Terrapod: https://www.foxnews.com/us/tru ck-spills-3500-gallons-of-choc olate-across-arizona-highway Well,...
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology: 5 minutes a side?!? Is he cooking a steak or tanning leather for shoes?
DJ Allyn, MPSE: I’ve heard rumors that she is going to be challenged this time around. The problem is, this is...
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: her name is pronounced Shama Sawant……. She is a... DJ Allyn, MPSE: I believe that her family came from India. I’m ready to send her back. WE don’t get to... Terrapod: India, Indonesia, Malaysia in descending order of probability is my guess. God help the locals if she gets...
L.O.R. Ankle biter: How do you pronounce that name? Where’s it from?
LC Xystus: Speaking of walls… https://youtu.be/upBWWm86PXU
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Aieeee, my eyes. Damn son, who do you think you are, BC? DJ Allyn, MPSE: Oddly… mesmerizing.
sleeper: That was….weird.
irish19: He definitely needs to compile that list, and then present it to the public in another Oval Office speech....
Azygos: The Dem’s who run the government turned off E-Verify and put a statement on the website that it is not... irish19: I caught the end of Schumer’s response. What a lying sack of shite! The govt. has to stay shut down... Terrapod: The POTUS speech was short, clear and to the point. Can’t wait to hear how SchumerPelosi counter it... Terrapod: Goood morning Rooooswelllll! Nice to see you are alive and kicking there Azy! Terrapod: Bwahahahahah – the D party in the House is finally getting to enjoy first hand the fruits of their...
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother: Just want to say MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you Terrapod: Well, for lack of any other forum, Merry Christmas and a very Happy and prosperous new year to all the... Terrapod: What the Frogs are really pissed off about (also happening in Greece and Belgium now): Resignation of the...
LC Gunsniper: Beating Hitlary Clinton in a Presidential election is not actually a crime, you know. Terrapod: Robert Mullet had better put up or shut up soon. This 24/7 media/Mullet shit has gone beyond tiresome and... LC Xystus: Not without a conviction.[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.
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It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.
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Is your idea of fun slogging through muddy bottoms in thick brush, searching for 300 pounds of lightning fast slobber slinging pork with a surly attitude and razor sharp tusks? Cool. Mine too. It’s been too long since we had some gun pr0n. Here’s the gun I chose as my Hog Hammer. Chambered in .308,
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Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less
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Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.
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Upon viewing his work, and realizing a need for such incredible competence in the Empire, I respectfully submit that LC Sir Cheapshot911, K.o.E., one of our newest Knights of the Empire, should be bestowed with the title “Imperial Photographer”. While RottFest attendees who can attest to Cheap’s hard work are encouraged to chime in, I
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I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger ..it’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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The Imperial Sniper is back! After suffering a stroke that left her with, as she called it “wonky vision” and not shooting for over two years, she went to the range today. First, she tore the X-ring up with her beloved Springfield XD-9. Then she moved to the 100 yard range, where she proved she
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Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
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Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno[/youtube] Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
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L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
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