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FrJim, Imperial Chaplain: Hilarious fisking, sire! I shared this with my lovely wife, She Who’s Name Is Not...
Yasherka: Tallulah @ #: Good Lord! It was cheaper and quicker to get my suppressors ($200 to the feds for each one,...
LC Xystus: Seeing as how Mr. Broadnax is allegedly a retard, we guess we at least have to concede that his case WAS...
Tallulah: In other words, New Soviet City has NO BILL OF RIGHTS. We really, really need to take over the Republican... LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician: They voted it in, and they keep voting to retain it. Fuck them, and feed...
Spin Drift: I work on the west side out by Cicero Ave and Division. Chiraq is right. The number of misapplied youths...
Terrapod: We here are far enough away (60 miles across the lake) to avoid all but big bertha direct fire, however,...
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LCBrendan: I remember sitting in sexual harassment indoctrination “training” a few years ago. I brought up this...
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Emperor Misha I: LC Xystus says: What’s this “we” business, Halfdan? Cornball U is not the USA. The Poison Ivy... angrywebmaster: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: “Well, so much from Constitutional rights eh?”... angrywebmaster: Emperor Misha I @ #:Seems to me that a lot of hassle and government expense could be saved by just... Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that a lot of hassle and government expense could be saved by just buying the gun and... Tallulah: This is some information I found that a private citizen (heck, is anyone allowed to be PRIVATE any more?)...
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Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #: eloquently stated Crunch,...
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VAconservative: Most excellent post. Good find BC. Our humble thanks.Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered
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Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Economic Fail, Gun Fearing Wussies, Hypocrites, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Pussification, Useless Swine | Tags: | 33 Comments »
I don’t even really know where to start …. According to a CBS Affiliate in Boston, A NYC City Woman, Audrea Gause – is being charged with attempting to defraud the Boston Bombing Fund out of a cool Half a Million…. H/T to “Mr. Conservative” Sadly, she damn near got away with it …. according to
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
All’s I can say is she’s lucky it wasn’t me. Faced with the aggressive in your face attitude this woman displayed – depending on my own mood at the moment she might have been met with one of three or maybe four responses. An Apology – Highly unlikely, but sometimes it’s simply not even worth
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Pathetic Asstards, Useless Swine | Tags: | 44 Comments »
Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Funny Shit, Good News, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 20 Comments »
Facebook has some fucking little red and white thingy that you can replace as your FB profile pic to show your support for gay marriage. Yeah that always works. I’m sure the nine fucktards called the SCOTUS will base their decision on a bunch of FBtards changing their pic. Once again, sensitivity over substance. Yeah,
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Categories: Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Idiotarians, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: | 40 Comments »
Watched this Youtube video and wondering where and how this is happening.
Categories: "Law" of the Land, Homeland Insecurity, Pathetic Asstards, Traitors, What Borders? | Tags: What IS this???? | 55 Comments »
Callous bastards Whoever that nurse is, I hope she has a good lawyer, because she is going to fucking well need one. AN elderly woman who collapsed at a US aged care home has died after a staff member refused to perform CPR because it was against the facility’s policy. Local media reports say when
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Nanny State, OgabeCare, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: Death Panels in action, Oathbreaker | 23 Comments »
Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I
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Categories: Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts, Journaljizzm, Life in the Empire, Make Believe Media, Narcissistic Arseholes, Pathetic Asstards, Propaganda, Pussification, Useless Swine | Tags: | 30 Comments »
Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –
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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 15 Comments »
To follow up on the most awesome thread Lady M-ITT – of Imperial Sniper Fame just posted…Another Democrat, no other than the highly esteemed (in the fever swamps of D.C. that is) VP himself gives out his sage advice to women on self defense….I guess at least Joe is not telling them to bite the
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Life in the Empire, Pathetic Asstards, Politics, Useless Swine | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Link Christopher Dorner, the ex-LAPD officer who is suspected to have killed four people in less than a week, could have ended his own life, according to US officers. Kevin Lacy, San Bernardino sheriff’s captain, speaks on Friday to confirm a body found in a burnt out cabin in a Los Angeles forest was that
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Categories: Good News, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: A fitting end, Oathbreaker | 19 Comments »
His Imperial Majesty very much doubts it, no matter how rampant the speculation is after his latest attempt to give Ogabe a bit of what he wants instead of the full 100% failed miserably. We’re quite relieved, actually, because if he hadn’t failed, we would have heard no end of the orange freak’s claims that
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Pathetic Asstards, Politics, Restoring the Republic | Tags: | 27 Comments »
When a liberal says that you need to be more tolerant…beat the fuck out of’em until they recite Reagan’s “Evil Empire” speech verbatim. Too bad the Tomb Guards didn’t see this. They carry LIVE ammo in those rifles because the Tomb of the Unknowns is designated as a “DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED” post. Stolen Valor’s Page
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Democrat Socialists, Hypocrites, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: | 38 Comments »
The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Pathetic Asstards, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 22 Comments »
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