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LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant: There is – like DJ mentioned – also the ability to...
DJ Allyn, MPSE: LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says: Never had that happen EVER in my life! You...
bruce: ate bruce: i know what it is like to be out of work because i could not buy a job when i came home from viet nam and my... LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant: LC TerribleTroy @ #:5 No slight taken Troy. You’ve only...
LC TerribleTroy: FUCK POPCORN! Im so fucking pissed about this I better see some motherfucking perp walking (and not... LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant: NYT is now reporting – that the Obama administration was...
Cougar1978: Wow, and I thought Valerie Jarrett was the only Queen Thundercunt of The Black House….. Nope, we...
Igor, Imperial Booby: Musta been some Eucalyptus on his breath. Or really bad after-shave… :em03: Cougar1978: Awesome. I think we need to import some of these deadly furry mo-fos and use em to clear out Da...
Aus_Autarch: Bah, nothing. You do know that we have spiders that eat snakes, right? http://s21.postimg.org/5ocj...
LadyRaven: Drop Bear Attack Caught on Film! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-WD_Nh_rboQ
Library Czar: You sure that is not an Obongo relative? The ears give it away.
Fa Cube Itches: fporretto @ #: But Obama is such a nice guy! How can we doubt him — or suspect that he’d use...
fporretto: But Obama is such a nice guy! How can we doubt him — or suspect that he’d use unlimited power...
Crustyrusty: Fa Cube Itches @ #: More like, mein Arsch tut mir weh… Fa Cube Itches: Come along, peasants, join in our song: Unsere Fahne flattert uns voran!
Tallulah: The Fourth Estate Fifth Column are rightly indignant, but I predict that it will not spread even slightly... Cougar1978: That lil’ Bitch Ass Carney, aka Goebbels Sperm Spilled Come to Life, is gonna be popular in...
irish19: Brilliant!! Always liked that song. :em01: :em05:
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Provider: My Leige, check the tip jar. Gave what I can spare…hopefully I can give... Cougar1978: It’s The Law? So WAS Prohibition….. Bitch! Or Suck My Balls. Fa Cube Itches: Oh, and one other response to “It’s. The. Law.”: Well….I like the classics,... Fa Cube Itches: Crustyrusty @ #: Rope. Streetlight. Politician. There’s ya 3 words, asshole. Other acceptable...- 101 million Americans out of the workforce – Worse Labor Participation Rate (63.3) since 1979 (Carter) – 88,000 jobs created but 633,000 left the workforce in March – 47 Million Americans on Food Stamps, 1 in 6 – 50 Million Americans living under the poverty line including 1 in 5 children under 16 -
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Comrade Barack Frankovich Obama’s latest attempted acquisition to form a cabinet entirely made up of idiots more idiotic than his unholy, incompetent, stuttering clusterfuck self (not an easy job when you’ve already set the bar so low it takes an experienced team of diggers to get under it), Chuck Incitatus Hagel, was reportedly in tears
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Categories: Idiotarians, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: | 3 Comments »
[Slightly edited for readability's sake only. No content changed - I dare not; it's that effing good. -Venomous] Resistance huh? ‘Will there be resistance? Absolutely there will be resistance,’ he said. Mother Fucker, you have absolutely have no fucking idea of the Hell you will unleash. There will be no compromise, bargaining or giving on
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Gun Fearing Wussies, Klown Kar Administration, Liberal Fascism | Tags: | 65 Comments »
Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here
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Categories: Democrat Socialists, Epic FAIL, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Politics | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 9 Comments »
So says Obongo The Kenyan Klingon Fucker™. I stumbled up this little tidbit from one of the many Dark Corners of the Empire: Debate Camp: This is where your tax dollars are going this weekend! In case any of you are interested in where, exactly your tax dollars are being burned here you go: Not
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Democrat Socialists, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party | Tags: | 6 Comments »
32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people). It’s a bloody fucking miracle. Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes. Excuse
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Economic Fail, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: | 46 Comments »
So this has been bothering me for a while. I used to watch John Byner the comic quite a bit in my earlier days – some of you may remember him. He had this stunt guy on his show called Super Dave Osborne. He used to be on all the time. About the time he
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Categories: Funny Shit, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 9 Comments »
The last 48 hours have seen the current administration reap a bumper crop of clusterfuckery. I have been at a loss for a way to summarize it, until I stumbled across this image on the vast interwebs: That about sums it up nicely, don’t you think? Time for Barrack Hussein Ahmsari to go. Now. Right
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Foreign Policy, Klown Kar Administration, Middle East, Religion of Piss, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 26 Comments »
…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Fucking OUCH!, Klown Kar Administration, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Propaganda, Resident Ogabe, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 18 Comments »
Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards
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Categories: Idiotarians, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Pathetic Asstards, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Useless Swine | Tags: | 15 Comments »
And it’s henceforth not permissible to use the words “muslim” and “islam” in anti-terror training (h/t Protein Wisdom): Deputy U.S. Attorney General James Cole confirmed on Wednesday that the Obama administration was pulling back all training materials used for the law enforcement and national security communities, in order to eliminate all references to Islam that
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Klown Kar Administration, Religion of Piss, The Long War, Useless Swine | Tags: | 17 Comments »
Did everyone forget? I’ve been looking at posts and comments here for the Empire’s position on goblins and UBL definitely fits this category and more. Let’s review something we’ve coined here in the realm: When a goblin gets shot in the face, the Baby Jesus smiles. OK, we’ve had sufficient time and rightly so, to
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Categories: Front Page, Idiotarians, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: | 38 Comments »
In a move absolutely shocking the business world, the NLRB, with a fresh recess-appointed former Union Attorney seated by Obama, comes up with an incredibly partisan ruling against the Boeing Company. Boeing in their Puget Sound, Washington location has had a long history dealing with the International Machinist’s Association. The union has struck the facility
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Categories: Front Page, Klown Kar Administration | Tags: | 36 Comments »
Allow us a moment to reflect upon the shame of being behind the fwenchies while pwesident pwesent holidays in Rio, leaving the beaches just long enough to issue a feeble “me too!” Not exactly an “a day that shall live in infamy” moment. Nevertheless… If the french finding their testicles is what it takes to
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Categories: Klown Kar Administration, Religion of Piss, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 75 Comments »
On a recent thread, L’Etat, C’est Moi we had a nice long discussion over the ruling by Federal Judge Vinson in the lawsuit by 26 states [more than half of those recognized under the Constitution, a somewhat smaller fraction of the 57 that the Obama Administration claims (/sarc)]. The Left is under the belief that
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Categories: Front Page, Klown Kar Administration, LC Subotai Bahadur, Restoring the Republic | Tags: | 18 Comments »
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