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Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 4, 2012
We hear a lot of blather about how the Ogabe Misadministration is ever so concerned about the Evil Rethugnicans “holding the middle class hostage” by refusing to extend the Bush Tax Cuts, but only for the middle class. The “rich” (those earning more than $250,000/year are apparently ‘rich’), on the other hand, must be soaked,
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 4, 2012
Something we desperately want to ask every single “pundit” on the so-called “right” whenever they go into deep, deep, thoughtful analyses about what “leverage” the GOP might have in the “Fiscal Cliff” negotiations. You, you over-educated morons who have not the slightest experience with, and even less understanding of, how the left operates, need to
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Categories: Restoring the Republic, RINO Traitors, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 54 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 2, 2012
Some Obamarrhoids are already expressing shock, SHOCK we tell you that their “lord and savior” doesn’t appear to be in the least bit interested in doing anything but what he’s been doing for four years already, which is systematically destroying everything that made this nation great. Prof. Jacobson has more, and wonders: It’s hard to
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 27, 2012
His Imperial Majesty has to admit that when news broke of General Petraeus’ peccadilloes, he felt a bit like he felt when he found out that Sammy Sosa had been using a corked bat. Only worse. Because His Sith Majesty is a huge fanboi when it comes to GEN Petraeus. Yes, we admit it, and
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 17 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 22, 2012
From Hot Air, yet another example of what we’re in for: Scarborough: But, we do hear from business owners, I’m sure you do too, that are now contemplating after the election… saying, ‘Gosh, I’m going to have to start keeping people under 30 hours… so ObamaCare doesn’t apply to me, I’m going to lose my
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 21, 2012
We were, as we mentioned, a bit confused when we heard that the BlightBringer’s pro-Islamist misadministration had muttered words sounding remarkably like “Israel has a right to defend herself” because it was so out of character. After all, pretty much every single one, and by saying that we mean “actually every single one”, of resident-select
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 10, 2012
We mean, seriously: Out of 175,554 registered voters, 247,713 vote cards were cast in St. Lucie County, Florida on Tuesday. Barack Obama won the county. When faced with the astronomical figures, Gertrude Walker, Supervisor of Elections for St. Lucie County, said she had no idea why turnout was so incredibly high. She was flabbergasted, saying,
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Categories: National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 22 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 7, 2012
You know, His Imperial Majesty’s initial reaction was pretty much in line with the “the nation has changed, it’s now a vast conglomerate of whiny pussies holding out for freebies and that’s why Romney lost” approach right up until he came across this particular data point that, quite frankly, has us scratching our head. So
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 6, 2012
And we are about to win. Big. Just a few last words. We heard that the BlightBringer tried to spike the has-been Laden Fish Sticks Football one last time in desperation before the vote. Yeah. About that. We have one response, and we wish we’d made the picture ourself: Obama bin-Imaginary Rambo didn’t kill fuck
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 4, 2012
Thanks to LC FrankOK, we bring you a little image to keep in mind if you find your determination and resolve flagging: Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 3, 2012
You know, we’ve always been great fans of Tom Lehrer, but we never realized that he’d made a song about the BlightBringer back when he’d barely been born: Amazing.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 1, 2012
We don’t give a flying fuck about “investigations” and about who the BlightBringer gets to fall on his or her sword. We already know all that we need to know. Americans were in peril. We had the assets to punish the fuck out of the ones responsible and, quite possibly and likely, save them. But
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 31, 2012
So, that massive early voter turnout advantage that the BlightBringer’s campaign (and Nate Silver, but we repeat ourself) is constantly babbling about to shore up their troops? Yeah, about that. Romney up 52-45 among early voters? Excuse us, but wasn’t that the impregnable bulwark of insuperable superiority behind which the Obungles Junta was going to
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 51 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 28, 2012
And now for your daily Anti-Doom-And-Gloom dose: Barring the October Surprise to End All October Surprises, and we don’t really see that happening considering how the Obumbles Junta is flailing ever more desperately at straws while the whole Benghazi Murder is certainly not going to get any less damaging for him and his blood-stained paws,
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Categories: Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 37 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on October 27, 2012
No, we’re not putting this up here to make you projectile vomit, although the reaction would be understandable, we’re putting it up here to show you just how flipping desperate the Ogabe Campaign is getting, urging young women to vote for Teh One™ because it’s like, you know, your first time, having sex with the
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