Posts belonging to Category Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure'

That Damned Lazy Fireball in the Sky!

It is to laugh, if it wasn’t happening on our dime: No doubt most readers know of the $2.2 billion Ivanpah solar plant, a huge project in the Mojave Desert which is easily visible from many planes flying in the Los Angeles – Las Vegas vicinity. It has been controversial from even before its start

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Surely, the End Times are Upon Us!

When even Chris Tingles starts uttering coherent sentences displaying what might well be sentience, we can’t be far away from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Quoth Mr. “Tingles Up My Legs” about president Obola and his lickspittles: “The fact that this President is getting advice from people that say, ‘You’re always right,’ is the

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Wonder Why You, For the First Time, Can’t Get a Quote on Health Insurance for 2015 in November?

It’s because you’re living under the Most Transparent Administration in History™, that’s why. Because secrecy = transparency. Once again: 1984 was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual. Tell that to the next Prozi (Progressive Socialist(Democrat)) you meet. Preferably before you shoot him in the face. This year, for the first time in 20 years

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About the Chickenshit Controversy

We are, of course, referring to the “anonymous, high-ranking Obola official” who referred to Bibi Netanyahu as “chickenshit” here. First off, coming from a people with a sense of honour so ingrained that we’ve ofttimes got ourselves in trouble for sticking to it, our first reaction was to think “consider the source.” To be called

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The Spin Is In

White House officials are preemptively spinning a midterm defeat, and they’re using their own fantasies to do it. They’re starting to blame candidates for not supporting President Obama enough. As a top White House official told The Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty, “He doesn’t think they have any reason to run away from him. He thinks

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All He Needs is a Bunker and a Gun for His Dog

Don’t overthink things. Obama is a textbook narcissist, and must surely pore over every mention of his name in print — and yet still refuses to let the rats in his party jump off of his ship. They swim away in earnest, heads barely above water, but Titanic Captain B. H. Obama plucks them back

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Just One Question For the Leftards

Preznit Obola can barricade WWII vets from their monuments and ordinary American citizens from their own national parks, but he can’t barricade potential guaranteed Ebola carriers from entering our country? F.E.T.E. PS: All Hail Emperor Misha! (May Beers Be Upon Him)

King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute

Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.

Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please

About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying. And a leading example of

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Most Indifferent President Ever Gets Criticized, Blames “the Optics.”

Because, you know, it couldn’t have anything to do with Teh One Himself being an indifferent, lazy jackass. Within minutes of addressing the nation following the Islamic State’s brutal beheading of American journalist James Foley, President Barack Obama had resumed his August vacation on the golf course. More than a few observers, even the president’s

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And Caliph al-Bama Golfed On

Worthless piece of shit. Thatisall.

Just to Clear Up the Confusion

Since there still appears to be some regarding who owns the butchery that is Iraq now, at least among one person around here. This is for you, Deej: [youtube][/youtube] There, much better now, right? Thatisall.

Yes, Komrade Obama, YOU Built This!

His Imperial Majesty is about ready to explode here, but let’s get a few things settled first. Such as the question as to whether the genocidal mess in Iraq is Komrade Obama’s fault or not. Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2012: FACT: President Obama kept his promise to end the war in Iraq. Romney called the

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Emperor’s New Clothes Open Thread

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Israel Firmly Rejects John F’n Kerry’s Israeli Surrender Proposal

…and the Dept of the New Ummah under Caliph al-Obama immediately cry like whipped little girls that their Botox-faced coward and traitor got dissed (as we said, a day of much hilarity). The Obama administration pushed back strongly Monday at a torrent of Israeli criticism over Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest bid to secure

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