Posts belonging to Category Glowbull Wormening Scam'

Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)

Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick to their frozen groinal regions. Xue Long notified AMSA at 1pm AEDT this afternoon it has concerns about their ability to move through heavy ice

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The Continuing Adventures of the Clitanic

It’s already covered in the post below by our very own Imperial Torturer (if you lazy buggers bothered to follow the link, that is), but we thought it worth mentioning that the Australian ice breaker, Aurora Australis, has given up trying to rescue the Gorebull Wormening Cultists from themselves and their incandescent idiocy. The Aurora

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Kosmic Karmic Klimacomedy

In an ironic twist of fate that is so comical that Keepers of the Fates are pissing themselves from fits of laughter, the Apostles of the Church of Algorean Asininity who are stuck in non-existent ice aboard the SS Klimate Klusterfuck have asked for REAL, UNADJUSTED weather data from none other than the Sultan of

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And Now For Some SchadenPr0n…

Sorry, we served up the last penis jokes for lunch yesterday, but at least this story, brought to our attention by LC Just Another Random Nut, GLOR, has quite a few dickheads in it, so we’re just going to throw it out there. No, it’s not about 404Care for once. We can only point fingers

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Dude, Where’s My Northwest Passage?

Oh giggle, oh snort, oh guffaw, oh BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Angry Web Master, LC & IB, brings our attention to an article of pure hilarity that ought to put a smile on everybody’s face. The naïve advice of ardent activists can kill. Last spring, Paul Beckwith of Sierra Club Canada predicted that the Arctic seas would

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The Many Faces of Global Warmening/Climate Change/The Weather

Because there’s absolutely nothing it cannot do, and that includes warming us up until we freeze to death. But it’s still warming, you deniers, racists, ignoramuses and H8Rs! Because shut up! (thanks to Andy from AoSHQ): There has been a 60 per cent increase in the amount of ocean covered with ice compared to this

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EnviroMENTAList

All’s I can say is she’s lucky it wasn’t me. Faced with the aggressive in your face attitude this woman displayed – depending on my own mood at the moment she might have been met with one of three or maybe four responses. An Apology – Highly unlikely, but sometimes it’s simply not even worth

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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The Green Fail Marches On

That flushing sound you hear is another $50 million taxpayer dollars going down the shitter of Teh Won’s™ Green Energy policy. Vestas Cuts 800 North American Jobs As Orders Slow As many governments are hitting the skids financially, silly taxpayer dollar slurping schemes to save Gaia are falling by the wayside as they should. Danish

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The Hell You Say! Glowbull Wormening Regulation Hurts the Economy???

Whoever could have foreseen? Nevermind. We’re sure that ThinkRegress.com will soon let us all know that the coming massive California price hikes on, well, everything are actually huge tax cuts or something. The California Manufacturers and Technology Association released a new report last week that suggests costs associated with AB 32 may be a lot

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Scammer Sells Indulgences, Idiotarians Fall For It

Thanks to a tip from an equally outraged Imperial Mopester, who doesn’t much like it when somebody steals his shtick (we can’t link since the Associated (with terrorists) Press still hasn’t paid us for the linkage we’ve provided them over the years): BALTIMORE (AP) — A Maryland man faces trial in a $9.1 million fraud

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Glowbull Wormening Strikes Again as Hell Europe Freezes Over

But remember, children: When it gets colder, it’s just “weather”, no matter how often it happens and how much of a pattern is developing. One hot summer’s day, on the other hand, is “irrefutable evidence that you need to have your SUV taken away at gunpoint and be forced to buy a Chevy Doltswagen™. “Bosnian

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So What Are Those Glowbull Wormening Loony Cultists in Durban Up To These Days?

So glad you asked, and the gentlemen at Watts Up With That have a nice summary for you. Their whole wish list of retarded, ludicrous, unrealistic and genocidal “demands” is pure comedy gold from one end to the other. Provided, of course, that they never get their way on any of them which, thankfully, seems

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Assholes, Charlatans, Frauds & Libelers (Yeah, We’re Talking About AGW’rs)

After having their Great Goreacle’s Glow Bull Worming Scam™ being torn to tatters on an almost daily basis, Kevin Trenberth, John Abraham and Peter Gleick decide to go “All-In” and proceed to stick their shriveled cranks into the nearest solar-powered, CFL-rated light socket, hoping that they’d be able to salvage even an iota of their

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Breaking News: Earth’s Climate Controlled by that Giant Ball of Fire in the Sky!

What’s it called again? Oh yes, the Sun. The science is now all-but-settled on global warming, convincing new evidence demonstrates, but Al Gore, the IPCC and other global warming doomsayers won’t be celebrating. The new findings point to cosmic rays and the sun — not human activities — as the dominant controller of climate on

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