Posts belonging to Category Fucking OUCH!'

I’m Not Worthy

After Crunchie turned in a blistering 6.77 second time on Round 1 of the 15-shot Triple Threat Challenge, I knew I was in trouble. Rattled, in Round 2 with the required magazine change, I had a decent time, but four misses. Only hits count! I was forced to concede before Round 3 began. I got

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Generation Idiot

P.J. O’Rourke strikes again. Rutgers, that famed ranked number 69th university in whatever the Hades barbaroi province it resides in, recently got noted for raising Cain about inviting professor Rice, an accomplished black woman who worked her arse from nothing (in the Jim Crow Democrat South that libnorants like to wail about, no less, even

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Okay, not even I could make THIS shit up…

AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the

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People really ARE this stupid?????

Words fail me……

There Are Several Reasons Why You Should Never Hit a Woman

…this is yet another one of those reasons. Yes, His Imperial Majesty thinks that it’s just about too perfect to not be fake, but it is so flat out magnificent that you just have to see it. (h/t LC Igor) Thatisall.

Do not try this at home…..

…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..

We told you Aussies were blunt

Take a look at what Aussies do when they are fed up with a politician. We dont mince words.

Liberals – The Undisputed Masters of Accidental Irony

I offer for your consideration a still image taken from White House Obfuscation Secretary Jay Carney’s recent incoherent and bumbling mismanagement of questions on the Benghazi affair: There is very little to add. One imagines, from reading his expression, that he would much prefer to be at home, removing his own spleen with a hedge

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Obama Supporters get taken to the woodshed.

As the tag says… Fucking OUCH! This one rests on its own laurels folks – I can’t say anything or enough about it. But I can applaud – wildly. Go read and oh yeah, send linky thingys far and wide!! Lloyd Marcus clue-bats his family members  

Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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Just Shut The Fuck Up, Allahpundit

We’ve defended the guy in the past because, even though we often don’t agree with him, we enjoy his writing style. But seriously, when he puts out ignorant shit like this, we just can’t look the other way: Exit question: Why do gun manufacturers continue to make guns that look like military weapons even though

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Say What You Believe and Believe What You Say

We’ve said that a million times, that it’s not a matter of us needing to become more Leftist than the Leftists in order to win (what would be the point of that? We already have enough leftist parasite totalitarian swine), it’s a matter of our so-called candidates not being afraid of their own message. In

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Romney Speaks at the Al Smith Dinner

A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many

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Too good to let pass by

Well, at least SOMEBODY knows how to get America back into space…  

This is just WRONG in oh, so many ways….

The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that

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