Oh The Spin, It Is Hilarious!

And a big thank you to the Washington Compost for summarizing the NSDWP talking points about how utterly insignificant the WI recall election is and their numerous excuses why their candidate was really very, very popular but nevertheless, UNFAIRLY, lost to a clearly inferior Walker. * The Democratic primary: To hear those who worked in

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Well Gee, Color Us Unsurprised

It appears that Weepy Boner is every bit the effeminate, dickless, spineless retard pussy that we’ve long had him pegged to be. From our very own LC & IB cmblake6′s site: For some time, it has been suggested that House Speaker John Boehner and fellow Republican leaders have quietly “discouraged” the Contempt of Congress filing

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Once More Between the Shoulder Blades

I had something else I was working on to post, awaiting confirmation of something; and I run into THIS. Ni3 ta1ma1 de5 tian1xia4 suo3you3 de5 ren2 dou1 gai1si3! We have been had. Once again, the Congressional Republicans have rolled over on us. Short form, Obama wants the payroll tax cut renewed to avoid blatantly raising

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Reichsführer Heinrich Holder Throws in Late Entry for “Chutzpah of 2011″ Award

And we have to admit he’s going to be hard to beat: The number of officers killed in the line of duty jumped 13 percent in 2011 compared with the year before — and U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder condemned the increase as “a devastating and unacceptable trend” that he blamed on illegal firearms. The

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Damn, Ogabe Must Be in Need of a Distraction

Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards

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Peaceful Occutard Threatens to Burn New York City to the Ground

No different from the Tea Party at all! Nkrumah Tinsley, 29, was busted after cops saw a video of him claiming he would torch the city during Thursday’s mass protest posted online, police said. “On the 17th (of Nov.), we’re going to burn New York City to the f—ing ground,” an angry Tinsley told a

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Compare and Contrast

Thanks to the Jawa Report who did all the work on this one, we offer you a helpful checklist so that you may better compare the Evil Extremist Koch-Funded Astroturf Nazi Racist Militant Murdering Babykiller Tea Party Movement with the True Grassroot Peaceful Voice of the People Occupy Whatever Movement. We somehow think that the

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Karmic Irony So Thick You Could Cut It With A Red Sickle

We apologize for the lack of correspondence from The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, lately, but real life has been sticking its ugly head into the booze locker and rifling its way through the Imperial DVD’s o’ Doom™ collection, making a mess of the place that would make the Occupationless Whining Socialists proud. (Those damned layabout

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London burning

I watch the news tonight, and my mind reels at the carnage. Disbelief at first, followed by a white hot, incandescent and towering rage at the craven cowardice of the imbeciles given uniforms, henceforth laughingly known as the “London Police Farce”. Standing and waving their fingers in remonstrance as shops burn, idly standing to one

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Independents Will Be The Death Of The Republic

Hat Tip to Jaybear and Nicki for getting me pissed-off (again) enough last week to post this one. Independents will be the death of our beloved Republic if we don’t start right now to carefully examine, analyze and re-educate this group of uninformed, apathetic and rather selfish voters. This crowd is directly responsible for the

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Allahpundit Spontaneously Ejaculating All Over Mittens Romney’s Jacket

It would be sad, if it wasn’t so fucking hilarious. We mean really, AP, why don’t you and Mittens get it over with and just get a room already? Wouldn’t it be nice for your erection to finally, for the first time in your life, feel something other than your own hands upon it? Thatisall.

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