Fa Cube Itches: we’re merely pointing out that wearing the uniform doesn’t mean that you’re forever above any sort...
Terrapod: Snerk! Nothing better than blue on blue warfare news to start the morning off right(and covfefe of...
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: They keep putting sugar in their gas tank and can’t figure out why they...
angrywebmaster: Wouldn’t it be amusing if Schifthead actually lost his seat in 2020? – Those who live by...
Igor, Imperial Booby: Hmmm… they left Mittens out of it… Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Just watching Piglousy’s rubber face melting and eyes bugging out while...
Emperor Misha I: Hitler was a troubled war vet who committed suicide. Obviously WWII was a cry for help! OK, I...
LCBren: An “:austere Islamic scholar” who crawled into a tunnel, dragged three children with him and... Fa Cube Itches: our first thought was Bezo’s hobby blog eulogizing Adolf Hitler as a great community organizer,... Terrapod: Being of a logical nature and a long time student of U.S. politics, it is apparent to me that no leaks of...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Warren. 80 million gun owners. Mitt and Kasich notably working the other side of the fence. angrywebmaster: Depends who wins the next election and who starts the ball rolling. LC Wil, S.C.E.: Been watching the news. Greetings from the outer reaches of the Empire. Let me see . . . 450 –...
LC hilljohnny: sad to say, Mike Jones has passed. rest in peace, rottie.
dasbow: At least there’s still good news out there. https://www.forbes.com/sites/t edreed/2019/10/13/this-t-... LCBren: BC..it feels like yesterday…Id just signed up to the Rott back during Pres. Bush’s term..where...
BC, Imperial Torturer: Miss Deb, The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ is reserved for those who have committed... LCBren: I remember most his quiet and very calm matter of fact style. He always struck me as someone who understood... Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Thank you Deej. That means alot to me.
Opposable Thumbs: I have always been the “Loyal Dissent” here, but I have always held the highest...
irish19: I dunno. I think a certain amount of extra training for carrying in a school would not be amiss. Maybe not... irish19: Same thing here in Ill-annoy. irish19: Must be nice to have money.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: That’s easy. It’s to make it so arduous that no one will complete the... LCBren: Cant see how…10th amendment. I can see how the states would react..and the liberals would fight it...Source Teachers at schools in Florida will be carrying guns in the classroom from today under a law designed to stop school massacres. Oh, it will, I can gaurantee it. There is one reason and ONE REASON ALONE these massacres took place: Under the program, which passed the Florida legislature in May and will be
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But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I’m sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well, the blame for nobody knowing what was going on, that is. All it was was a site migration of which we had been warned more
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…by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland “cops”, why don’t you just quit the pretense, put on a pussyhat, grab the nearest bike lock and go join your Pantifa friends? If nothing else, you at least
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So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M’kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it’s not like the swine didn’t have ample reason to want himself dead, considering the kind of “life” he could look forward to. But there are a few points that keep stinking
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A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no less than two months of administrative leave, or until the current turmoil has calmed down somewhat! It’s almost as if we’re bloody psychic or something!
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Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein “suicide”, wrote a long letter to the AG. Still, he does make some good points. His Imperial Majesty, being all-knowing, the Emperor of the Known Universe and Outlying Galaxies etc. etc., has taken it upon himself
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Yes, we know, shocking, isn’t it? Who could have possibly seen this one coming? We’re not even going to pretend to be saddened that Jeffrey the Pedo Epstein is now residing in Hell where he belongs, it’s just so very convenient that he croaks right now, the day after a whole bunch of documents regarding
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What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, “The Day Trump Won Re-election.” We didn’t sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor to stomach, but now we almost wish we had. Because watching the criminal fool, Herr Müller of the Gestapo, being humiliated for hours on end
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Yet another random thought. Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore. All the epidemics minus the desire to get
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…and it’s an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts due to death threats lodged against their family from the left. The 8-year-old actress’s parents reportedly provided an update Wednesday on the Twitter account @SickenTirade:
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Well whaddayaknow: BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBMA) It has been two years (almost to the day) since former Attorney General Lorretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton met secretly on a Phoenix tarmac. You remember, right? That was back when Jugear’s FIB was busy whitewashing the Felonia v. Pantsuit illegal server “matter”, at least if their own
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We’re still trying to desperately to figure out why we should care one iota about the Trump Administration enforcing laws that were signed by Bill “Put Some Ice on That” Clinton, and we’re still failing utterly. Of course, it doesn’t help that the “horrific” pictures of “children in cages” came from pro-open borders demonstrations where
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Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after
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It appears that Captain Robert “Ahab” Mueller has finally caught sight of… er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe? Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to one count of fibbing to the FIB (not a typo) about how, in minute detail, he was doing his job as part of the transitional
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Lois “Heydrich” Lerner, for some reason we surely can’t fathom, appears to be ever so concerned about the public finding out the details about what she and her fellow fascists were doing during the days of the Obumfuck Regime: Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her
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