Posts belonging to Category Pussification'

Well no shit

His Liege’s Imperial Asshole has been spewing hatred reserved only for Lucifer himself due to Java CRASHING HIS FUCKING COMPUTER DURING THE FUCKING NATIONWIDE RACE.  So I’ve spent the last two days trying to recover and copy files so I can wipe the HD and reload Bill Gates worthless Win7 shit.  So when I was

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The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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Dear Gov. Romney, This is how real men fight

Florida officials order partial recount in tight House race between Rep. West and Democratic challenger Murphy “There are possible irregularities in St. Lucie County,” claims Jeffrey Scott Shapiro, a Florida lawyer volunteering for the West campaign who has been quoted on the issue. “On Sunday we’ll have a chance to recount the early votes and

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Speechless

We don’t know what to say. Surely nobody can be that desperate to get laid? G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that? WE wouldn’t sleep with a doormat, we like our women feisty and strong, yet all lady. The kind who, while being the very essence of femininity, can still drop you

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