posts belonging to Category Fucking OUCH!'

Question for the day

Q: Whats the capital of Venezuela? A: About $1.25. I’d feel sorry for them, but… Nope. Got nothing. Fuck ‘em all.

Low Bridge, everybody DUCK!!!!

It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. Open thread folks, time to kick ‘em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.

Why the President and the people wont trust the media

President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media™ acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.

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Put up..or shut the fuck up

I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it

Dear me, the Prozis really do have short memories

Looks like someone needs to build a wall.

The reason this immigration ban is in place

This is from 2015. The President of the United States has one responsibility. The safety and wellbeing of Americans. ABOVE ALL ELSE. Here endeth the lesson.

Old but one we can all smile at

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir,

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Trump on Immigration.

The following is a transcript of his latest speech. LC’s and G.L.O.R’s..your soon to be President ********************************************************************************************************************************* Thank you, Phoenix. I am so glad to be back in Arizona, a state that has a very special place in my heart. I love the people of Arizona and, together, we are going to win the White

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This..has to be seen ..and heard…to be believed.

H/T LC Virago, who prompted me to go find this. This young lady…all I can say is….Misha, she puts you to shame She also has a few things to say to Donald Trump. and she asks this question, one I hope he..and the voters in November, take with them when they vote. “”Mr Trump, is

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Kermit’s Kernels of Klue

Shamelessly stolen borrowed from Irish. F.E.T.E.

Now this has GOT to hurt

Piers Morgan opened his mouth. Inserted his feet. And was promptly smacked upside the head in EPIC fashion.

Be afraid….not for the faint of heart

I was looking for something to brighten my evening when I came across..this. That sudden spasm you will get in your calves? Is the cramp you get when you instinctively slam your foot on an imaginary brake They are amongst us….

I’m Not Worthy

After Crunchie turned in a blistering 6.77 second time on Round 1 of the 15-shot Triple Threat Challenge, I knew I was in trouble. Rattled, in Round 2 with the required magazine change, I had a decent time, but four misses. Only hits count! I was forced to concede before Round 3 began. I got

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Generation Idiot

P.J. O’Rourke strikes again. Rutgers, that famed ranked number 69th university in whatever the Hades barbaroi province it resides in, recently got noted for raising Cain about inviting professor Rice, an accomplished black woman who worked her arse from nothing (in the Jim Crow Democrat South that libnorants like to wail about, no less, even

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Okay, not even I could make THIS shit up…

AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the

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