Posts belonging to Category Publik Skool'

Grate Moments in Publik Skooling

It started Friday when her mother got a call from the principal about a playground incident. Caitlin explained that she and her two friends were using their imaginations, playing “King and Queen.” In this case, Caitlin was the guard protecting the royals and picked up the gun to imitate shooting an intruder into the kingdom.

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Great Moments in Public Skooling

A Washington state middle school teacher received a lot of heat for her decision to pull aside a student wearing a “Build the Wall” t-shirt. The Chinook Middle School language arts teacher, after pulling the student aside, compared the shirt’s message to wearing a swastika, the Tri-City Herald reported. “She asked, ‘How would you feel

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Thank G-d “Fuck You” Wasn’t on the List of Banned Words

Via Jim Treacher: DYER COUNTY, TN – (WMC) – A young girl, who claims she was standing up for her religious beliefs in the classroom, was suspended after breaking a class rule of saying “bless you” after a classmate sneezed. When Dyer County High School senior Kendra Turner said bless you to her classmate, she

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Welcome to the ProgTards’ America

Shamelessly stolen from Maet: Sunscreen is one of the best protectors from the sun, but North East Independent School District parent Christy Riggs said her child wasn’t allowed to bring sunscreen to campus and suffered the burning consequences. Riggs said her 10-year-old daughter went on a school field trip recently and came back sun-burned. Riggs

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Save some ammo Rotties

With the upcoming Imperial shindig – of which I can’t make yet again this year *sigh*( I’ll be there in spirit all the same) – The folks attending this years festivities….. just might want to save back some of what’s sure to be a lot of lead sent down range. Because as I see it

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Suffer the little children

Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered

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It’s the dues dummy!!

It’s all about the Union dues coffers. How else to explain this? You can’t. Not with out a straight face at least. The very idea of two of the most powerful Teacher Unions in the country fighting this bill is so utterly repugnant I can’t even find words – oh who am I kidding…I got

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So Tell Us Again How Teachers are the Salt of the Earth and Must Never Be Criticized?

Tell us, then go die in a fucking fire to save us the trouble (and sinful joy) of torturing your sorry asses to death. So a little girl is told to write an assignment, along with the rest of her class, about her idol. Pick one, write about him or her. And the little girl

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Global Wormening Open Thread

Fresh from the People’s Communist Republic of Colorado: Poudre School District in Fort Collins cancelled school today because of what they called “unprecedented heat.” Weather Underground forecasts 88ºF for the high today. 88 degrees? In August? “Unprecedented?” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAHA! And yes, we’re absolutely certain that the closure had absolutely nothing to do with an “unprecedented” urge

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Oh, And You Think You Don’t Matter?

Yes, we’re going to just shamelessly lift stuff off of our beloved sestrichka’s website for this one. For two reasons: 1) There is nothing we could possibly say that might add to it. 2) Our sestrichka is just that awesome. 3) No, we don’t care about rules. So there were three reasons. Sue us. But

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More Publik Skool Goodness! Those Woefully Underappreciated, Heroic, Underpaid Teachers Forcing Your Kids to be Gay

No, we’re not kidding. We wish we were. Parents of children attending a Red Hook, New York, middle school are outraged after a recent anti-bullying presentation at Linden Avenue Middle School. The workshop for 13 and 14-year-old girls focused on homosexuality and gender identity. They were also taught words such as “pansexual” and “genderqueer.” Parents

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Welcome to the USSA

And, once more, let’s hear it for our wonderful, heroic, underpaid, positively SUPERLATIVE Publik Skools (h/t Hot Air): When 8th grade Jared Marcum got dressed for school on Thursday he says he had no idea that his pro-Second Amendment shirt would initiate what he calls a fight over his First Amendment rights. “I never thought

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Publik Skool “Teacher” Tells Student that Disrespecting Der Fubar is a Criminal Offense

VORWÄRTS! (h/t Ace). Well, there’s no doubt that the sub-cretin useless cunt would like for that to be the case, but last we checked it wasn’t. Don’t tell this poor overworked, underpaid, incredibly qualified public “servant” schoolteacher saint among women that, though, or she’ll scream at you and threaten you with jail. A YouTube video

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Save Us From Unionized Teachers

We found this over at your good friend Aggie’s place, Hookers and Booze, and promptly stole it: We shan’t overly belabor that if the “smartest and brightest” are who’s responsible for the never-ending stream of “Einsteins” that our unionized Publik Skools churn out every year, then this nation is in a lot worse shape than

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We Guess That We, According to Perry, Must Be “Heartless” to Not Support This

…and if that’s the case, then we’re proud of it too. Students in a Texas public high school were made to stand up and recite the Mexican national anthem and Mexican pledge of allegiance as part of a Spanish class assignment, but the school district maintains there was nothing wrong with the lesson. Wearing red,

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