Emperor Misha I: Thanks, Deej!
LCBren: ..said Douglas Adams….
Red Five: Rolling the Rs on “prick” just makes this.
Opposable Thumbs: There is NOTHING like the gratuitous use of the word, FUCK.
angrywebmaster: Wall, rifles, journalists. Some assembly required. Rope is cheaper, easier to get, (Seems... angrywebmaster: First, some due diligence. My S.O.(Who is also my ex-wife. We got back together!!), Is Chinese. Now,...
LC hilljohnny: can someone put that on ‘Winnie the Flu’ shirt? angrywebmaster: I can’t speak to your country, but here we have a few governors, surprising no one, Democratic... LCBren: My state in Aust now has a travel ban, cant leave the country AT ALL ( except for celebrities OF COURSE ),... angrywebmaster: And now…Twitter. I’d go for the hat trick but I don’t use instagram angrywebmaster: And now, lets see how long it takes for the Faceplant ban hammer to kill my backup account. 😉 LC hilljohnny: the panic pimps are loving this crisis angrywebmaster: Speaking of idiots panicking, I hit a Costco and a local supermarket today. I couldn’t get...
Terrapod: Aaaand thanks to TUAK – the COVID 19 theme song. Saw Wild Al at concert once but not this song.... Terrapod: Just sent these two links to everyone that I can reach – comes from Small Dead Animals blog which... angrywebmaster: Worried? I’m not worried. I’m annoyed. Have you noticed that all the cities and states... Terrapod: “Toast on fire” indeed. I humbly recommend this also be the state of existence for the entire... angrywebmaster: President Trump saw what was happening before he took office. He’s been working to bring all... Terrapod: In case you don’t know of him. Garcetti is a total communist asshole, and LA – majority... Terrapod: Yup, enforced police state is already with us in California, NYC and Baltimore but there is really no way... LCBren: Under the new restrictions, which came into effect this morning, customers will be limited to one of these... Terrapod: H2SO4 milkshakes anyone? Cement optional. Want to know who the D voter base is? Just read the poison... LCBren: FINALLY my password works. UGH. Announcing a raft of new measures and restrictions designed to curb the... Terrapod: I sincerely hope POTUS is trolling the media with his “maybe by Easter we call this work stoppage... angrywebmaster: And the market was up 2200 points today. All tat money they pulled out is going to be coming back in.HOWDY, HUMANS! (and those of you who identify as something else…) Tomorrow, WordPress is pushing out a new upgrade, and I guess I should be around here to make sure it doesn’t break anything. While it is less troublesome than an average Windows 10 update, there are cases where plugins or the theme framework might
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From my Rottie mates..to the lobotomised, pussified, lily livered panic merchants in Australia FFS KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU with the 4300 rolls of TP, settle. the. FUCK. DOWN. Jesus H Christ, we got past the Cold War, we got past nuclear bombers on 24 hour alert with enough megatons aboard to make THANOS scream “I
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I’ve kept an eye on this site for ten days. I am pretty sure that if I were to look at the server logs, I’ve probably come here more often than anyone… For the reason I was called here in the first place: People ARE able to register, it’s just that the only “people” registering
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.
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It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.
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Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less
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Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.
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I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger ..it’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
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Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno[/youtube] Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
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L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
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