Posts belonging to Category Resident Ogabe'

Just when you think that Moochelle cant get any lower….

Michelle Obama to release rap album Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus aren’t the only stars readying albums for the new season; First Lady Michelle Obama is as well. Today it was announced that Ms Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign will release an album titled Songs for a Healthier America next month. The 19-song compilation

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America’s Most Famous “Workplace Violence” Court Case Finally Underway

…and the Absolutely NOT Islamic Terrorist™ defendant is complicating matters a wee bit for King Ogabe and his objectively pro-terror lackeys: The evidence will clearly show that I am the shooter,” said Hasan, One heck of an opening statement from the defendant in a criminal case, we’d say. But surely this doesn’t interfere with King

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Oh Dear, Comrade Hussein, This Doesn’t Look Good At ALL

Not when even the CNN get caught committing random acts of actual journalism. So Benghazi was swarming with CIA agents after the murder of four Americans and now the Agency are busy threatening the agents as well as their families should they ever dare to speak out about what actually happened? It is being described

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Obama, McCain’s Syrian Allies Behead Catholic Priest

Continuing his perfect track record of spreading pisslamofascism across the Middle East, president Clusterfark Ogabe continues to push for assisting his pisslamist fundamentalists in turning Syria into a hellhole inhabited by subhuman, savage beasts. We already heard about how his noble, freedom-loving allies are cannibals, cutting the hearts of their enemies out and eating them,

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Heil Der Führer, Heil Sharia!

Damn, the hits they just keep on rolling in, don’t they? Barely had we found out that some Obersturmbannführer of the SS, sorry FBI, has declared criticism of pisslam “a prosecutable violation of civil rights” (1st Amendment? Who needs it?) before we learned that another arm of the liberal fascist regime, the EEOC, is now

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Boston Marathon: bombs detonated

Source TWO bombs have exploded at the Boston Marathon, killing two people, including an eight-year-old child, and injuring more than 50. The White House is handling the incident as “an act of terror” and US President Barack Obama said “we will find out who did this and hold them accountable” About 2.45pm local time (4.45am

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Republicans Won’t Play Nice With Me – WAAAAAA!

King Obama will be banging his sippy cup for The New Republic in an upcoming interview, according to Fox News. President Obama is suggesting that House Republicans on the issue of gun control appear neither willing to work with him nor inclined to listen to the American public on the issue. Well, at least we

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This is the draft list of banned guns under the new “laws”

This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov

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Romney Speaks at the Al Smith Dinner

A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many

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Seeing As How The Already Debunked Talking Points About Fast and Furious Are Already Being Brushed Off Again…

…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no

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How to Get Disowned by Your Family in Three Easy Steps

In which we get inexcusably long-winded yet again, but such is the way of an Emperor and, besides, we need to say it again. Feel free to skip if it makes you uncomfortable or, quite possibly, bored out of your wits) Actually, make that one easy step. Just follow the advice in this propaganda video

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Another Date that Shall Live in Infamy

January 20 2009. No further comment necessary. Thatisall.

But Let’s Not Call Him an Anti-Semitic Ally of Pisslam, M’kay?

Because that would be unhelpful, as it always seems to be according to the Establishment RINOcracy whenever somebody points out the truth about SCOAMF. Now we find that, after having given us the soon-to-be Pisslamic Republics of Egypt and Libya, the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, Ogabe, is busy trying to help out the

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At Least the Coke-Snorting Commie Fag is Honest About it

Obama deployed the language of right and wrong, fairness and unfairness, in a lengthy address that aides said he largely wrote himself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure “largely wrote it himself”, now did he? Just like his “auto”biography? Here’s something else that he actually did write: Under water grottos, caverns Filled with

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Cooking the Books

Listen, His Imperial Majesty is as happy as the next guy to hear that the economy added 120,000 jobs in November. Granted, they’re mostly temp jobs for the holidays which will disappear in a *poof* of smoke come January, but even a temp job is better than no job in the dreary mess that Comrade

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