LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: Regarding the WaPo and blaming The Donald? Are they finally...
Emperor Misha I: angrywebmaster says: did you see how the Washington Compost is blaming Hurricane Florence on Trump?...
angrywebmaster: Great Britain has been demoted. It’s shall be known as inadequate Britain. :em07: Oh, and in a...
Fa Cube Itches: Gotta hand it to the MI boys. They can track every move made by a pair of professional master... LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: Hey, Deej? When you get the emojis working, can you put in a...
DJ Allyn, MPSE: To me, President Don’s tweets whisper, “Heeere I am, fishie, fishie, fishie…come and get it.” Yeah,...
LC Mike in Chi: DJ Allyn, MPSE says: But it certainly isn’t going to stop Trump from TRYING to make this all about... DJ Allyn, MPSE: BC, Imperial Torturer says: I notice that you conveniently left out the entire point of my comment....
BC, Imperial Torturer: I notice that you conveniently left out the entire point of my comment. That shows that the... LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: My #1 daughter is in SC, and my sister, nephews and nieces... LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: Okay, let’s see how this works. I note an emoji below... DJ Allyn, MPSE: angrywebmaster asked: interesting. What’s the plugin? It’s called wpDiscuz. It has a lot of...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: If you have to change far better Disqus than FarcePlant. angrywebmaster: interesting. What’s the plugin? DJ Allyn, MPSE: angrywebmaster says: Did you notice that Canada has committed an act of war? Our “loss”,... Emperor Misha I: And it doesn’t even end there. How about a certain gang of merry rebels (al-Qaeda affiliated,...
Iron Bear: VonZorch Imperial Researcher says: Well then, lets look at who benefits. The obvious first choice is... VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Iron Bear says: Somebody or somebodies have a vested interest in creating a causus... Iron Bear: Terrapod says: What if someone in Moscow is angling to get Putin out and is pulling strings to...
Terrapod: This may be less to see than you think. What if someone in Moscow is angling to get Putin out and is... Terrapod: 120 or so Bangladeshis caught sneaking across the Rio Grand into Texas, fucking Bangladeshis for...
RDM: “What did we do to offend you?” Liberals and other Islamoapologists. Fa Cube Itches: Never Forgive Never Forget – Most of the US populace Never Really Do Anything About It –...[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.
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It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.
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Is your idea of fun slogging through muddy bottoms in thick brush, searching for 300 pounds of lightning fast slobber slinging pork with a surly attitude and razor sharp tusks? Cool. Mine too. It’s been too long since we had some gun pr0n. Here’s the gun I chose as my Hog Hammer. Chambered in .308,
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Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less
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Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.
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Upon viewing his work, and realizing a need for such incredible competence in the Empire, I respectfully submit that LC Sir Cheapshot911, K.o.E., one of our newest Knights of the Empire, should be bestowed with the title “Imperial Photographer”. While RottFest attendees who can attest to Cheap’s hard work are encouraged to chime in, I
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I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger ..it’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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The Imperial Sniper is back! After suffering a stroke that left her with, as she called it “wonky vision” and not shooting for over two years, she went to the range today. First, she tore the X-ring up with her beloved Springfield XD-9. Then she moved to the 100 yard range, where she proved she
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Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
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Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno[/youtube] Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
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L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
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