Posts belonging to Category Religion of Piss'

Great Moments in Mooselimb Education

No wonder His Obamaness has made it the mission of NASA to reach out to mooselimbs to make them feel better about their own achievements. And, seriously, quick mocking Comrade Zero for having no ambition on that issue. Finding anything that mooselimbs can feel good about is a damn sight harder than sending a man/wymyn

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Erm, Right… So, You Know… This Wasn’t Supposed to, You Know, Happen…

Looks like it’s not only the Lying King who’s having a spot of trouble with the best laid plans of lice and con men. His (and McShitstain’s) allies in Syria are too: In a public appearance filmed and posted online, members of Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham, one brandishing a knife, held up a

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It’s the dues dummy!!

It’s all about the Union dues coffers. How else to explain this? You can’t. Not with out a straight face at least. The very idea of two of the most powerful Teacher Unions in the country fighting this bill is so utterly repugnant I can’t even find words – oh who am I kidding…I got

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#NotAllMuslims Go On Shooting Spree in Nairobi Mall, 59 Murdered So Far

The terrorist scumbags told all muslims to leave before opening fire. We wonder if there’s a connection there? No, there isn’t. This in no way has anything to do with anything. The motivation behind this brutal slaughter will forever remain a mystery, we will never know, AND NEITHER WILL YOU, RACISTS! Notable stupidities from the

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8-Year-Old Molested to Death, Religion of Peace Fine With That.

Because, RELIGION OF PEACE! (h/t our sestrichka). Al Nahar, Lebanon, has reported that an eight year old child bride died in Yemen on her wedding night after suffering internal injuries due to sexual trauma. Human rights organizations are calling for the arrest of her husband who was five times her age. But don’t you dare

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Ogabe/McStain/Grahamnesty Allies Chopping off Another Head

Because democracy! Because of the danger in reporting inside Syria, it was not possible to confirm the identity or political affiliation of the victim. Nor are we certain about the motivation of his killers. Al Qaeda, typical pisslamic ritual beheading, howling and ululating… Nope, it’s a mystery. We’ll never know what could have motivated this

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“But We Should ABSOLUTELY Defund Those Evil Egyptian Military ‘Slaughterers of Innocents’!”

Thanks to the Puppy Blender, we bring you a couple of heartwarming stories about the poor oppressed, brutally murdered by evil Egyptian Military Types, mostly secular protesters of the Muslim Brotherhood. You know, the ones that an increasing number of Republican fucknozzles (and also John McShitstain and Lindsay Grahamnesty) want to protect from the ‘horrifying

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“Conservative” NRO Joins in Demands to Help Islamic Extremists

(Via Bill Quick). The Egyptian military’s slaughter of hundreds of protesters Islamic fundamentalist savages on Wednesday leaves the United States with a single clear, albeit difficult, course of action: Condition future aid to Egypt on a series of immediate reforms, and stop providing it if these conditions aren’t satisfied. Absolutely! Those evil military types’ wanton

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America’s Most Famous “Workplace Violence” Court Case Finally Underway

…and the Absolutely NOT Islamic Terrorist™ defendant is complicating matters a wee bit for King Ogabe and his objectively pro-terror lackeys: The evidence will clearly show that I am the shooter,” said Hasan, One heck of an opening statement from the defendant in a criminal case, we’d say. But surely this doesn’t interfere with King

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McStain, “Bette Davis’ Eyes” Grahamnesty Go to Egypt to Free Pisslamist Jihadis

Because of course. After all, those are the same two clowns who insist that we send weapons to priest-beheading, cannibal savages in Syria. Two Republican senators said Tuesday that they’ve personally urged the Egyptian government to release Muslim Brotherhood prisoners, after hosting meetings with top officials in Cairo as part of an Obama administration-sanctioned visit.

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Rolling Stone Loves Them Some Terrorists

So, what else is new for the Ogabe Propaganda Media? We’re sure that the loved ones of the ones murdered and maimed in Boston appreciate the bastard mooselimb fucktard who did that to them being portrayed as a celebrity, not to mention the hand-wringing about how Evil, EVIL AmeriKKKa “failed” him and “forced” him to

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Obama, McCain’s Syrian Allies Behead Catholic Priest

Continuing his perfect track record of spreading pisslamofascism across the Middle East, president Clusterfark Ogabe continues to push for assisting his pisslamist fundamentalists in turning Syria into a hellhole inhabited by subhuman, savage beasts. We already heard about how his noble, freedom-loving allies are cannibals, cutting the hearts of their enemies out and eating them,

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Heil Der Führer, Heil Sharia!

Damn, the hits they just keep on rolling in, don’t they? Barely had we found out that some Obersturmbannführer of the SS, sorry FBI, has declared criticism of pisslam “a prosecutable violation of civil rights” (1st Amendment? Who needs it?) before we learned that another arm of the liberal fascist regime, the EEOC, is now

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Rule Britannia?

How far the mighty have fallen. No, g’wan, go read the whole thing, for it is a smackdown of truly epic proportions and it is good. So off to the blogroll with you, Catalog of Teh Burning Stoopid. Thatisall. Meanwhile, in Sweden, the Swedish police is busy responding to the pisslamic CarBQ’ings by… Ticketing owners

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Carbeque season is starting early this year

From the cum buckets at the BBC: A fourth night of unprecedented riots in Stockholm has seen unrest spread, with a restaurant and up to 40 cars burnt, police told the BBC.  Three police officers were hurt as rioters threw stones and directed laser pointers at emergency services. Ahh just another night out for the

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