Just Another Random Nut, GLOR: Hey Allahpundit, got a hint for you. There’s a saying that if you’re...
Tallulah: Anyone else having trouble logging onto PJ Media? They’ve been crashing constantly the past two...
Igor, Imperial Booby: With 100 more of his kind we could storm that pesthole called Washington D.C. and wipe them...
The Mulatto Maker: “I had no feelin’s. My feelin’s was for my brother who was killed. And I swore... Igor, Imperial Booby: Sure, we left the “keys” in it, but bring your own batteries… the shelf life...
Darth Venomous: Lt. Hawk in Star Trek: First Contact.
lc purple raider: Played a bad guy in Justified. The Mulatto Maker: LCBrendan says: He played Buck Compton in Band of Brothers. Also in a series called Hot Zone...
LCBrendan: He played Buck Compton in Band of Brothers. Also in a series called Hot Zone Igor, Imperial Booby: Leave Anthony’s weiner out of this, please, my liege. I beg of you! :em01:
Emperor Misha I: The monument to the wisdom of adopting sustainable energy (meaning freezing in the dark), that...
Library Czar: You know the answer Bruce, the MSM has become the media wing of the democrat socialist party.
bruce: i keep wondering why the american voter did not do their home work on this pickle smoking,commie who comes...
LC BU1 IMotBP: I would laugh, if it weren’t true…
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: that should have been NOTE that the only one looking at Hasselbecks... Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: not that the only one looking at Elizabeth Hasselbecks legs is... bruce: there would be no soviet union if roosevelt had not recognized the commies and given them money just as they...
dasbow: Why does Europe need fossil fuels from Russia? What about all those whirly gigs and solar power? Oh, right....
LC R6: Yes, but now that Blitzkrieg or AirLand Doctrine as we renamed it after we learned it from Hitler is...
Veeshir: I hereby bet $1 that NYers will bitch and moan about him right up until they reelect him. Recall that they...
Radical Redneck: Just finished my sign for the parade on Monday (where Hizzoner won’t be since the parade... Radical Redneck: Don’t OD too much on the schadenfreude fellow travelers. What happens here affects the rest...
Cougar1978: Sorry, but New Yoik can suck it. You got warned. You had an opportunity to vote in a real mayor, not...
Lady H: Since our Princess Natasha is no longer on Facebook ( 
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angrywebmaster: Gunbunny @ #:So say, for example, Obamacare’s 2700 pages were required to be debated at that rate…...Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this time
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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The Imperial Sniper is back! After suffering a stroke that left her with, as she called it “wonky vision” and not shooting for over two years, she went to the range today. First, she tore the X-ring up with her beloved Springfield XD-9. Then she moved to the 100 yard range, where she proved she
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Stilton Jarlsberg brings teh funneh: Meow.
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Because we got nothin’ so we’ll just steal this proposed Mercedes commercial from Ace. Mercedes chose not to go with it, which we understand. Because if you DON’T get the reference… Open thread! Thatisall.
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L’Shanah Tovah from the Rottweiler Empire!
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It has long been His Imperial Majesty’s custom to hail Labor Day as “the day we celebrate labor by refusing to do any.” No longer. After 5 years of NuMerikan Obamunism, it has become the day when millions upon millions of Americans, more with every passing year of this Reign of Error, sit down and
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From Sipsey Street Irregulars: Any questions? Thatisall.
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Guys, a question (which can be a semi-open thread, or not – your choice). I have a relative who has a talent for hand-loading ammo. This relative would prefer to begin preparations for the moment when the fecal material impacts the oscillating device. Questions: How much total layout, and how easy to acquire? (Meaning, of
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…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..
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Well maybe not just yet…. Fridays were race-night in the environs of Ohio where I grew up – it’s all we had to do. Tinker with our cars, and race them. Today it’s Honda’s & Mitsubishi’s out there warring on the streets – sometimes with disastrous results. It took long years and an street racing
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Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam
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We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!
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