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Happy No Labor Day Open Thread

It has long been His Imperial Majesty’s custom to hail Labor Day as “the day we celebrate labor by refusing to do any.” No longer. After 5 years of NuMerikan Obamunism, it has become the day when millions upon millions of Americans, more with every passing year of this Reign of Error, sit down and

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Infographic Open Thread

From Sipsey Street Irregulars: Any questions? Thatisall.

Question for those of you who know of these things

Guys, a question (which can be a semi-open thread, or not – your choice). I have a relative who has a talent for hand-loading ammo. This relative would prefer to begin preparations for the moment when the fecal material impacts the oscillating device. Questions: How much total layout, and how easy to acquire? (Meaning, of

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Do not try this at home…..

…these people are Russian drivers. [youtube][/youtube] And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere.

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Let’s go racing!

Well maybe not just yet…. Fridays were race-night in the environs of Ohio where I grew up – it’s all we had to do. Tinker with our cars, and race them. Today it’s Honda’s & Mitsubishi’s out there warring on the streets – sometimes with disastrous results. It took long years and an street  racing

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One of Two White, Tea Party Right Wing Extremist Boston Bombers Dead, Other on the Run

Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam

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The Deathstar was an inside job

We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!! [youtube][/youtube]

Coffee and Guns

Enjoying my day off by planning to go to work for a few hours of overtime LOL. Sipping coffee and exercising my 2nd Amendment rights by purchasing a shotgun online. No, it’s not an “anonymous Internet purchase”, the gun will be shipped to the licensed dealer of my choice for pickup, as required by law.

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What? We’re Still Here? Open Thread

We guess that means that we’re going to have to pay back those loans we took out all of December. Anybody spot us a few mil? Thatisall.

Thursday Open Thread

Since we keep being told that we don’t have enough of those and, well, you have a point. We’re having too much fun being pithy on Teh Twitter right now (@EmperorMisha), annoying the multitudes with snarky shit, although we still don’t see how <140 characters can ever be a useful means of communicating. Oh well,

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Election Day Open Thread

By popular demand, and just to make sure we have one since I won’t be available all night as I have to do my part to keep the pumps pumping and the pipes piping, here’s your Open Thread to talk about the results as they roll in today. We’re winning. Do your duty, enjoy the

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So Maybe A Little Gun Pr0n Is In Order

Meet the newest member of the household! She’s a Springfield XDs sub-compact .45! Featuring all the goodness of the XD line, but completely re-engineered into a sub-compact model, this 3.3 inch barreled fist full o’ nasty packs .45 ACP punch in a slim, trim package that only makes it to an inch wide because of

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Incompetence at Home, Impotence Abroad

To paraphrase the Weekly Standard a bit regarding Der Fubar’s reign of error, as we learn this: Navy to Lay Off 3,000 Sailors After which it was our plan to write a long, angry, righteous screed about Der Fubar and his misadministration’s repeated attempts at neutering our nation’s military strength, but we just couldn’t get

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New Scientific Discovery

The heaviest element known to science The CSIRO (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization) has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element is Governmentium ( Gv ). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312

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Happy Labor Day Open Thread

And, speaking of labor: Have fun in the comments. Thatisall.