Posts belonging to Category Middle East'
Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 17, 2014
It would seem that we are, indeed. So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 24, 2013
So we just learned that the Lying Moslem King Obama offered his pisslamist friends in Tehran another Munich deal. Do go ahead and read it if you like, but the Cliff’s Notes version is that we throw money at the Mad Mullahs who have sworn, over and over again, to nuke our Israeli allies, we
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Categories: Middle East, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party | Tags: | 21 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 13, 2013
Because democracy! Because of the danger in reporting inside Syria, it was not possible to confirm the identity or political affiliation of the victim. Nor are we certain about the motivation of his killers. Al Qaeda, typical pisslamic ritual beheading, howling and ululating… Nope, it’s a mystery. We’ll never know what could have motivated this
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Categories: Middle East, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 3 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 13, 2013
We are speaking, of course, of his current mission to get publicly buggered to smithereens by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, who is probably bored out of his skull humiliating the Botox Clown already, wishing that we’d send somebody who might at least present a challenge. But while we wait for the undoubtedly hilarious results
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Categories: Middle East, RINO Traitors, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 3 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on September 11, 2013
Sorry for my absence folks – I’ve been on a hiatus, got some time home and doing what I do, I generally make all efforts to NOT play on computers and screw around on the intertubes during those times. Not that I could if I wanted to – you go traipsing around the globe for
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Categories: Life in the Empire, Middle East | Tags: | 4 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 9, 2013
So we honestly thought that there was no way of extricating ourselves from the trap set by King Obungles’ flapping gums without a major clusterfuck being added to King Obungles’ already impressive lineup of uninterrupted clusterfucks. Guess we were wrong. And with added comedy value too! So let’s see if we get this right. Right
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Categories: Middle East, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 20 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 8, 2013
…residents of Maaloula reached by telephone described fierce battles in the streets that forced them and other locals to flee as opposition fighters flooded the village. One resident said the rebels — many of them wearing beards and shouting, “God is great!” — attacked Christian homes and churches shortly after seizing the village. “They shot
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Categories: Middle East, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors | Tags: | 12 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 8, 2013
No, seriously, that’s what they’re saying now. Which, you know, in the absence of actual facts, is pretty much all they have. But shut up, racists! The White House asserted Sunday that a “common-sense test” dictates the Syrian government is responsible for a chemical weapons attack that President Barack Obama says demands a U.S. military
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Categories: Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Middle East, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 5, 2013
Ace links to an article about how support for Barry Diaper Rash’s Excellent Syrian Adventure doesn’t seem to materialize and how we can probably expect another massive wave or bribes, give-aways and charges to our children’s bank accounts to get Barry Bumrush the votes that he so desperately needs, lest he be left looking like
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Categories: Middle East, RINO Traitors, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 5, 2013
Because Barry is a pussy. A limp-dicked, effete, Reggie Love-fluffing pussy. “My credibility is not on the line — the international community’s credibility is on the line,” President Barack Obama said Wednesday in Sweden regarding his desire for a military strike in response to a suspected August chemical attack in Syria. He said the question
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Categories: Middle East, RINO Traitors, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 29 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 1, 2013
So the Brit Parliament had the good sense to tell David Cameron to sod right the bloody hell off with his plans for flying air support for al Qaeda in Syria (good on ya, mates! Oh, and wouldn’t it be lovely if we had a system under which the people’s representatives could reign in a
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Categories: Middle East, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, The Long War | Tags: | 3 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 27, 2013
Snatched this priceless gem up over at our old friend Mike Hendrix’s: Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said today that the United States doesn’t need permission from the United Nations or any other international body to strike Syria for the use of chemical weapons against civilians. “No nation, no group of nations is bound by
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Categories: Middle East, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 42 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on August 24, 2013
From ZeroHedge: The Pentagon Is Preparing A Cruise Missile Attack Against Syria Earlier today, in “US Refines “Military Options” Ahead Of Syrian Strikes“, we reported on what we thought was now inevitable especially since it was in agreement with what we predicted with absolute certainty over a month ago in “US Prepares For “Kinetic Strikes”
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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Foreign Policy, Klown Kar Administration, Middle East, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 16, 2013
(Via Bill Quick). The Egyptian military’s slaughter of hundreds of protesters Islamic fundamentalist savages on Wednesday leaves the United States with a single clear, albeit difficult, course of action: Condition future aid to Egypt on a series of immediate reforms, and stop providing it if these conditions aren’t satisfied. Absolutely! Those evil military types’ wanton
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Categories: Idiotarians, Middle East, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on March 17, 2013
Looking through various headlines I came across this: Marine General says women ready for Combat This is sure to be a hot button topic- so At the risk of crossing swords with the G.L.O.R’s here across the mighty Empire I have to say simply this – it’s wrong. It’s just flat out wrong. The General
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Categories: Foreign Policy, Front Page, Hypocrites, Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts, Life in the Empire, Middle East, Our Heroes, Our Military, The Long War | Tags: | 56 Comments »
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