Pushing Us Ever Closer to the Edge

As the ever diligent and tireless Imperial Staff has been keeping you well up to date on, the natives are getting restless, the Browncoats are getting louder in their warnings to the federal tyrants and their minions, yet the ProgNazis and their RINO collaborators — a word to the latter: historically, no matter how brutal

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Speaking of bitch slapping

The Empires Sestrichka and moi LC Light29ID the Complete Imperial Asshole attend a community forum Reich Party meeting in Arlington orchestrated by NSDWP Gauleiter Jim Moran and the usual hilarity ensued.   Crowd was about 100 and the pro 2A were 75%  of the group which meant to Congresscritter Moorun that a majority of Americans support gun

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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Prom Queens and Drones

The MSM is full of Conservatives, Liberals, Libertarians, Anarchists, Grannies wielding butter knifes, assholes and aardvarks, and the women who love them, all just simply Gushing-Gushing I tell you…. in glee over watching Republican Senator Rand Paul take his victory laps after his “dramatic” filibuster against the Obama administration’s  nomination for CIA director John Brennen.

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Oh Happy Day! (And Then Some Not So Happy Stuff, But We Knew It Would Get To That Point, So No Surprise There)

And on the fifth day of the Sequestrocalypse, planes falling from the skies, violent gangs roaming the streets where police once kept the peace, wild animals no longer under control running rampant in once idyllic neighborhoods, tearing out the throats of womyn and chillun (hey, Pharaoh Tit-Bama said it would be so, so it must

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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Categories: Bureaucrat Idiots, Death of Liberty, Economic Fail, Epic FAIL, Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians, Nanny State, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Regressive Utopianism, Tyrants and Thugs  |  Tags:  |  15 Comments »

And To All of You ProgNazi Democrat Fucks

…yammering about how you “don’t really need a gun because most people never find themselves in a position where they could have used it”, here’s a thought: (Yes, we know. “thought”. How fucking scary is THAT to a brain-washed drone of the Nanny State?) Most people don’t have their houses burned down by freak lightning,

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Pay Attention, Would-Be Tyrants

Just a very few words to add to Light29ID’s great post about that swine Dorner, as it appears that some people might misunderstand the post as an endorsement of the murderous rabid dog psychopath, which it is most definitely not. I very much doubt that anybody around here would feel anything if they caught the

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Of Coughs, Phlegm and General Malaise

“General Malaise” being the medical catch-all phrase that His Imperial Majesty learned in school for “I don’t know, doc, I just feel blech”, since “patient feels blech” doesn’t look very professional in writing. Caught ourself a secondary just as soon as we’d triumphantly announced that we’d beaten off the first bug, so off we went

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We LOL’ed

That is to say, it would be a whole lot funnier if it weren’t TRUE. Thatisall.

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Get Well, Hillary

We realize that Hillary Clinton won’t be testifying today because she had one too many and fell off her broom. According to her “doctors”, that is. She’s allegedly going to testify some time in January when things have died down, er, she’s gotten better, at which point it will be largely irrelevant since half a

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We Absolutely Need to Do Something About This Whole Putting Guns in the Hands of Murderers Problem

And the guilty parties need to be brought to justice and punished to the fullest extent of the law and THEN some. WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – A gun found at the scene of a shootout between a Mexican drug cartel and soldiers where a beauty queen died was part of the botched “Fast and Furious” operation,

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Pro-Shooting Democrat Fascist To Reinstate “Protect Criminals Bill”

After she’s been sitting on it for a year, waiting for a bunch of bloodied corpses to wave around over her head while trying to make life safer for mass murderers and other scum. Never one to let a crisis go to waste, Senator Diane Feinstein breathlessly announced yesterday on Meet The Press that she

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A Proposal For Congress

Since you’re so convinced that the only way to avoid further massacres is to disarm the prospective victims ahead of time, we’re willing to compromise and let you at least try out your model for a bit in order to evaluate it. Therefore, be it resolved that from this day forward, all premises of government,

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At Least the Man Knows What Integrity is

His Imperial Majesty has to admit that when news broke of General Petraeus’ peccadilloes, he felt a bit like he felt when he found out that Sammy Sosa had been using a corked bat. Only worse. Because His Sith Majesty is a huge fanboi when it comes to GEN Petraeus. Yes, we admit it, and

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