Posts belonging to Category Open Thread'

It’s that time… [UPDATED]

HOWDY, HUMANS! (and those of you who identify as something else…) Tomorrow, WordPress is pushing out a new upgrade, and I guess I should be around here to make sure it doesn’t break anything.  While it is less troublesome than an average Windows 10 update, there are cases where plugins or the theme framework might

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From the farthest shores..a word from LCBren

From my Rottie mates..to the lobotomised, pussified, lily livered panic merchants in Australia FFS KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU with the 4300 rolls of TP, settle. the. FUCK. DOWN. Jesus H Christ, we got past the Cold War, we got past nuclear bombers on 24 hour alert with enough megatons aboard to make THANOS scream “I

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My Work Here is Done

I’ve kept an eye on this site for ten days.  I am pretty sure that if I were to look at the server logs, I’ve probably come here more often than anyone… For the reason I was called here in the first place: People ARE able to register, it’s just that the only “people” registering

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This…..is…just..WRONG

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.

Low Bridge, everybody DUCK!!!!

It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.

So, Er, Hi?

Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less

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Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Yule Open Thread

Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.

The Devil went down to Georgia

I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger ..it’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m

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We’ve Got Nothin’

Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a

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Holiday Open Peni… Oh Shite, We Mean Thread. THREAD, Dammit!

Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this

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Palate Cleanser Open Thread

Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:

Meanwhile, in the Führerbunker

As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse

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Sunday Night Funny Open Thread

Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.

Great Moments in Vehicular Homicide Open Thread

Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno[/youtube] Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.

Happy 5774!

L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!