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“Jawohl, Mein Führer!”

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You Don’t SAY???

We’re shocked, SHOCKED we tell you (but not nearly as shocked as LC & IB Ace who may not be as shocked as he pretends to be, knowing him): President Barack Obama has thrown his acting IRS commissioner overboard, making Steven Miller the highest-ranking political casualty thus far in a series of scandals that have

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But None Dare Call it Tyranny

OK, so that’s not entirely true, plenty of us have absolutely no trouble calling liberal fascist tyranny by its true name, it’s just that so very many, a lot of them allegedly on “our side”, can’t get enough of telling those of us who worry about government overreach, corruption and deliberate and targeted destruction of

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“But You Don’t NEED Magazines With More Than 7 Rounds, Peasants!”

Apart from the obvious answer to that statist, fascist bullshit which is “what I don’t NEED is to justify my exercise of my Constitutional, G-d given, unalienable fucking RIGHTS and I’ll fucking well KILL you motherfucking Nazis if you don’t shut right the fuck UP”, here’s another answer that needs to go right the fuck

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You Don’t Say? Tyrant Thugs Acting Like Tyrant Thugs to Silence Whistleblowers?

Well knock us over with a damn feather, why don’t you? Obama administration officials threatened whistle-blowers on Benghazi-Lawyer At least four career officials at the State Department and the Central Intelligence Agency have retained lawyers or are in the process of doing so, as they prepare to provide sensitive information about the Benghazi attacks to

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And Now, the Video that You’ve All Been Waiting For

Must credit The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler™ and, of course, in even higher measure, the genius MrHiBeta who put this together:

Your Bitter Tears, Jugears, They Sustain and Nourish Me

We guess somebody’s hope to disarm the unruly peasants was brutally dashed against the hard rocks of reality today. Oh happy, happy joy joy. Yes, we know full well that this won’t stop the Democrat ProgNazis any more than it’s stopped them before, they’ll be back, but we did so enjoy watching Commissar Petukh Obongo

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Heckuva Job, Barry

Since everybody’s talking about Boston, something that’s bound to happen when you’re governed by a regime that does everything it can to let the world know that we’re not in any way, shape, form of fashion make our enemies hurt over incidents of “man made disasters”, we noted that the only suspect that the media

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Of Coughs, Phlegm and General Malaise

“General Malaise” being the medical catch-all phrase that His Imperial Majesty learned in school for “I don’t know, doc, I just feel blech”, since “patient feels blech” doesn’t look very professional in writing. Caught ourself a secondary just as soon as we’d triumphantly announced that we’d beaten off the first bug, so off we went

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Get Well, Hillary

We realize that Hillary Clinton won’t be testifying today because she had one too many and fell off her broom. According to her “doctors”, that is. She’s allegedly going to testify some time in January when things have died down, er, she’s gotten better, at which point it will be largely irrelevant since half a

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We Absolutely Need to Do Something About This Whole Putting Guns in the Hands of Murderers Problem

And the guilty parties need to be brought to justice and punished to the fullest extent of the law and THEN some. WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – A gun found at the scene of a shootout between a Mexican drug cartel and soldiers where a beauty queen died was part of the botched “Fast and Furious” operation,

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Pro-Shooting Democrat Fascist To Reinstate “Protect Criminals Bill”

After she’s been sitting on it for a year, waiting for a bunch of bloodied corpses to wave around over her head while trying to make life safer for mass murderers and other scum. Never one to let a crisis go to waste, Senator Diane Feinstein breathlessly announced yesterday on Meet The Press that she

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Other Leftist Union Swine News That Won’t Actually Make the, You Know, News (UPDATED)

Looks like the out of control leftist swine also known as Obama’s Stormtroopers were on a roll the other day, taking out anything in their path that looked like it might be Teh Enemy™. Such as the hot dog stand of a black guy name of Clint Tarver. It’s not known to us (or anybody

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Leftards Keep Being Predictable

As in Lansing, MI, where leftist union brownshirts, once again, assembled a mob and started behaving like howling, violent savages. Which should be no surprise seeing as that is who and what they are. Apart from brandishing knives with which they cut down a tent set up by Americans for Prosperity with 30-40 people still

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You Fucked Up. You Trusted Him

Muahahahahaha! After Detroit turned out en masse to vote for the BlightBringer’s Second Term of Free Rubbers and ObamaPhones, they’re not feeling the love the way they expected (via BadBlue): City Council member JoAnn Watson said Tuesday the citizens support of Obama in last month’s election was enough reason for the president to bailout the

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