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VAconservative: Most excellent post. Good find BC. Our humble thanks.So we just learned that the Lying Moslem King Obama offered his pisslamist friends in Tehran another Munich deal. Do go ahead and read it if you like, but the Cliff’s Notes version is that we throw money at the Mad Mullahs who have sworn, over and over again, to nuke our Israeli allies, we
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Because democracy! Because of the danger in reporting inside Syria, it was not possible to confirm the identity or political affiliation of the victim. Nor are we certain about the motivation of his killers. Al Qaeda, typical pisslamic ritual beheading, howling and ululating… Nope, it’s a mystery. We’ll never know what could have motivated this
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We are speaking, of course, of his current mission to get publicly buggered to smithereens by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, who is probably bored out of his skull humiliating the Botox Clown already, wishing that we’d send somebody who might at least present a challenge. But while we wait for the undoubtedly hilarious results
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Sorry for my absence folks – I’ve been on a hiatus, got some time home and doing what I do, I generally make all efforts to NOT play on computers and screw around on the intertubes during those times. Not that I could if I wanted to – you go traipsing around the globe for
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So we honestly thought that there was no way of extricating ourselves from the trap set by King Obungles’ flapping gums without a major clusterfuck being added to King Obungles’ already impressive lineup of uninterrupted clusterfucks. Guess we were wrong. And with added comedy value too! So let’s see if we get this right. Right
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…residents of Maaloula reached by telephone described fierce battles in the streets that forced them and other locals to flee as opposition fighters flooded the village. One resident said the rebels — many of them wearing beards and shouting, “God is great!” — attacked Christian homes and churches shortly after seizing the village. “They shot
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No, seriously, that’s what they’re saying now. Which, you know, in the absence of actual facts, is pretty much all they have. But shut up, racists! The White House asserted Sunday that a “common-sense test” dictates the Syrian government is responsible for a chemical weapons attack that President Barack Obama says demands a U.S. military
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Ace links to an article about how support for Barry Diaper Rash’s Excellent Syrian Adventure doesn’t seem to materialize and how we can probably expect another massive wave or bribes, give-aways and charges to our children’s bank accounts to get Barry Bumrush the votes that he so desperately needs, lest he be left looking like
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Because Barry is a pussy. A limp-dicked, effete, Reggie Love-fluffing pussy. “My credibility is not on the line — the international community’s credibility is on the line,” President Barack Obama said Wednesday in Sweden regarding his desire for a military strike in response to a suspected August chemical attack in Syria. He said the question
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So the Brit Parliament had the good sense to tell David Cameron to sod right the bloody hell off with his plans for flying air support for al Qaeda in Syria (good on ya, mates! Oh, and wouldn’t it be lovely if we had a system under which the people’s representatives could reign in a
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Snatched this priceless gem up over at our old friend Mike Hendrix’s: Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said today that the United States doesn’t need permission from the United Nations or any other international body to strike Syria for the use of chemical weapons against civilians. “No nation, no group of nations is bound by
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From ZeroHedge: The Pentagon Is Preparing A Cruise Missile Attack Against Syria Earlier today, in “US Refines “Military Options” Ahead Of Syrian Strikes“, we reported on what we thought was now inevitable especially since it was in agreement with what we predicted with absolute certainty over a month ago in “US Prepares For “Kinetic Strikes”
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(Via Bill Quick). The Egyptian military’s slaughter of hundreds of protesters Islamic fundamentalist savages on Wednesday leaves the United States with a single clear, albeit difficult, course of action: Condition future aid to Egypt on a series of immediate reforms, and stop providing it if these conditions aren’t satisfied. Absolutely! Those evil military types’ wanton
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Looking through various headlines I came across this: Marine General says women ready for Combat This is sure to be a hot button topic- so At the risk of crossing swords with the G.L.O.R’s here across the mighty Empire I have to say simply this – it’s wrong. It’s just flat out wrong. The General
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Morning Rotties! Since I am off in the environs of the sand – multiple time zones ahead of the majority of the Empire’s Citizens here I sit with my morning coffee – it’s 5-ish – and in case you’re wondering no I don’t sleep much – but here I am slaving over my keyboard so
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Advanced ClueBatting, Cowardly Shitbirds, Death of Liberty, Dhimmitude, EUnuch Dhimmis, Homeland Insecurity, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Middle East, The Long War | Tags: | 10 Comments »
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