They’re Using Chemical Weapons? So?

Apparently discussing whether or not pencil neck Assad is using chemical weapons on the pisslamic “brotherhood” insurgents is a Terribly Important Issue™ now. His Imperial Majesty fails to see why. We hope the rumors are right, and we further hope that the pisslamic “brotherhood” acquires chemical weapons of their own to retaliate. Nothing is quite

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Chechen President to U.S.: “It Was Your Own Fault, and How Dare You Murder Terrorists?”

But, apart from that, he obviously and quite fully sympathizes and mourns with us after this terrible, terrible tragedy. How’s ’bout you go fuck yourself with a rusty scimitar, you goat-bothering pederast? “Tragic events have taken place in Boston. A terrorist attack killed people. We have already expressed our condolences to the people of the

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One of Two White, Tea Party Right Wing Extremist Boston Bombers Dead, Other on the Run

Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam

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Boston Marathon: bombs detonated

Source TWO bombs have exploded at the Boston Marathon, killing two people, including an eight-year-old child, and injuring more than 50. The White House is handling the incident as “an act of terror” and US President Barack Obama said “we will find out who did this and hold them accountable” About 2.45pm local time (4.45am

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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Religion of Piss, Resident Ogabe, The Long War, Trial by Fire  |  Tags: Murdering Swine  |  33 Comments »

This is just WRONG in oh, so many ways….

The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that

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Fuck. Not. Given.

Acting on a recommendation from LC Rurik, we checked out another rant from Pat Condell and we are forever thankful to Rurik that we did because Pat, as usual, kicks arse in ways that are beyond our way with words to explain, this time to further emphasize just how the fuck much we don’t really

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These Colors Don’t Run

Funniest thing we read all day: A Pakistani protestor has died after inhaling smoke from burning U.S. flags during a rally against the anti-Islam film Innocence of Muslims. Abdullah Ismail died in Mayo hospital in Lahore having complained of feeling unwell during the angry demonstrations in the eastern Pakistan city yesterday. Around 10,000 people are

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Smart Diplomacy Success! as Not All Muslims™ Peacefully Protest Against Whatever it is They’re Protesting Against

Probably Romney’s gaaaaaffesss, if you’re to go by the Lap Dog Media. Full interactive map here. Thatisall.

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Failing “Forward”

The last 48 hours have seen the current administration reap a bumper crop of clusterfuckery. I have been at a loss for a way to summarize it, until I stumbled across this image on the vast interwebs: That about sums it up nicely, don’t you think? Time for Barrack Hussein Ahmsari to go. Now. Right

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Categories: Epic FAIL, Foreign Policy, Klown Kar Administration, Middle East, Religion of Piss, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse  |  26 Comments »

You Want “Abuse of Free Speech”, Obutthead Hussein?

I’ve got it right here: Yeah, that’s a hog. And yes, that’s the Arabic pisslam word for “allah” superimposed on his stinking, dangling testicles. I’m sure that’s going to offend all of your classmates in the Indonesian madrassah that you attended and, you know what, you useless son of a syphilitic porcine whore? I. Don’t.

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He Needs a Shave, Alright, A Really Close One

Since we’re tired of talking about Der Fubar for now. Which will last all of three minutes, tops, until he fucks the pooch again (and then cooks it and eats it with a white wine sauce). Nidal Hasan, the pisslamic barbaric fuckwit who brutally murdered 13 people in an orgy of pisslamic rage, is apparently

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From the “That wasn’t supposed to happen” files

How’s that Arab Spring Hope ‘n Change thing working out for yea? Calls to Destroy Egypt’s Great Pyramids Begin Thought so…      

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Wow. This Arab Spring is Turning Out WONDERFULLY

As we learn that the pisslamist fundamentalist Muslim Brotherhood just got their terrist-in-chief elected president of Egypt. The Muslim Brotherhood’s Mohammed Morsi has officially won Egypt’s presidential election and will be the country’s next president, the electoral commission has announced. Ah yes. The Arab Spring. Freedom-loving Egyptians cheering in the streets, updating their Facebook statuses

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Pisslamists Enter, Confusion, Violence Ensue

We’re shocked, shocked we tell you at the latest wholly unpredictable developments in the province of Aegyptus. We mean, who could possibly have foreseen that unseating a stable government in the middle of hordes of pisslamist fundamentalists and letting the latter group get involved in politics would have catastrophic consequences? What, with the proven track

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Nail Hit on Head. Again

From our friend and fellow OG blogger, Mike, the following commentary on our failure to fight the Long War correctly (as part of a bigger piece that you definitely should go read): Zakaria laments that this is a “war without end,” and he may or may not be right on that one. But this I

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