Terrapod: I am sure it is just a matter of timing being a bit off. All the news agencies have prepared obits at the...
LC Mike in Chi: And, of course, Big Happy B-day to our Imperator (I know, I’m late. I will self flagellate... LC Mike in Chi: Fox shmoos inadvertently sent an obit that Roo Beta Ginseng died. Dang, now we’re getting fake... Terrapod: If Y’all have this day off to celebrate a certain republican of color, congratulations and get some... Terrapod: Your morning “coffee through nose” moment…. “..going to..” ! Bwahahahahaha!... Terrapod: https://www.foxnews.com/us/tru ck-spills-3500-gallons-of-choc olate-across-arizona-highway Well,...
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology: 5 minutes a side?!? Is he cooking a steak or tanning leather for shoes?
DJ Allyn, MPSE: I’ve heard rumors that she is going to be challenged this time around. The problem is, this is...
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: her name is pronounced Shama Sawant……. She is a... DJ Allyn, MPSE: I believe that her family came from India. I’m ready to send her back. WE don’t get to... Terrapod: India, Indonesia, Malaysia in descending order of probability is my guess. God help the locals if she gets...
L.O.R. Ankle biter: How do you pronounce that name? Where’s it from?
LC Xystus: Speaking of walls… https://youtu.be/upBWWm86PXU
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Aieeee, my eyes. Damn son, who do you think you are, BC? DJ Allyn, MPSE: Oddly… mesmerizing.
sleeper: That was….weird.
irish19: He definitely needs to compile that list, and then present it to the public in another Oval Office speech....
Azygos: The Dem’s who run the government turned off E-Verify and put a statement on the website that it is not... irish19: I caught the end of Schumer’s response. What a lying sack of shite! The govt. has to stay shut down... Terrapod: The POTUS speech was short, clear and to the point. Can’t wait to hear how SchumerPelosi counter it... Terrapod: Goood morning Rooooswelllll! Nice to see you are alive and kicking there Azy! Terrapod: Bwahahahahah – the D party in the House is finally getting to enjoy first hand the fruits of their...
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother: Just want to say MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you Terrapod: Well, for lack of any other forum, Merry Christmas and a very Happy and prosperous new year to all the... Terrapod: What the Frogs are really pissed off about (also happening in Greece and Belgium now): Resignation of the...I don’t need a photo album, or a uniform hanging in my closet, to remind me that I served. My aching joints and failing hearing do that quite well. Lately though, I have needed some help reminding me why. Why did I do it? A man can be forgiven a little bitterness when he looks
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Over the years I have written many a post celebrating the Marine Corps’ birthday. Like Marines themselves they have been an odd assortment of the funny, the ribald, the eloquent, and the sentimental. Today is the 240th birthday of the Corps and I find myself some what at a loss for words, except for one;
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Hope her life insurance is paid up. [youtube]https://youtu.be/EfWqM1hMTho[/youtube]
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So with the recent talk of the joys of pork and the unrelated yet unrelenting stream of mohamdean savagery, I bring you the glorious blending of the two. Courtesy of our newest runt of the litter Sparky we have this poetic yet tragic use of porcine goodness. (I say tragic only because of the defiling
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Although a good fisting might do this cum receptacle some good too. To all of my Conservative friends and family on the right… You mean the few people in your circle who possess intelligence, common sense and patriotism? Doubt that you know any, but hey, what ever gives you the feels. If you’re addressing me
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The Useless Nitwits are a band of statist bastards, we all know that. From putting the worst human rights abusers on the committee for human rights to trying to declare the Western Wall as a mohamadean religious site, this babbling cluster fuck of elitist cocksuckers who envision themselves as the enlightened ruling class of the
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It’s been six months. Cant sleep some nights, other nights bad dreams that wake me and wont let me sleep. I hear her voice in my dreams, wake up and she’s gone. Family keep telling me I’m brave, strong..all of that…God if they only knew. They dont know. And I wont tell them. Can’t. Back
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In case y’all haven’t seen it on the news, which you can be forgiven for not doing so since coverage of it has been as scarce as “diversity” on the DNC debate stage, the Mohamadean Savages have been waging a new kind of intifadah in Israel. Rather than shahids blowing themselves up or gunning down
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https://dotsub.com/media/72457cbc-fe18-4053-ae3f-6c7639cf4e79/embed/ Well said!
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Ever wonder why the chilun can’t form a coherent sentence, use the “Y” and “O” keys when spelling “you”, or know the difference between “lose” and “loose”? It’s because they have imbecilic “educators” like these. GRESHAM, Ore. (KGW) — A 13-year-old boy was told to change his T-shirt or face discipline at his middle school.
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When Bruce Jenner self-mutilated himself, to much applause and worship for his “courage” from the lefties, there were a lot of comments floating around about society enabling mental illness rather than treating it. Should people celebrate a person’s mental disorder or try and help them to lead a normal life? “But, but, but, he was
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Drive by posting here of even more police brutality, oppressing the peeps. [youtube]https://youtu.be/5nUw_g6Ij2A[/youtube]
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Sure you can. I knew you could. It’s a well known fact that how you phrase a question can determine the answer, pollsters base their business model on it. For example; Q; Would you kill a puppy? Poll results; 99% of respondents are against puppy murder! (The other 1% are those charming miscreants over at
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Sometimes a person in your life will surprise you with a truly heartfelt and compassionate gift. Yesterday I arrive at work and as I walk into my office to get ready for line up I see a package on my desk. I had just the day before ordered some small parts for one of our
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The sly smirk as he delivers the last line is the best part. [youtube]https://youtu.be/mzjP59ZXt4E[/youtube] Full disclosure, I know Dr. Carson personally. I can attest that he is a man of true character and integrity. What you see and hear when he speaks is the real Dr. Carson, not a slick package groomed by a political
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