Posts belonging to Category Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure'

The Spin Is In

White House officials are preemptively spinning a midterm defeat, and they’re using their own fantasies to do it. They’re starting to blame candidates for not supporting President Obama enough. As a top White House official told The Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty, “He doesn’t think they have any reason to run away from him. He thinks

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All He Needs is a Bunker and a Gun for His Dog

Don’t overthink things. Obama is a textbook narcissist, and must surely pore over every mention of his name in print — and yet still refuses to let the rats in his party jump off of his ship. They swim away in earnest, heads barely above water, but Titanic Captain B. H. Obama plucks them back

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Just One Question For the Leftards

Preznit Obola can barricade WWII vets from their monuments and ordinary American citizens from their own national parks, but he can’t barricade potential guaranteed Ebola carriers from entering our country? F.E.T.E. PS: All Hail Emperor Misha! (May Beers Be Upon Him)

King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute

Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.

Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please

About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying. And a leading example of

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Most Indifferent President Ever Gets Criticized, Blames “the Optics.”

Because, you know, it couldn’t have anything to do with Teh One Himself being an indifferent, lazy jackass. Within minutes of addressing the nation following the Islamic State’s brutal beheading of American journalist James Foley, President Barack Obama had resumed his August vacation on the golf course. More than a few observers, even the president’s

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And Caliph al-Bama Golfed On

Worthless piece of shit. Thatisall.

Just to Clear Up the Confusion

Since there still appears to be some regarding who owns the butchery that is Iraq now, at least among one person around here. This is for you, Deej: There, much better now, right? Thatisall.

Yes, Komrade Obama, YOU Built This!

His Imperial Majesty is about ready to explode here, but let’s get a few things settled first. Such as the question as to whether the genocidal mess in Iraq is Komrade Obama’s fault or not. Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2012: FACT: President Obama kept his promise to end the war in Iraq. Romney called the

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Emperor’s New Clothes Open Thread

Thatisall.

Israel Firmly Rejects John F’n Kerry’s Israeli Surrender Proposal

…and the Dept of the New Ummah under Caliph al-Obama immediately cry like whipped little girls that their Botox-faced coward and traitor got dissed (as we said, a day of much hilarity). The Obama administration pushed back strongly Monday at a torrent of Israeli criticism over Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest bid to secure

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The Coyote-In-Chief Strikes Again

Imagine reading these headlines before 2009:  “Endless wave of illegal immigrants floods Rio Grande valley.”  “Unaccompanied alien children being relocated across the country.”  “Texas Rancher finds Urdu dictionary along illegal immigrant pathway.”  “68,000 illegal immigrants with criminal records caught and released in 2013.” They are not easy to find now, as the captured media are

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Quick, What’s LOWER than What is Lower than Whale Shit?

Our mentally deficient criminal in chief, that’s who: Responding to criticism of the trade for the first time, Mr. Obama dismissed questions about whether the freed prisoner, Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, deserved special efforts, given reports that he deserted his post in combat. And the president said he had opted not to notify Congress in advance

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Watching the Republic Die

You know, there comes a point when you have to start wondering… There are historians, and His Imperial Majesty sees their point, who claim that the Emperor Caligula wasn’t so much insane as he was putting on a giant Performance Art Masterpiece. You know, along the lines of “seriously, those stuffed togas in the Senate

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SCOAMF paid the Dane

You snivelling,mewling,puking, appeasing COWARD