Posts belonging to Category Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure'

Meanwhile, in the Führerbunker

As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse

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Schadenfreude, Thou Wilt Be the Bane of Me…

Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show

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ObamaCare Clusterfuck, Day 49

Just cut the crap and repeal it already. No, that’s not us, that’s the, wait for it, Chicago Tribune. Those horrible, bomb-throwing, suicide vest wearing, arsonist hostage taker kidnapper RACISTS from Chicago. Oh wait, that’s no longer the approved Socialist Democrat talking point, is it? One question: Can one die from a popcorn overdose? Thatisall.

Lovely Bipartisanship!

Isn’t that what we’re told that we need more of? Isn’t that what the Liberal Fascist Party screams and howls about every time they can’t find GOP votes for their latest tyrannical power grab? They must be positively ecstatic now that Upton’s Keep Your Health Plan Act passed with a massive, bipartisan majority in the

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New York Slimes, The Grey Meth Whore, Digging Desperately for New Euphemisms

Because admitting that their god, the Lying King Obama, has lied is just too much to ask of their fine, libtard, nuanced minds. The split between lawmakers and the White House reflects the dilemma the president finds himself in as he seeks to follow through on last week’s acknowledgment about his incorrect promise on health

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Meet Edie, The First Entry on Obama’s Death Panel Kill List

…that we know of, at least. And you’d best hurry up meeting her, because his UnAffordable UnCare Act is in an awful hurry to get her killed off (h/t LC Gladiator). To “bend the cost curve”, we presume. Then again, he does freely admit that “he’s pretty good at killing people“, by which he means

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We Guess 16 Million Really WAS a Low Guess…

As far as “how many people will lose health insurance thanks to Reichsführer Hussein’s “healthcare” law” goes. Section 1251 of the Affordable Care Act contains what’s called a “grandfather” provision that, in theory, allows people to keep their existing plans if they like them. But subsequent regulations from the Obama administration interpreted that provision so

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Lying Liar-in-Chief Lying Swine Who Lies Blames Insurance Companies…

Of course. We were just waiting to see how long it would take for president ItWasn’tMEEEE to find somebody other than himself to blame this time. Originally, we were expecting the lying socialist scumbag to declare that “he’d only learned about his own 7 million times repeated lie about keeping your health care plan if

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“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It!”

And now, the truth: Well, part of it anyway. 2,000,000 people who obviously “didn’t like their plan” since they don’t get to keep it under Prince Barry’s Health Care Diktat is actually a low-ball estimate. It’s more likely to be around 16,000,000. No, you don’t get to keep your plan, and that is exactly what

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Still Fumbling About in the Dark for an Excuse for 404Care that Doesn’t Involve Their Jug-Eared Cult Leader

And being about as successful as you’d imagine when you think about a pointy-skulled leftist nutwad. (h/t Jeff Goldstein): It’s the latest chapter of Barack vs. the Health Care Killers, The Continuing Saga of Posturing, Bad Faith, Spite and Ineptitude. Remember the Bad Years of the Health Care Killers, 2000-2008? No healthcare anywhere. People were

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Wheels Coming off the Obama Klown Kar

Imagine His Imperial Majesty’s surprise when he found out that CBS’s 60 Minutes had been caught in yet another act of random journalism, exposing the Benghazi act of treason by Princess Barry and Hillary Cankles and calling them out on their lies… A few central points brought out in the open: 1) Benghazi was a

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Just About Sums it Up

Except, as a summary of Comrade Hussein’s Rose Garden photo op, it really is an insult to honest used car salesmen everywhere. Thatisall.

Well then, Let’s Get the Paperwork Started, Shall We?

Thanks to LC HempRopeAndStreetlight we learn that an Idiotarian over at the leftist propaganda broadsheet, Salon, is once again arguing that it’s about time that the leftists secede from America. Mind you, it’s nothing new for Chuck Thompson, he actually wrote an entire book saying the exact same thing. We think you can even buy

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404Care Funnies

We say “funnies”, because seriously, they are. The same way watching a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football is funny. Granted, it would be even more funny if our nation didn’t happen to be the actual football, but you get the idea. 1) Princess Barry just got done telling us that we just

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Tolko Vperyod!

Forwards, Comrades! Except… Comrade Stalin… the Comrades over at the Kostards aren’t happy: My wife and I just got our updates from Kaiser telling us what our 2014 rates will be. Her monthly has been $168 this year, mine $150. We have a high deductible. We are generally healthy people who don’t go to the

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