LCBren: Um..that was me. I set yours to auto approve after that last one got caught. ….*wanders off grumbling*
Terrapod: Hey – this one did not go to Spam! Progress!! Thanks Mr. Opposable Thumbs Terrapod: And so tell me. when did a fucking Ill Annoys senator become Commander in Chief?... LCBren: Terra the spam filter grabbed your post faster than a Karen can ask for a manager..so I spanked it hard,... Terrapod: This is not in the news, only on the blogospher. Methinks the tsunami is a building. This is in effin NY...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts? Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. 😉
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in...
irish19: Well put, Sire.HOWDY, HUMANS! (and those of you who identify as something else…) Tomorrow, WordPress is pushing out a new upgrade, and I guess I should be around here to make sure it doesn’t break anything. While it is less troublesome than an average Windows 10 update, there are cases where plugins or the theme framework might
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From my Rottie mates..to the lobotomised, pussified, lily livered panic merchants in Australia FFS KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU with the 4300 rolls of TP, settle. the. FUCK. DOWN. Jesus H Christ, we got past the Cold War, we got past nuclear bombers on 24 hour alert with enough megatons aboard to make THANOS scream “I
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I’ve kept an eye on this site for ten days. I am pretty sure that if I were to look at the server logs, I’ve probably come here more often than anyone… For the reason I was called here in the first place: People ARE able to register, it’s just that the only “people” registering
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.
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It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.
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Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less
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Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.
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I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger ..it’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
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Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno[/youtube] Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
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L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
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