My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s

On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit I leave you with this

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Low Bridge, everybody DUCK!!!!

It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.

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Time to put the dog…er…goanna out..

Here in Australia, we dont do small. We dont do harmless. And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N96QZ8ewm_c[/youtube]

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Now this has GOT to hurt

Piers Morgan opened his mouth. Inserted his feet. And was promptly smacked upside the head in EPIC fashion.

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Be afraid….not for the faint of heart

I was looking for something to brighten my evening when I came across..this. That sudden spasm you will get in your calves? Is the cramp you get when you instinctively slam your foot on an imaginary brake [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNap4ii460s[/youtube] They are amongst us….

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And for a change of pace, we pause for a moment of artistic excellence

Let it never be said that conservatives cannot appreciate the finer things in life [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFb_AERKha8[/youtube] I am informed that it is the newest in a series of cutting edge feminist art pieces. Enjoy

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King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute

Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.

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People really ARE this stupid?????

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n02qgqtpRKY#t=48[/youtube] Words fail me……

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The new and improved ObamaCare – Now even more addictive!!

You just can’t make this stuff up… One has to wonder – is this damn law so unpopular that even drug dealers are making mock of it now? Bags of Heroin labeled “Obama Care” Random Thoughts on “Obama Care”: Damn, can’t a body even get high anymore without King Bammy sticking his nose in? Obama

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Parenting – You’re doing it wrong

While there are certainly enough bits and bytes being burned on the happenings in Boston to keep the inter-tube flooded for a good long while there’s something that came across my radar that – I’m taking a dim view of, maybe I am over reacting. This is a picture supposedly from the Boston area during

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Shamelessly Stolen from Soylent Green

Apparently, Nobody On Teh Twit Thought This Joke Was Funny “I’m Rick James, motherfucker!”  

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If this was anybody but the Vice President…

They would get an up close and personal introduction to what a group of hardcore bikers will do to you if you ever fuck with their scooters or their old ladies.  Please note the eyes… Therightscoop via the JAWA:  

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Cute little things, ain’t they?

Since Misha gave me the keys to this rig I’m gonna drive the shit out of it like I stole motherfucker.  Somebody call Sheriff John Bunnell From Green Mountains Homesteading I added my captions…feel free to add your own  

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Presented W/O comment

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And For Something Completely Different…..[Spew Warning]

I found this site: dbagging while mindlessly surfing today. It’s loaded with some classic douchebag photos. Here’s one of them: What the fuck is this thing? Male, female or alien species. Regardless, that’s a douchebag. And this is the best (IMHO) douchebag over there: Nice pearl necklace there. Did your boyfriend give that to ya?

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