Posts belonging to Category Narcissistic Arseholes'

The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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The King Ogabe Narcissus Chronicles, Part the Umpteemillionth

Thanks to LC Gladiator. So let us say that an individual who has, without wanting to and much less trying to, become the very symbol of the entrepreneurialism, “can do”, “if not us, then who?” spirit that used to be the very core of America-That-Was goes and passes to his just rewards in Heaven. Somebody

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Oh Spare Us!

Post #2,336 in the Blogosphere about how ObamaNomics are really hurting young people the most. No, we don’t mean “spare us the post”, because there is nothing that is not absolutely true about it, and it certainly wouldn’t be a waste of time to read it. It sums up the dismal future for youngsters thanks

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Friday Cult of Narcissistic Personality Update

We had to do a double-take when we came across this on Protein Wisdom, thinking that good ol’ Jeff was just trying to be funny in his inimitable way, as he does from time to time when the world, unarguably, becomes too absurd to dignify with a serious response. But we followed the link nevertheless

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Your Daily Dowd

No, don’t worry. We’re not going to make Maureen Dowd a daily feature, we just couldn’t help but pick up on one particular sentence from her latest drivel. The president who started off with such dazzle now seems incapable of stimulating either the economy or the voters. But he still appears to be as good

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The Humility of Ear Leader

According to himself, he’s only the fourth best president in the history of our nation. But still ahead of that nobody, George Washington, of course. Because, whatever did he do? Ear Leader got a Peace Prize and he almost got the Olympics to Chicago! Bow down, you silly founder of our nation! We can’t imagine

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Fake as a Three Dollar Bill

Oh, is this place still around? Sorry for the long absence, but even an Emperor has to prioritize his maternal parenting unit above all else. That’s how baby emperors-in-waiting manage to grow up to become actual Emperors. Listen, I don’t want to hear another bleep about the recently released “birth certificate” being real, as it

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