Posts belonging to Category RINO Traitors'

Oh Sweet Jove! The ShutdownPocalypse is Upon Us!

Hide the children, stock up on canned goods and prepare for doom, DOOM we tell you as the midnight deadline has been passed and Harry Reid and the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party succeeds in shutting down the government to keep golden Cadillac healthcare plans for themselves and nobody else, taxing grandma and grandpa’s wheelchairs

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The Scumbag List

Well, that Senate “showdown” went about as one would have expected, with RINOs scattering for the hills and handing the problem right back to the House by “cleverly” voting for it before they voted against it, knowing full well that their “nay” would amount to nothing and in no way endanger the ObamaCare that they

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Yes, Coburn, You Really Are a RINO.

Another case of Butthurt in the First Degree from a Republican Congressleech who doesn’t much like being reminded that refusing to fight, no matter what the odds, doesn’t translate into “heroism” and “commitment.” “I’m getting all sorts of e-mails from people that supported me because they’ve been totally misled about what’s possible…I’d love to get

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Democrat Socialist Reid On the Record: Willing to Shut Government Down to Fund OgabeCare. RINO Traitors in Senate Cave Immediately

On Monday afternoon, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz asked for unanimous consent to immediately consider the House Continuing Resolution to fund the government and avoid a shutdown. The legislation would also take steps to avoid a default on government debt while Congress debates a raising of the debt ceiling. Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid was on

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Life Under the Unaffordable No Care Act

The Soviet Union is beginning to sound downright pleasant about now. Never mind intrusive, irrelevant questions from your doctor about how many firearms you own and whether you smoke or not (there’s a provision in the Unaffordable No Care Act giving local authorities the right to invade your home and take your kids away if

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Surprise: Weepy Boner Is Running Scared!

Preliminary reports suggest that Ogabe’s BFF, Orange Crush Weepy Boner, might, might actually have realized that members of his caucus aren’t exactly overjoyed at the prospect of committing seppuku to advance his preferred plan of surrendering every chance he gets to the Liberal Fascists. House GOP leaders are looking to reverse course and agree to

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Meanwhile, in DC

While they were hoping we weren’t looking, Weepy Boner and Eric Cunthair have been busy writing the script for a nice bit of Kabuki theater that will ensure that Obamacare gets fully funded. Let me break down their plan for you. House leadership will pass a continuing resolution in the House. It will fund Obamacare.

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While We’re Waiting For Kerry to Squeal Like a Pig

We are speaking, of course, of his current mission to get publicly buggered to smithereens by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, who is probably bored out of his skull humiliating the Botox Clown already, wishing that we’d send somebody who might at least present a challenge. But while we wait for the undoubtedly hilarious results

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Alright, So Why Not Get a Bit of Quid for Your Quo, Weepy Boners?

Ace links to an article about how support for Barry Diaper Rash’s Excellent Syrian Adventure doesn’t seem to materialize and how we can probably expect another massive wave or bribes, give-aways and charges to our children’s bank accounts to get Barry Bumrush the votes that he so desperately needs, lest he be left looking like

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Much As Expected, Barry the Pussy Busy Blaming Everybody Else

Because Barry is a pussy. A limp-dicked, effete, Reggie Love-fluffing pussy. “My credibility is not on the line — the international community’s credibility is on the line,” President Barack Obama said Wednesday in Sweden regarding his desire for a military strike in response to a suspected August chemical attack in Syria. He said the question

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The Fix Is In, O’Boehner Fully Aligned With Barack the Bastard

It shouldn’t really come as any surprise, so we’re just putting it up here to complete the record: Boehner told the House Republican membership in a [confidential] telephone meeting a short while ago that the Republican leadership will NOT pursue defunding Obamacare, that they will only pursue saving from the sequestration Yet another “oh we’ll

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Well That’s a Relief!

After much worrying that our awesome State Department might have done something wrong causing the rape and murder of a U.S. ambassador along with three other Americans in Benghazi while Barack the Bastard slept soundly, preparing for a fundraiser with Beyonce, we finally, finally achieve closure now that known traitor to the United States, John

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“But We Should ABSOLUTELY Defund Those Evil Egyptian Military ‘Slaughterers of Innocents’!”

Thanks to the Puppy Blender, we bring you a couple of heartwarming stories about the poor oppressed, brutally murdered by evil Egyptian Military Types, mostly secular protesters of the Muslim Brotherhood. You know, the ones that an increasing number of Republican fucknozzles (and also John McShitstain and Lindsay Grahamnesty) want to protect from the ‘horrifying

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Meanwhile, in Mejico

…Herr Reichsgerichtsrat Holder and our Beloved Führer, Barack the Bastard’s act of war continues to bear wholly expected fruit as more and more of the guns they sold to Mexican drug lords show up at more and more crime scenes. Three more weapons from Fast and Furious have turned up at crime scenes in Mexico,

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McStain, “Bette Davis’ Eyes” Grahamnesty Go to Egypt to Free Pisslamist Jihadis

Because of course. After all, those are the same two clowns who insist that we send weapons to priest-beheading, cannibal savages in Syria. Two Republican senators said Tuesday that they’ve personally urged the Egyptian government to release Muslim Brotherhood prisoners, after hosting meetings with top officials in Cairo as part of an Obama administration-sanctioned visit.

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