Posts belonging to Category Open Thread'
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 22, 2013
As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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Posted by LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. on November 8, 2013
The Imperial Sniper is back! After suffering a stroke that left her with, as she called it “wonky vision” and not shooting for over two years, she went to the range today. First, she tore the X-ring up with her beloved Springfield XD-9. Then she moved to the 100 yard range, where she proved she
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Categories: Front Page, Open Thread | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 22, 2013
Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
Categories: Funny Shit, Open Thread, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 7, 2013
Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
Categories: Funny Shit, Open Thread | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 4, 2013
L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
Categories: Open Thread, Public Announcements | Tags: | 2 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 2, 2013
It has long been His Imperial Majesty’s custom to hail Labor Day as “the day we celebrate labor by refusing to do any.” No longer. After 5 years of NuMerikan Obamunism, it has become the day when millions upon millions of Americans, more with every passing year of this Reign of Error, sit down and
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Categories: Democrat Socialists, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Open Thread, Public Announcements, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 4 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 9, 2013
From Sipsey Street Irregulars: Any questions? Thatisall.
Categories: Gun Fearing Wussies, Open Thread | Tags: | 38 Comments »
Posted by Darth Venomous on June 22, 2013
Guys, a question (which can be a semi-open thread, or not – your choice). I have a relative who has a talent for hand-loading ammo. This relative would prefer to begin preparations for the moment when the fecal material impacts the oscillating device. Questions: How much total layout, and how easy to acquire? (Meaning, of
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Life in the Empire, Open Thread | Tags: | 32 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on June 17, 2013
…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..
Categories: Epic FAIL, Epically Epic, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Open Thread | Tags: | 29 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on May 31, 2013
Well maybe not just yet…. Fridays were race-night in the environs of Ohio where I grew up – it’s all we had to do. Tinker with our cars, and race them. Today it’s Honda’s & Mitsubishi’s out there warring on the streets – sometimes with disastrous results. It took long years and an street racing
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Categories: Front Page, Open Thread | Tags: | 27 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 19, 2013
Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam
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Categories: Open Thread, Religion of Piss, The Long War | Tags: | 35 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on March 28, 2013
We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!
Categories: Epically Epic, Funny Shit, Open Thread | Tags: Conspiracy theories abound | 9 Comments »
Posted by DJ Allyn, MPSE on February 1, 2013
Okay, so the rest of The Management™ is either at a convention I wasn’t invited to, or they are out having their hair and nails done. So, in the interest of providing some new material here, (and to let LC Gladiator have a whole new thread with his name on it) I thought it would
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Posted by DJ Allyn, MPSE on January 12, 2013
I am going to try something completely different here. I refuse to talk about politics, government, Right/Left, Up/Down, guns, or anything else that tends to divide us. Personally, I an sick of it all, and have been for a while now. Instead, I want to talk about something that I am sure we all have
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Posted by LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E. on January 11, 2013
Enjoying my day off by planning to go to work for a few hours of overtime LOL. Sipping coffee and exercising my 2nd Amendment rights by purchasing a shotgun online. No, it’s not an “anonymous Internet purchase”, the gun will be shipped to the licensed dealer of my choice for pickup, as required by law.
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