Posts belonging to Category Open Thread'
Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 19, 2013
Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam
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Posted by LCBrendan on March 28, 2013
We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!
Categories: Epically Epic, Funny Shit, Open Thread | Tags: Conspiracy theories abound | 9 Comments »
Posted by DJ Allyn, MPSE on February 1, 2013
Okay, so the rest of The Management™ is either at a convention I wasn’t invited to, or they are out having their hair and nails done. So, in the interest of providing some new material here, (and to let LC Gladiator have a whole new thread with his name on it) I thought it would
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Posted by DJ Allyn, MPSE on January 12, 2013
I am going to try something completely different here. I refuse to talk about politics, government, Right/Left, Up/Down, guns, or anything else that tends to divide us. Personally, I an sick of it all, and have been for a while now. Instead, I want to talk about something that I am sure we all have
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Posted by LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. on January 11, 2013
Enjoying my day off by planning to go to work for a few hours of overtime LOL. Sipping coffee and exercising my 2nd Amendment rights by purchasing a shotgun online. No, it’s not an “anonymous Internet purchase”, the gun will be shipped to the licensed dealer of my choice for pickup, as required by law.
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Categories: Open Thread | Tags: | 91 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 22, 2012
We guess that means that we’re going to have to pay back those loans we took out all of December. Anybody spot us a few mil? Thatisall.
Categories: Open Thread | Tags: | 32 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 20, 2012
Since we keep being told that we don’t have enough of those and, well, you have a point. We’re having too much fun being pithy on Teh Twitter right now (@EmperorMisha), annoying the multitudes with snarky shit, although we still don’t see how <140 characters can ever be a useful means of communicating. Oh well,
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Posted by DJ Allyn, MPSE on December 8, 2012
… only because he asked for it. [Because that is how we roll! Ask and you shall receive. Oh, and everybody else feel free to chime in as well. You know, if you want to and all. Seriously. You know you want to. OK, we'll shut up now. --Emp. Misha]
Categories: Open Thread | Tags: | 49 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 6, 2012
By popular demand, and just to make sure we have one since I won’t be available all night as I have to do my part to keep the pumps pumping and the pipes piping, here’s your Open Thread to talk about the results as they roll in today. We’re winning. Do your duty, enjoy the
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Posted by LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. on October 1, 2012
Meet the newest member of the household! She’s a Springfield XDs sub-compact .45! Featuring all the goodness of the XD line, but completely re-engineered into a sub-compact model, this 3.3 inch barreled fist full o’ nasty packs .45 ACP punch in a slim, trim package that only makes it to an inch wide because of
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Categories: Front Page, Open Thread | Tags: Open Thread | 51 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 9, 2012
To paraphrase the Weekly Standard a bit regarding Der Fubar’s reign of error, as we learn this: Navy to Lay Off 3,000 Sailors After which it was our plan to write a long, angry, righteous screed about Der Fubar and his misadministration’s repeated attempts at neutering our nation’s military strength, but we just couldn’t get
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Categories: Open Thread | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Posted by LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. on September 7, 2012
The heaviest element known to science The CSIRO (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization) has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element is Governmentium ( Gv ). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312
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Categories: Front Page, Funny Shit, Open Thread, Weird Science | Tags: Funny Shit, Open Thread | 19 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 3, 2012
And, speaking of labor: Have fun in the comments. Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 1, 2012
Since we haven’t had an open thread for, we don’t know… A while. But first, a word from the president of the United States: Okay, so he’s not saying much tonight. We guess we’ll just have to leave it to you then. Thatisall.
Categories: Open Thread, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 25 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 26, 2012
We give you this awesome music video and an Open Thread: We didn’t reach out to the DNCMedia for their reaction, because we already know it: “That is some of the most despicable, racist, bigoted right wing extremist hate speech the world has ever seen and is most assuredly the direct cause of Hurricane Isaac!”
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Categories: Open Thread, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 13 Comments »
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