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Happy Birthday, You Lovely Old Broad!

Things are hectic around the Imperial Palace, finances are awfully, uncomfortably tight and boy do we need a vacation BUT… There is nothing on Earth we’d rather be than an American, and nowhere we’d rather be than right the bloody hell here, in America! Happy birthday, America, from this most grateful of all of your

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Vacationing

It’s that yearly thing, retreating from the busy running of the Empire, entertaining family from abroad and so on, which is why we’re terribly absent from our duties, trusting our trusted lieutenants to make sure the Empire stands. Yes, we know, we’re doomed. Nevertheless, it looks like it’s been a fun time so far in

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Happy Pesach!

May the L-rd continue to keep, bless and protect you from evil because there sure is a lot of that around these days. We stand together against it, though, the Tribe and us Gentiles, and between the lot of us, we can’t be beaten. Chag sameach, and may evil continue to pass over and past

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Quick update

Oh yes, a thud indeed. Sorry, I’ve been out of it for a while. What, the holidays and all, but a damnable case of the interminable cruds as well, more specifically pneumonia. Beats the snot out of you, it does. Still, I just wanted to let you all know that I’ve not gone into hibernation,

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Save Our Snowflakes!

We may be a cold, cynical, warmongering Emperor, but we do not have a heart of stone. So when we saw this deeply touching, moving and heart-wrenching PSA, we just knew that we had to share it. We cannot, will not, accept a brutal, tyrannical, oppressive, dictatorial night of hurt feelings descending upon this nation

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Pesky Code Issues

Drat… Just noticed that the login and register links don’t work anymore. The login from the left sidebar works (but the register/lost password links are missing), but if you’re anywhere else and needs to login/register, it just takes you to a “Denied” page. Hopefully I can figure out what the Hades is going on with

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On This Day, Which Shall Live in Infamy

We remember our fallen heroes. Never forget! Thatisall.

It’s… Turkey Day!

Happy Turkey Day to all of you. I hope you don’t have to deal with too many garbage diaper-babies in your families hell bent on destroying the holiday, and I trust that you have a highly appropriate and merciless response if you do. You wouldn’t be Rotties if you didn’t. My main advice would be

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen

So it’s about to be crunch time, and we’d like to open with a quote from LC and IB Socklessjoe in this most excellent post that deserves to be read in its entirety: Donald Trump is a despicable human being. He’s not a conservative. His policies, to the extent that they have any consistency, stand

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On This Day That Shall Live in Infamy

…we should like to remind all current day Daesholes, Prozis and assorted other worthless wastes of skin that, whereas we Americans may be slow to anger and action, Heaven help you if you manage to push us that far! Just ask Tojo. That’s right, you can’t. Thatisall.

Happy Belated 4th

“How can it be happy?”, you might ask, pointing rightly to the seemingly endless line of grievances, insults, defeats and crimes our beloved Republic has suffered at the hands of our enemies. To which I answer: “For the same reason any birthday is a happy occasion, no matter what the temporary circumstances might be at

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With a Heavy Heart

…it is my sad duty to report that LC Brendan’s beloved wife, Marion, passed into the arms of the L-rd yesterday. She fought as bravely as any and then some, but in the end there was no strength left in her to fight on, her will to do so notwithstanding. Brendan instructs me that he

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Please, If Your Prayer Wheels Have a Moment…

I wish I could be the bearer of good news or, at the very least, some silly news that one might conceivably laugh at, and that time will come. Right now, however, is not that time. Our very own Oz Brendan’s wife is in the ICU, fighting a big one, and I do mean a

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Damn, a Whole Lotta Birthdays!

And on a beautiful, sunny Sunday in Texas, no less. It is our pride and delight to announce a few birthdays in no particular order: Our very own LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E., who looks not a day older than 60. He will, no doubt, be celebrating it in Uncle Sam’s Misguided Childrens’ inimitable

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Ask, And You Shall Receive…

And His Imperial Majesty is so very much in! His Curmudgeonly Eminence, Francis Porretto, has gone forth and established the following: Not only that, he has set up a website for it, which shall forthwith be found on the Imperial Blogroll. Now we just need to figure out the code to our own site well

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