Posts belonging to Category Regressive Utopianism'

Seriously…we already knew you had no credibility..

Looking at the LameStream media™ you’d think that God Himself (Beg pardon, Lord) had descended from on high to bestow His blessings The literal joygasms, gloating and outright sickening fawning over a doddering old fool who wont hold office more than a few months are enough to make anyone throw up. I am awaiting the

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You Are Not Allowed To See This

Millennial Millie (Millie Weaver) had not hit my radar much until I heard last week that she had been arrested, and as I dug further into the story, I learned that her arrest came one day before she was planning to release a documentary she was calling “ShadowGate”. Apparently an associate of hers was able

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On tearing down statues and the current victim industry

We have all seen it. We have all seen where this may head. Black armband history, screaming mobs baying for blood in the name of “racist pasts”. Statues being torn down in the name of ” racist acts in history”. Revisionist history. Professional victimhood. From Bradbury’s classic novel: “Colored people don’t like Little Black Sambo.

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Free Range Goodness!

It seems to be all the rage these days. Free Range. Free Range Chicken, the cluckers get to roam around a pristine emerald green grassy field under an azure blue sky, whiling away their days bathed in lemon yellow sunshine. Right up until they are nice and plump….then  Ol’ Farmer Brown whacks their head off

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A Question For The TransQueerLesboWhateverTheFuckThey’reCalling ThemselvesThisWeek Community

If you’re so fucking “brave”, “progressive” and “inclusive”, why don’t you “tolerant” fuckweasels go and try to force a Moose-slime bakery or a mosque to cater to your “marriage” demands? We’ll be waiting, with incredibly bated breath, for your “enlightened reasoning”. F.E.T.E.

I dont know which is worse

A few days ago, this happened. Link Several British police forces have questioned newsagents in an attempt to monitor sales of a special edition of Charlie Hebdo magazine following the Paris attacks, the Guardian has learned. Officers in Wiltshire, Wales and Cheshire have approached retailers of the magazine, it has emerged, as concerns grew about

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British nannies set new standard in utter idiocy

Source An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile. No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right. “We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in. So not only is

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Please no one tell Piers Morgan, he’d have a stroke

source Well done to the police. FOUR men have been arrested for allegedly plotting a terror attack possibly to coincide with this Remembrance Day weekend. Um…what? It is understood police were suspecting a gun attack rather than bomb plot. I an having a hard problem believing this. Wasnt it the Brits who told us their

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Just to Clear Up the Confusion

Since there still appears to be some regarding who owns the butchery that is Iraq now, at least among one person around here. This is for you, Deej: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1gdpEFAzg[/youtube] There, much better now, right? Thatisall.

Welcome to the Rustbelt – Enjoy your stay.

As a former denizen of the RustBelt I’d like to extend a hearty “Hi-ho Neighbor!” To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous “RustBelt” Welcome to the suck folks!! Wait a minute – the Rust Belt is places like  MI, OH, & PA isn’t it? Isn’t that where

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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The “Empathy” of the Loony Left

It’s Saturday, so it’s time for Steyn, who this weeks talks about the strange version of “empathy” the Prognazis employ. You know, the kind of “empathy” that extends only to the “right” of pregnant women to exterminate their “fetuses”, but certainly not to the parents of children who died before or immediately after birth. Witness

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FDR, Greatest President EVAH!

His Imperial Majesty is currently going through his copy of the Politically Incorrect Guide to American History that a kind reader sent to us, and it is certainly enlightening, to say the very least. And yes, that was a British Understatement™. It is chock full of un-PC goodness squashed utterly in what passes for “education”

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Cooking the Books

Listen, His Imperial Majesty is as happy as the next guy to hear that the economy added 120,000 jobs in November. Granted, they’re mostly temp jobs for the holidays which will disappear in a *poof* of smoke come January, but even a temp job is better than no job in the dreary mess that Comrade

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