Posts belonging to Category Pathetic Asstards'

Tolerant liberals at play (UPDATED)

 When a liberal says that you need to be more tolerant…beat the fuck out of’em until they recite Reagan’s “Evil Empire” speech verbatim. Too bad the Tomb Guards didn’t see this. They carry LIVE ammo in those rifles because the Tomb of the Unknowns is designated as a “DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED” post.  Stolen Valor’s Page

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This is just WRONG in oh, so many ways….

The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that

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Random thoughts at 0230

So now that the NSDWP fellatio fest is over what did the “undecided” learn over the last three days? Are they idiots?   Biden: ‘My Dad Respected Barack Obama – Would’ve Respected Barack Obama If He’d Been Around’ Are they tolerant? That has been answered here and here. Do they hate God?  Democrats Vote on Banning the

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Oh gawd…………

I just saw this After leaving office, Nagin founded CRN Initiatives LLC, a firm that focuses on Emergency Preparedness, Green Energy product development, Publishing and Public Speaking. He wrote and self-published his first book, Katrina Secrets: Storms after the Storms which gives a first-hand account of how New Orleans overcame the storm. Ah yes, a

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Sikh Temple Murderer Turns Out To Be Yet Another Extremist Lefty Sack of Shit

Film at eleven. Mr. Page had an extensive presence on Hammerskin and other white nationalist Web sites, including Stormfront, where he favored the names of his bands as user names and “frequently included white supremacist symbolism” in his postings. He concluded one posting with “88,” a number frequently used by neo-Nazis and skinheads to mean

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How to Win Friends and Influence People

It has been a recurring theme throughout the Douchebag-in-Chief’s reign of error that he really, really likes to pick fights with people way over his weight class, presumably to make himself so unpopular with them that they’ll have no choice but to support him… No, it doesn’t make any sense to us either. But now

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Oh The Spin, It Is Hilarious!

And a big thank you to the Washington Compost for summarizing the NSDWP talking points about how utterly insignificant the WI recall election is and their numerous excuses why their candidate was really very, very popular but nevertheless, UNFAIRLY, lost to a clearly inferior Walker. * The Democratic primary: To hear those who worked in

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Well Gee, Color Us Unsurprised

It appears that Weepy Boner is every bit the effeminate, dickless, spineless retard pussy that we’ve long had him pegged to be. From our very own LC & IB cmblake6′s site: For some time, it has been suggested that House Speaker John Boehner and fellow Republican leaders have quietly “discouraged” the Contempt of Congress filing

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Once More Between the Shoulder Blades

I had something else I was working on to post, awaiting confirmation of something; and I run into THIS. Ni3 ta1ma1 de5 tian1xia4 suo3you3 de5 ren2 dou1 gai1si3! We have been had. Once again, the Congressional Republicans have rolled over on us. Short form, Obama wants the payroll tax cut renewed to avoid blatantly raising

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Reichsführer Heinrich Holder Throws in Late Entry for “Chutzpah of 2011″ Award

And we have to admit he’s going to be hard to beat: The number of officers killed in the line of duty jumped 13 percent in 2011 compared with the year before — and U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder condemned the increase as “a devastating and unacceptable trend” that he blamed on illegal firearms. The

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Damn, Ogabe Must Be in Need of a Distraction

Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards

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Peaceful Occutard Threatens to Burn New York City to the Ground

No different from the Tea Party at all! Nkrumah Tinsley, 29, was busted after cops saw a video of him claiming he would torch the city during Thursday’s mass protest posted online, police said. “On the 17th (of Nov.), we’re going to burn New York City to the f—ing ground,” an angry Tinsley told a

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Compare and Contrast

Thanks to the Jawa Report who did all the work on this one, we offer you a helpful checklist so that you may better compare the Evil Extremist Koch-Funded Astroturf Nazi Racist Militant Murdering Babykiller Tea Party Movement with the True Grassroot Peaceful Voice of the People Occupy Whatever Movement. We somehow think that the

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Karmic Irony So Thick You Could Cut It With A Red Sickle

We apologize for the lack of correspondence from The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, lately, but real life has been sticking its ugly head into the booze locker and rifling its way through the Imperial DVD’s o’ Doom™ collection, making a mess of the place that would make the Occupationless Whining Socialists proud. (Those damned layabout

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London burning

I watch the news tonight, and my mind reels at the carnage. Disbelief at first, followed by a white hot, incandescent and towering rage at the craven cowardice of the imbeciles given uniforms, henceforth laughingly known as the “London Police Farce”. Standing and waving their fingers in remonstrance as shops burn, idly standing to one

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