Posts belonging to Category “Law” of the Land'
Posted by LCBren on December 18, 2019
In what was a foregone conclusion, the sore loser Democraps voted to impeach. Polls for the President are soaring, as anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together (which of course is two more than the average Dem politician) saw this coming. Saw it for what it is, and always will be. In
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Posted by LCBren on October 1, 2019
Source Teachers at schools in Florida will be carrying guns in the classroom from today under a law designed to stop school massacres. Oh, it will, I can gaurantee it. There is one reason and ONE REASON ALONE these massacres took place: Under the program, which passed the Florida legislature in May and will be
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Good News, Gun Fearing Wussies | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 30, 2019
But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I’m sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well, the blame for nobody knowing what was going on, that is. All it was was a site migration of which we had been warned more
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 18, 2019
…by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland “cops”, why don’t you just quit the pretense, put on a pussyhat, grab the nearest bike lock and go join your Pantifa friends? If nothing else, you at least
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 18, 2019
So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M’kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it’s not like the swine didn’t have ample reason to want himself dead, considering the kind of “life” he could look forward to. But there are a few points that keep stinking
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 15, 2019
A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no less than two months of administrative leave, or until the current turmoil has calmed down somewhat! It’s almost as if we’re bloody psychic or something!
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 11, 2019
Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein “suicide”, wrote a long letter to the AG. Still, he does make some good points. His Imperial Majesty, being all-knowing, the Emperor of the Known Universe and Outlying Galaxies etc. etc., has taken it upon himself
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 11, 2019
Yes, we know, shocking, isn’t it? Who could have possibly seen this one coming? We’re not even going to pretend to be saddened that Jeffrey the Pedo Epstein is now residing in Hell where he belongs, it’s just so very convenient that he croaks right now, the day after a whole bunch of documents regarding
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Federal Bureau of Incontinence | Tags: | 5 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 25, 2019
What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, “The Day Trump Won Re-election.” We didn’t sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor to stomach, but now we almost wish we had. Because watching the criminal fool, Herr Müller of the Gestapo, being humiliated for hours on end
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 8, 2019
Yet another random thought. Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore. All the epidemics minus the desire to get
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Proziism | Tags: | 5 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 5, 2019
…and it’s an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts due to death threats lodged against their family from the left. The 8-year-old actress’s parents reportedly provided an update Wednesday on the Twitter account @SickenTirade:
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Liberal Fascism, Proziism | Tags: | 3 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 1, 2018
Well whaddayaknow: BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBMA) It has been two years (almost to the day) since former Attorney General Lorretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton met secretly on a Phoenix tarmac. You remember, right? That was back when Jugear’s FIB was busy whitewashing the Felonia v. Pantsuit illegal server “matter”, at least if their own
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 23, 2018
We’re still trying to desperately to figure out why we should care one iota about the Trump Administration enforcing laws that were signed by Bill “Put Some Ice on That” Clinton, and we’re still failing utterly. Of course, it doesn’t help that the “horrific” pictures of “children in cages” came from pro-open borders demonstrations where
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Borders? What borders?, Cuckservatives | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 21, 2018
Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: | 12 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 3, 2017
It appears that Captain Robert “Ahab” Mueller has finally caught sight of… er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe? Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to one count of fibbing to the FIB (not a typo) about how, in minute detail, he was doing his job as part of the transitional
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