Terrapod: Yeah, the total wussification of defense and destruction of America. The weasels don’t give a shit...
Fa Cube Itches: “That’s not who we are.” – Somber-faced GOP politicians who are totes... Fa Cube Itches: “This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they... Terrapod: Why are our military snipers not shooting the invaders on the fence and on our soil if already over said...
DJ Allyn, MPSE: The new format is an experiment over the straight chronological format. I was going to run with it... DJ Allyn, MPSE: On November 2, 2018, DJ made the following observation: And it still looks like Democrats will...
Iron Bear: Hmmm. I wonder why. I mean, it couldn’t possibly be that your president is fond of creating enemies in a... DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren stated: No they wont I hope you don’t disappoint easily. DJ Allyn, MPSE: LC Bren said, And that matters…why? Its a lifetime appointment. I responded to your comment. You...
LCBren: And it still looks like Democrats will re-take the House. No they wont And Democrats are pretty sure that... DJ Allyn, MPSE: No question they’re going to overreach and do everything they can to wreck the country, I see it... Terrapod: As God is my witness, how is it that “the people” re elect NJ criminal Menendez, crazies such...
angrywebmaster: No question they’re going to overreach and do everything they can to wreck the country,... Terrapod: Well, that is it then, we are in for 2 years of kabuki and gridlock. The D party will go hog wild in the... Terrapod: This is fascinating. Only 3% reporting in Indiana but every R candidate is 2 x the vote count of the D...
BC, Imperial Torturer: Don’t get me wrong… I’m a YUUUUUGE fan of FAEs!!! Nothing would be more... Iron Bear: Depends. If the unarmoured targets are in a narrow column in a confined space as they were on that... BC, Imperial Torturer: I’m more inclined to go with these babies… https://m.youtube.com/watch... Iron Bear: Snerk. Sadly, D.J. there’s a LOT fewer of us Rotties than there used to be. I’m not sure that... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Iron Bear commented: “We don’t, and your nullification and repatriation wiseassery eventually... DJ Allyn, MPSE: For a minute.
sleeper: Must…resist…urge&# 8230;to “downvote” DJ… Glad you’re still on the job. DJ Allyn, MPSE: You have a lot more faith in the future than I do. I’m almost glad that I will not be around... Fa Cube Itches: Unless he’s going to pull a Medea and whack out his own fuck trophies, his spawn will live on...
Emperor Misha I: Your biggest threat is not these old farts you’ve been gassing on about for years, it is the rising...[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.
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It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.
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Is your idea of fun slogging through muddy bottoms in thick brush, searching for 300 pounds of lightning fast slobber slinging pork with a surly attitude and razor sharp tusks? Cool. Mine too. It’s been too long since we had some gun pr0n. Here’s the gun I chose as my Hog Hammer. Chambered in .308,
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Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less
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Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.
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Upon viewing his work, and realizing a need for such incredible competence in the Empire, I respectfully submit that LC Sir Cheapshot911, K.o.E., one of our newest Knights of the Empire, should be bestowed with the title “Imperial Photographer”. While RottFest attendees who can attest to Cheap’s hard work are encouraged to chime in, I
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I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger ..it’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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The Imperial Sniper is back! After suffering a stroke that left her with, as she called it “wonky vision” and not shooting for over two years, she went to the range today. First, she tore the X-ring up with her beloved Springfield XD-9. Then she moved to the 100 yard range, where she proved she
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Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
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Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno[/youtube] Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
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L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
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