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Our old friend Bill Quick nails it with that new name for the Peepul’s Republik of Kalifornistan. A Southern California couple received a letter from Glendora city officials threatening to fine them $500 if they don’t get their sun-scorched brown lawn green again, reports AP. We’re just scratching our head here trying to figure out

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May You Live in Interesting Times

It would seem that we are, indeed. So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it

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Different Century, Same Old Socialists

Except now they call themselves Democrat Socialists instead of National Socialists, but they haven’t change one bit otherwise. While paleoswinians celebrate the kidnapping (and murder) of Israeli teenagers, as those sloped forehead simian subhuman scum are wont to do: …Democrat Socialist voters (ProZis) have another Hate-In in Seattle to protest Israel’s stubborn insistence on defending

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“The Dog Ate My Emails”

Oh yes, now pull the other one. Lois Lerner, the she-wolf of the Waffen-IRS, the one who carefully orchestrated, at the behest of her lord and master, Barack the Jugeared, the deliberate and targeted persecution of conservative organizations trying to upset Barackovich’s reelection, appears to have “lost” all of the emails that would prove her

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The Naked, Unvarnished Truth

If there’s a Rant Hall of Fame, this one should be right up there in the Pantheon of all-time greatest hits. Before you go and click on the link, be sure to empty your bladder, grab a fresh beverage to sooth your throat from shouting “Fuck YEAH!”, over and over, as you read the post.

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Oh, is that so, You Old Pederast?

Harry Dingy Screed, the most perverted, corrupt, lying, thieving, felonious piece of shit to ever disgrace our nation is now up there calling patriots “terrorists” because they foiled his land grab in Nevada by daring to disagree with FedGovCo thinking it has the right to “own” 87% of a sovereign state. “Those people who hold

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The Koch Brothers… Is There Anything They CAN’T Do?

We don’t know why the Democrat National Socialists don’t just stop beating around the bush and just go straight to calling them JOOOOOS already. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Thursday accused Republicans of holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers. Because of course they did. Listen, we’re

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So, Leftists, How Are You Liking the Consequences of Your Votes?

Getting a bit peeved, it would seem. If only they could make the synaptic connection between their votes and the results of their messiah’s policies, that is. Which they can’t. (h/t Ace). After overcoming website glitches Still clinging bitterly to calling the sinking of the Titanic plus the crash of the Hindenburg times a hundred

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Well… We’d Have Been Surprised If The Bastard HADN’T Done This

So we just learned that the Lying Moslem King Obama offered his pisslamist friends in Tehran another Munich deal. Do go ahead and read it if you like, but the Cliff’s Notes version is that we throw money at the Mad Mullahs who have sworn, over and over again, to nuke our Israeli allies, we

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We See What You Did There…

And so did everybody else capable of reading a 1st grade textbook without moving his lips. Step 1: In a pathetic attempt at avoiding election consequences for the most colossal clusterfuck in the history of the United States and to try to pass blame for it on the insurance industry, illegally offer a “delay” of

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Schadenfreude, Thou Wilt Be the Bane of Me…

Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show

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ObamaCare Clusterfuck, Day 49

Just cut the crap and repeal it already. No, that’s not us, that’s the, wait for it, Chicago Tribune. Those horrible, bomb-throwing, suicide vest wearing, arsonist hostage taker kidnapper RACISTS from Chicago. Oh wait, that’s no longer the approved Socialist Democrat talking point, is it? One question: Can one die from a popcorn overdose? Thatisall.

Tough Love

OK, so the fix really was in in VA and the “Old Dominion” appears to have well and truly accepted Stalin’s offer and meekly put on their chains. Jefferson et al must be drafting a motion in the hereafter to never ever let it be known where they came from, ever again. But that’s not

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It’s the Apocalypse!!11!!

It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for

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We Guess 16 Million Really WAS a Low Guess…

As far as “how many people will lose health insurance thanks to Reichsführer Hussein’s “healthcare” law” goes. Section 1251 of the Affordable Care Act contains what’s called a “grandfather” provision that, in theory, allows people to keep their existing plans if they like them. But subsequent regulations from the Obama administration interpreted that provision so

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