Posts belonging to Category Pathetic Asstards'
Posted by LCBrendan on November 10, 2014
Source An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile. No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right. “We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in. So not only is
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Epic FAIL, Idiocracy, Nanny State, Pathetic Asstards, Pussification, Regressive Utopianism | 
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 9, 2014
And His Imperial Majesty is feasting on their desperate, bitter tears. Like this article in the New Republic (now with less Republic, and even less new) (h/t Legal Insurrection): Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment. A “climate denier?” What’s that? Somebody who denies that there is
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Categories: Glowbull Wormening Scam, Journaljizzm, Pathetic Asstards, Proziism | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on September 23, 2014
Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.
Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Caption THIS, Epic FAIL, Front Page, Pathetic Asstards, Progtards, Resident Ogabe, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 22 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on July 10, 2014
The OH department of Wildlife and Preservation was called in to downtown Columbus Ohio today when a rabid Wilde-beast was mistakenly allowed to escape it’s minimum wage cage at Burger King and terrorize citizens. Wildlife officers said that this species is extremely low in intelligence but highly aggressive and should be treated with the utmost
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Categories: Funny Shit, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots, Liberal Fascism, Pathetic Asstards, Progtards, Race Baiting Fucks, Useless Swine | Tags: | 21 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on May 15, 2014
In today’s “alternate reality” segment we have discovered ….Elanor Clift of “The Daily Beast” has stated that Ambassador Stevens was not murdered. He simply died of smoke inhalation. You can watch her screeching here but the typical spew warning is in effect. Watching and listening to this washed up harpy screech ….. is akin to
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Benghazi, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots, Pathetic Asstards, Propaganda, The Long War, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on January 30, 2014
Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Idiocracy, Pathetic Asstards, Publik Skool, Useless Swine | Tags: | 63 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on September 18, 2013
Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Economic Fail, Gun Fearing Wussies, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Pussification, Useless Swine | Tags: | 33 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on July 23, 2013
I don’t even really know where to start …. According to a CBS Affiliate in Boston, A NYC City Woman, Audrea Gause – is being charged with attempting to defraud the Boston Bombing Fund out of a cool Half a Million…. H/T to “Mr. Conservative” Sadly, she damn near got away with it …. according to
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on July 10, 2013
All’s I can say is she’s lucky it wasn’t me. Faced with the aggressive in your face attitude this woman displayed – depending on my own mood at the moment she might have been met with one of three or maybe four responses. An Apology – Highly unlikely, but sometimes it’s simply not even worth
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Pathetic Asstards, Useless Swine | Tags: | 44 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on May 10, 2013
Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Funny Shit, Good News, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 20 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on March 28, 2013
Facebook has some fucking little red and white thingy that you can replace as your FB profile pic to show your support for gay marriage. Yeah that always works. I’m sure the nine fucktards called the SCOTUS will base their decision on a bunch of FBtards changing their pic. Once again, sensitivity over substance. Yeah,
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Categories: Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: | 40 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on March 7, 2013
Watched this Youtube video and wondering where and how this is happening.
Categories: "Law" of the Land, Homeland Insecurity, Pathetic Asstards, Traitors, What Borders? | Tags: What IS this???? | 55 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on March 3, 2013
Callous bastards Whoever that nurse is, I hope she has a good lawyer, because she is going to fucking well need one. AN elderly woman who collapsed at a US aged care home has died after a staff member refused to perform CPR because it was against the facility’s policy. Local media reports say when
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Nanny State, OgabeCare, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: Death Panels in action, Oathbreaker | 23 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on March 3, 2013
Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I
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Categories: Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts, Journaljizzm, Life in the Empire, Make Believe Media, Narcissistic Arseholes, Pathetic Asstards, Propaganda, Pussification, Useless Swine | Tags: | 30 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on February 27, 2013
Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 15 Comments »
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