Posts belonging to Category Economic Fail'

Hope you got some candles, Barry White music and a nice red wine….then bend over

And you thought Carter left a mess?  You ain’t seen nothi’n yet so enjoy your favorite NFL game while pondering this…from Free North Carolina posted in full: Oh yeah, if you think Mittens is going to fix this I got some prime Everglades farmland in Florida to sell you. 100 Days Until Taxmageddon Sunday will

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Yeah, Firemen do

One for your morning coffee via a train wreck in maxwell

It’s the Economy, Party of Stoopid!

Todd Akins is sacrificed on the alter of political correctness, but unfortunately for his addle-pated GOP executioners, he won’t hold still for the killing stroke.  OblameBush‘s fifth column in the fourth estate wields Tropical Storm Isaac like a chainsaw in a ‘B’ grade horror movie to threaten the RNC in Tampa.  The forecast calls for

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Gee, Poindexter, You Don’t SAY?

The economy must be getting bad out there, since See-B.S. is now allowing their writers to acknowledge what’s been obvious since, we don’t know, 2009 to anybody who wasn’t a board certified Ogabe Scrote-Licker. The depression is here — it’s just invisible The Great Depression that Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke claims to have averted

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Oh Spare Us!

Post #2,336 in the Blogosphere about how ObamaNomics are really hurting young people the most. No, we don’t mean “spare us the post”, because there is nothing that is not absolutely true about it, and it certainly wouldn’t be a waste of time to read it. It sums up the dismal future for youngsters thanks

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And you thought they charged your NoK for just the bullet

Via Ace: Oh, Boy: PEPCO Hitting Cutstomers With Special Charge… To Cover The Income They Lost When They Couldn’t Sell Power During Their Blackout What? Huh? Yup. Just so you understand: Some people in the area afflicted by the derecho went without power for a week. People were, understandably, hopping mad at the power companies

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The Economy is Doing Just Fine

You know what else the shaded area indicates? The beginning of the first budget issued by the Socialist Democrat Congress. But it’s ALL BUSH’S FAULT! Right. Next. Thatisall.


The Supreme Court ruled that while it may be unconstitutional under the Commerce Clause, it is constitutional as a tax. Interestingly, in practice it is a tax that corporations and unions who contribute to the Democratic Party are exempt from. [preceding sentence added after publication -SB] The terms of rule by the government have been

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Where Are They Now?

$3.19/gallon? Good times, GOOD TIMES! Yet not as much as the sound of crickets is to be heard now that the ProgNazis’ Unser Fubar has knocked prices so far up that those days seem like a Golden Age. Standards, good. Double standards, TWICE as good! Hypocritical, lying, fascist economy wreckers. Thatisall.

Be Careful What You Wish For, Fiddy2ers…

You just might get it (h/t Cold Fury). As we’re all struggling to pay for whatever gas the Ogabe Junta will let us have, it is at least a small comfort for us to see that the ones voting for the Food Stamp Algae president are the ones getting hit the hardest by the Rape

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New(t)s Updates

Sorry about the lack of free ice cream around these parts (and a huge thanks to the Imperial Staff for providing the updates that have appeared!), but His Imperial Majesty is still battling a bug that just won’t leave, thanks mainly to the weather in the Imperial State not being able to make its mind

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More Americans Give Up Trying To Find A Job, Disappear From Statistics

Which, bring on the trumpet fanfares, leads to a magical “drop” in unemployment! Hooray! We’re finally beginning to see Ogabe’s plan here: By November, every single unemployed American will have long given up on finding a job in Ogabe’s fascist control economy, leading to an unemployment level of 0% since, according to the statistical reindeer

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Hooray for Double-Speak!

Presented without further ado, the Quote of the Day from Bill Quick: Okay, explain something to me, please. The fellating tools and hack propagandists at the Washington Post assure us that if a tax cut less than a year old is not renewed, then we will be getting a tax increase. Yet not renewing a

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Cooking the Books

Listen, His Imperial Majesty is as happy as the next guy to hear that the economy added 120,000 jobs in November. Granted, they’re mostly temp jobs for the holidays which will disappear in a *poof* of smoke come January, but even a temp job is better than no job in the dreary mess that Comrade

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Boy, Did the Demoncraps Blow it With the StuporCommittee

“What?”, you say. Has His Imperial Maliciousness been smoking something he shouldn’t have? Au contraire. As an introduction, we’re sure that you’re aware that Pat Toomey (RINO squish – PA) had been trying to capitulate to the Marxists on the StuporCommittee by giving them some tax hikes. It didn’t get a lot of press, but

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