Posts belonging to Category GOP Primaries'

Well, We Guess We Can Write Off THAT Election Then

Now that we know that unelectable Mittens Obamneycare is pretty much certainly going to be Bob Dole, the Sequel. At least we might get the satisfaction of seeing Mr. Plastic Fantastic appearing in future Viagra commercials. Satisfying because it’s the sort of humiliation fitting for a sell-out opportunist who’ll do and say anything to get

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Another Big, Fat, RINO Establishment Lie

Bill Quick finds some hack outfit giving the following reason for Rubio seemingly being less likely to be the VP pick: The decrease could be attributable to a sense that the senator, while popular among conservative activists, has yet to be vetted or tested nationally. Those fears are particularly acute among GOP officials after the

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Still Looking for One Single Solitary Difference Between Ogabe and Ogamney

And still having no luck whatsoever. “Oh, but he’s going to do something to lower gas prices!” Really? (h/t Cold Fury): When lieutenant governor Kerry Healey, a fellow Republican, called for suspending the state’s 23.5 cent gas tax during a price spike in May 2006, Romney rejected the idea, saying it would only further drive

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Oh Just Git, You Filthy Carpet-Bagging Sumbitch!

Mittens ObamneyCare is currently trying to win the hearts and minds of Southerners in Mississippi and, as we all know, nothing is more likely to endear you to a Southerner than some obviously fake, condescending carpet-baggery: In Mississippi, Romney did try out some Southern charm, telling his audience he was “an unofficial Southerner.” “I am

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In Other News, Governor Asterisk Announces Utterly Predictable Trial Balloon for Third Party Candidacy

Not his own, mind you. Not yet. We’ve had this sneaky suspicion ever since Obama’s ambassador to China gave up his cushy sinecure to run an utterly doomed from the outset, long shot campaign to get the Republican nomination. We couldn’t quite put our finger on it, all that we knew was that something was

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Making It Up As He Goes Along

Much has been written here about just why exactly Willard McRomneyCare Mittens is nothing even resembling a conservative, no matter how much the Establishment Cocktail Party tries to convince us that he is, really, deep down, just give him a chance, any day now, got to elect him president so we can see what’s in

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Once More Between the Shoulder Blades

I had something else I was working on to post, awaiting confirmation of something; and I run into THIS. Ni3 ta1ma1 de5 tian1xia4 suo3you3 de5 ren2 dou1 gai1si3! We have been had. Once again, the Congressional Republicans have rolled over on us. Short form, Obama wants the payroll tax cut renewed to avoid blatantly raising

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Late Saturday Night Musings and Open Thread

Just had to chuckle when I read this line in Karl from Patterico’s latest “this whole NotRomney thing isn’t really that important” that he posts every single time Plastic Fantastic McRomneyCare slips in a poll: However, lest you think I am implicitly shilling for Romney… Karl, dearest, there has been nothing “implicit” about it ever

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OK. At SOME Point His Lips Are Going to Fall Off!

“Senator Santorum and Speaker Gingrich, they are the very Republicans who acted like Democrats, and when Republicans act like Democrats, they lose,” said Mitt Romney today in Atlanta, according to a statement e-mailed by his campaign. Consider the source. Then again, who in the whole wide world would know more about “acting like a Democrat?”

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Opening Salvos from the Mittens Sleaze Machine

And, right on cue, the ranging shots start coming in. No, there’s absolutely nothing wrong in hitting Sen. Santorum for his earmark issues, it’s perfectly legitimate. Just as hitting Newt for his Pelosi Couch Moment™ was and is. What makes it laughably stupid is when you consider the source. Keep in mind that this attack

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How About them Apples, Mr. “Inevitable?”

Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri, all bitch slaps in Plastic Fantastic RomneyCare’s face. Oh how we love it when that smug, backstabbing, liberal bastard gets a kick to the groin, and the added blast of despair and confusion from his lap dogs in the RINOcracy Pundit Brigades just adds to His Imperial Majesty’s joy and elation.

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Attacks To Commence In 5,4,3…..

Rick Santorum had a big, BIG night yesterday and before the night was over, everybody and their fuckin’ brother was sharpening their knives for him. Even the most skeptical person I know (me) didn’t think he could pull off even one victory in the Triple Lolapalooza of Minnesota, Colorado and Missouri. I expected a good

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For Once, He Just May Be Honest

“I don’t care about the poor, they already have a safety net.” Thus spake Mittens “Inevitable” RomneyCare and from that sentence, a million DNC ads were cut. Heckuva Job, Mitty! No, His Majesty doesn’t really give a fig about “context” here, because it’s not going to matter a fig to the wall-to-wall propagandists of the

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Confusion to BOTH of our Enemies

His Majesty has laid out a plan for voting in the Virginia Primary, where it has been arranged that Willard Mitt “Flipper” Romney would only have Ron “Protocols of Ron” Paul to oppose him; guaranteeing him a sweep of Virginia’s delegates, and the superficial appearance of strong support in a southern state. I don’t live

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But He’s the Only ELECTABLE One!

Figures, to anybody but the Lowry/Rubin crowd of Idiotarians, that Mittens “Slash and Burn” RomneyCare would be facing some major backlash as a result of his week-long slash and burn campaign of lies and smears in order to win Florida, but don’t expect the RINOcracy MittBots to be paying any attention to that rather large

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