Posts belonging to Category Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure'

And I thought Ron Paul was a raving nutter…..

Source Outgoing senior Obama adviser John Podesta reflected on his latest White House stint Friday, listing his favorite moments and biggest regrets from the past year. Chief among them: depriving the American people of the truth about UFOs Yep you read that right. It isnt the economy that matters Or personal freedoms Or the 2nd

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Of Liars, Pussies and Frothing Anti-Semites

Yes, we realize that we could just write about the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the White House and have covered all of those bases, but we like to spread the disdain a bit. So there’s this guy on NBC, some teleprompter-reading monkey who calls himself a “newsman” because he can read aloud,

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“Even Fox News is outraged at Boehner and Netanyahu’s plan to undermine Obama”

Funny, I dont recall Fox News or anyone else getting their panties in a bunch when that classless, brainless waste of space they have the chutzpah to call a “President” came here and took a dump on OUR Prime Minister. In case anyone is curious, here’s what happened: Lost in the shuffle of Obama’s immigration

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The “Intelligence” Committee Report on Benghazi

First off, His Imperial Majesty would really like it if we could all just stop using the word “intelligence” within 600 statutory miles of anything having to do with Washington DC. It only tends to make everybody look silly. While they laugh their arses off. And vomit. Second, if you’d like to read an excellent

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Welcome to the Imperial Presidency

And no, sadly, not the Imperial presidency of His Imperial Majesty, Misha I, but that of His Colossal Ineptitude, princess Obola I. So Empress Obola, safe in her knowledge that nothing would happen if she did so (nothing ever happened on the umpty-million times she took a piss on the Constitution and ruled by fiat

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King Obola: “I Just Read About This Gruber Guy in the Newspapers!”

Filed as “most unsurprising headline of the year.” “I just heard about this,” Obama said at a new conference, after wrapping up two days of meetings with world leaders here at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it

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Don’t Be Stupid Be a Smarty, Come On, Join the Prozi Party!

Next up: We need the Nanny State to control your food production and intake from taco to turd! Because yes, you idiot rubes (who we love so very much and fight, fight, FIGHT for every day!) can’t be trusted with what you put in your pie holes either. No, Prozis are not at ALL totalitarian!

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That Damned Lazy Fireball in the Sky!

It is to laugh, if it wasn’t happening on our dime: No doubt most readers know of the $2.2 billion Ivanpah solar plant, a huge project in the Mojave Desert which is easily visible from many planes flying in the Los Angeles – Las Vegas vicinity. It has been controversial from even before its start

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Surely, the End Times are Upon Us!

When even Chris Tingles starts uttering coherent sentences displaying what might well be sentience, we can’t be far away from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Quoth Mr. “Tingles Up My Legs” about president Obola and his lickspittles: “The fact that this President is getting advice from people that say, ‘You’re always right,’ is the

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Wonder Why You, For the First Time, Can’t Get a Quote on Health Insurance for 2015 in November?

It’s because you’re living under the Most Transparent Administration in History™, that’s why. Because secrecy = transparency. Once again: 1984 was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual. Tell that to the next Prozi (Progressive Socialist(Democrat)) you meet. Preferably before you shoot him in the face. This year, for the first time in 20 years

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About the Chickenshit Controversy

We are, of course, referring to the “anonymous, high-ranking Obola official” who referred to Bibi Netanyahu as “chickenshit” here. First off, coming from a people with a sense of honour so ingrained that we’ve ofttimes got ourselves in trouble for sticking to it, our first reaction was to think “consider the source.” To be called

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The Spin Is In

White House officials are preemptively spinning a midterm defeat, and they’re using their own fantasies to do it. They’re starting to blame candidates for not supporting President Obama enough. As a top White House official told The Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty, “He doesn’t think they have any reason to run away from him. He thinks

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All He Needs is a Bunker and a Gun for His Dog

Don’t overthink things. Obama is a textbook narcissist, and must surely pore over every mention of his name in print — and yet still refuses to let the rats in his party jump off of his ship. They swim away in earnest, heads barely above water, but Titanic Captain B. H. Obama plucks them back

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Just One Question For the Leftards

Preznit Obola can barricade WWII vets from their monuments and ordinary American citizens from their own national parks, but he can’t barricade potential guaranteed Ebola carriers from entering our country? F.E.T.E. PS: All Hail Emperor Misha! (May Beers Be Upon Him)

King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute

Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.