Posts belonging to Category Klown Kar Administration'

The Koch Brothers… Is There Anything They CAN’T Do?

We don’t know why the Democrat National Socialists don’t just stop beating around the bush and just go straight to calling them JOOOOOS already. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Thursday accused Republicans of holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers. Because of course they did. Listen, we’re

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No. Just. No. (UPDATED)

Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid: We mean… Are they TRYING to make themselves look like complete idiots? An allegedly adult male. In a ONESIE??? His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until

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Still Fumbling About in the Dark for an Excuse for 404Care that Doesn’t Involve Their Jug-Eared Cult Leader

And being about as successful as you’d imagine when you think about a pointy-skulled leftist nutwad. (h/t Jeff Goldstein): It’s the latest chapter of Barack vs. the Health Care Killers, The Continuing Saga of Posturing, Bad Faith, Spite and Ineptitude. Remember the Bad Years of the Health Care Killers, 2000-2008? No healthcare anywhere. People were

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Paging Cindy Sheehan, you have a call from Mr. Hy·poc·ri·sy on line one

From ZeroHedge: The Pentagon Is Preparing A Cruise Missile Attack Against Syria Earlier today, in “US Refines “Military Options” Ahead Of Syrian Strikes“, we reported on what we thought was now inevitable especially since it was in agreement with what we predicted with absolute certainty over a month ago in “US Prepares For “Kinetic Strikes”

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Physician – Heal thy Self!!

Or Something like that… Says Ear Leader to our slime bucket of an Attorney General… Obama orders DOJ review over search warrant AG likely approved The review ordered by President Obama into the Justice Department’s policies on pursuing reporters’ records could have Attorney General Eric Holder effectively reviewing his own actions. Under Justice Department guidelines,

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PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

- 101 million Americans out of the workforce – Worse Labor Participation Rate (63.3) since 1979 (Carter) – 88,000 jobs created but 633,000 left the workforce in March – 47 Million Americans on Food Stamps, 1 in 6 – 50 Million Americans living under the poverty line including 1 in 5 children under 16 -

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Certifiable Dunce In Tears Upon Learning Shocking News that Jews Have Been Persecuted

Comrade Barack Frankovich Obama’s latest attempted acquisition to form a cabinet entirely made up of idiots more idiotic than his unholy, incompetent, stuttering clusterfuck self (not an easy job when you’ve already set the bar so low it takes an experienced team of diggers to get under it), Chuck Incitatus Hagel, was reportedly in tears

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You bet your ignorant syphilitic infected brain there will be

[Slightly edited for readability's sake only. No content changed - I dare not; it's that effing good. -Venomous] Resistance huh? ‘Will there be resistance? Absolutely there will be resistance,’ he said. Mother Fucker, you have absolutely have no fucking idea of the Hell you will unleash.  There will be no compromise, bargaining or giving on

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A Bumper Crop of Fail

Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here

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“Debate prep is a drag”

So says Obongo The Kenyan Klingon Fucker™.  I stumbled up this little tidbit from one of the many Dark Corners of the Empire: Debate Camp: This is where your tax dollars are going this weekend! In case any of you are interested in where, exactly your tax dollars are being burned here you go: Not

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It’s a Bloody Fucking MIRACLE!!!

32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people).  It’s a bloody fucking miracle.  Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes.   Excuse

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Riddle of Joe Biden Solved!

So this has been bothering me for a while. I used to watch John Byner the comic quite a bit in my earlier days – some of you may remember him. He had this stunt guy on his show called Super Dave Osborne. He used to be on all the time.  About the time he

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Failing “Forward”

The last 48 hours have seen the current administration reap a bumper crop of clusterfuckery. I have been at a loss for a way to summarize it, until I stumbled across this image on the vast interwebs: That about sums it up nicely, don’t you think? Time for Barrack Hussein Ahmsari to go. Now. Right

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Seeing As How The Already Debunked Talking Points About Fast and Furious Are Already Being Brushed Off Again…

…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no

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Damn, Ogabe Must Be in Need of a Distraction

Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards

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