Portland Pussyhat “Cops” Cover Themselves in Glory Again

…by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland “cops”, why don’t you just quit the pretense, put on a pussyhat, grab the nearest bike lock and go join your Pantifa friends? If nothing else, you at least

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Dem Bones, Dem Bones…

So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M’kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it’s not like the swine didn’t have ample reason to want himself dead, considering the kind of “life” he could look forward to. But there are a few points that keep stinking

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Building the Narrative

A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no less than two months of administrative leave, or until the current turmoil has calmed down somewhat! It’s almost as if we’re bloody psychic or something!

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Asked and Answered

Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein “suicide”, wrote a long letter to the AG. Still, he does make some good points. His Imperial Majesty, being all-knowing, the Emperor of the Known Universe and Outlying Galaxies etc. etc., has taken it upon himself

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Child Molester With Dirt on Clintons Suddenly Loses Will to Live

Yes, we know, shocking, isn’t it? Who could have possibly seen this one coming? We’re not even going to pretend to be saddened that Jeffrey the Pedo Epstein is now residing in Hell where he belongs, it’s just so very convenient that he croaks right now, the day after a whole bunch of documents regarding

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Hoo Boy, They Sure Muellered That One Up!

What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, “The Day Trump Won Re-election.” We didn’t sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor to stomach, but now we almost wish we had. Because watching the criminal fool, Herr Müller of the Gestapo, being humiliated for hours on end

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And You Don’t Even Have to Pay at the Entrance!

Yet another random thought. Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore. All the epidemics minus the desire to get

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Leftist Fascists Finally Find a Victim They’re Not Intimidated By…

…and it’s an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts due to death threats lodged against their family from the left. The 8-year-old actress’s parents reportedly provided an update Wednesday on the Twitter account @SickenTirade:

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That Was One Heck of an Important “Chat”, That One!

Well whaddayaknow: BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBMA) It has been two years (almost to the day) since former Attorney General Lorretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton met secretly on a Phoenix tarmac. You remember, right? That was back when Jugear’s FIB was busy whitewashing the Felonia v. Pantsuit illegal server “matter”, at least if their own

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Oh, It’s Just Like Auschwitz!

We’re still trying to desperately to figure out why we should care one iota about the Trump Administration enforcing laws that were signed by Bill “Put Some Ice on That” Clinton, and we’re still failing utterly. Of course, it doesn’t help that the “horrific” pictures of “children in cages” came from pro-open borders demonstrations where

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But, Muh COLLUSION!

Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after

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Other News in Brief

It appears that Captain Robert “Ahab” Mueller has finally caught sight of… er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe? Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to one count of fibbing to the FIB (not a typo) about how, in minute detail, he was doing his job as part of the transitional

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You Don’t Say, You Nauseating Nazi Bitch?

Lois “Heydrich” Lerner, for some reason we surely can’t fathom, appears to be ever so concerned about the public finding out the details about what she and her fellow fascists were doing during the days of the Obumfuck Regime: Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her

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Big Vegan Nothingburger

We are, of course, talking about the Mueller “indictments”, of which the inimitable Kurt Schlichter has more to say. Much, much more. Read it all, for it is good. Very, very good. So let us see if His Imperial Majesty has it right: This much bally-hooed “bombshell” of Mueller’s consists of indicting somebody who later

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Dear me, the Prozis really do have short memories

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQJlmFqUA8w[/youtube] Looks like someone needs to build a wall.

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