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I Have No Words

Seriously folks (or as Algore would say “Serially”) I am at a total loss for words to fisk this heaping pile of…of…you see, speechless. I’ll just leave it here and allow you pups to have the honor. But do, please, read all the comments in the link. It will give you back some of the

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King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute

Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.

O’er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

200 years ago today the sun broke over a haze filled Baltimore harbor. The acrid smoke of black powder burned the eyes and throats of the sailors as they stared over the gunwales of the British men-of-war. What they saw surprised them, and inspired a “guest” who was on board to write four verses of

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Jim He’s Dead……..

Not really, but there has been some signs of rigor mortis. Well it has been a wild ride this last year, but things are looking up. I’ve completely escaped the Hell Hole of Travis County for residency and work. I’m rebuilding slowly from a life torn asunder by unpleasant (meaning just plain shitty) and unexpected

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“The best laid plans of mice and men.”

The son  of a Tijuana donkey show who said phrase can go FUCK themselves…repeatedly…with a rusty farm implement…in the ass. Long story short…A 2002 4WD Blazer LS CANNOT haul a 6’x12’ trailer loaded with 30 boxes of hardback books.  Nope.  Nada.  No way.  Not unless you want the engine to melt like the reactor at

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Why I Stand With Israel

I stumbled across this today. I don’t know how to write this without sounding like the kind of person I’m about to sound like, but sometimes you’ve just got to write it like you feel it. And I feel this. I un-friended a ‘friend’ from Facebook the other day. To be honest, he wasn’t really a friend.

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Pardon the dust…It gets in your eyes

Once again I stand before this Honorable group a humbled, honored wretch and with once again having my spirits lifted. As all of you know (with many thanks to Nicki ) I am moving both myself and my mother back to South Dakota.  The reasons are simple; a simple life, simply more opportunities and most

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About Time!

We’ll have to wait to see how this will pan out, but it’s a start. If it moves forward there are several names to add. Presented without further comment; WASHINGTON — Congressman Steve Stockman Thursday filed a resolution directing the House Sergeant-At-Arms to arrest former IRS Director of the Exempt Organizations Unit Lois Lerner on

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The Forgotten War

Sixty-four years ago today North Korean troops poured across the 38th Parallel, kicking off the first armed confrontation of the “Cold” War involving U.S. troops. Three years and 53,000 American lives later the war ground to a halt in stalemate. Our soldiers and Marines fought in combat every bit as intense as that of WWII,

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Are You Fucking Shitting Me?

There are some real thin skinned pussies watching PMSNBC I guess. They need to be warned about a horribly offensive word, dare I say it… REDSKINS!!!! ohnoes!!!! eleventyplus!!!! I am so sick of this thin skinned PC bullshit. Time to wet some liberal panties. They think redskins is offensive? Here ya go cuntmuffins. Nigger, spic,

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Final Rottfest 2014 Post, and a Request For the Emperor

Upon viewing his work, and realizing a need for such incredible competence in the Empire, I respectfully submit that LC Sir Cheapshot911, K.o.E., one of our newest Knights of the Empire, should be bestowed with the title “Imperial Photographer”. While RottFest attendees who can attest to Cheap’s hard work are encouraged to chime in, I

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Rottfest 2014 After Action Report

Now that the crunchie brood is safely home and I have proper interwebtubiethingy access (Praise be to algore’s invention), I can write an after action report of the debauchery. Day 1 was a beautiful, albeit a bit late, start. It was beautiful because we were once again able to see dear friends, too long in

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The Rotties Have Left The Building

It was one for the books folks. Rottfest 2014 is now past, and I have to say it was one hell of a good time. As I sit here looking at what remains of the epic gathering, I can say without a doubt, it was a great party. While it was the smallest in terms

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New Knights!

Congratulations to the two newest Knights of the Empire, LC Sir Cheapshot911, K.o.E. and LC Sir Clambake, K.o.E., titles bestowed by our beloved Emperor at Rottfest last night!

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