Posts belonging to Category Pussification'

British nannies set new standard in utter idiocy

Source An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile. No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right. “We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in. So not only is

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Fort Hood under siege…AGAIN

Source AT LEAST one shooter – possibly two – have gone on a violent rampage at the Fort Hood US military post in Texas.An unconfirmed NBC report said one person has been killed, at least eight injured and there are two possible shooters.The military post is in lockdown and soldiers have been ordered to take

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If this isn’t a loyalty test then I don’t know what one is

I had to walk away and triple check that this wasn’t from the Onion or the DuffelBlog. Nope.  No such luck. Obama wants Marines to wear ‘girly’ hats U.S. Marines turn up noses at Obama’s new ‘girly’ hats  If Amos and the senior leadership roll over for this then we know that what we’ve been

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Starbucks to 80 million Americans – we don’t want you.

Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a

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Nigger

Did you just do a double take and mumble to yourself “Oh Shit, he didn’t just use that word.” If you did, why? Why has that word become more taboo than “fuck”. I bet most of you don’t wince at all when you see a curse word, or even use one in an appropriate setting.

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Well no shit

His Liege’s Imperial Asshole has been spewing hatred reserved only for Lucifer himself due to Java CRASHING HIS FUCKING COMPUTER DURING THE FUCKING NATIONWIDE RACE.  So I’ve spent the last two days trying to recover and copy files so I can wipe the HD and reload Bill Gates worthless Win7 shit.  So when I was

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The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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Dear Gov. Romney, This is how real men fight

Florida officials order partial recount in tight House race between Rep. West and Democratic challenger Murphy “There are possible irregularities in St. Lucie County,” claims Jeffrey Scott Shapiro, a Florida lawyer volunteering for the West campaign who has been quoted on the issue. “On Sunday we’ll have a chance to recount the early votes and

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Speechless

We don’t know what to say. Surely nobody can be that desperate to get laid? G.L.O.R.s, please. Would you sleep with a “man” like that? WE wouldn’t sleep with a doormat, we like our women feisty and strong, yet all lady. The kind who, while being the very essence of femininity, can still drop you

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