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Yep, they’re scared (1)
- angrywebmaster: Actually, if you want to be technical, he should be yelling “I’m a half black...
“Then They Came For Me, But There Were None Left to Stop Them…” (8)
- Special Ed: Now, Fa Cube Itches, that little screed merely lists the groups in the chronological order in which they...
- Tallulah: The Fourth Estate Fifth Column are rightly indignant, but I predict that it will not spread even slightly...
- Cougar1978: That lil’ Bitch Ass Carney, aka Goebbels Sperm Spilled Come to Life, is gonna be popular in...
Bureaucracy In Action (20)
- bruce: salgak i think you ran into some affirmative action!
- LC_Salgak: Friend, I understand COMPLETELY. I just went through 6 weeks out of work. Despite paying taxes and such...
- SDN: it tells you pointedly that an account has already used your email and kindly either set-up a ‘free’ account or...
- LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant: There is – like DJ mentioned – also the ability to...
- DJ Allyn, MPSE: LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says: Never had that happen EVER in my life! You...
We’ve Got Proof: Australia IS Bloody Well Out to Kill Ya! (14)
- LadyRaven: LC Gladiator @ #:13 Fine! Next you’ll be telling us there’s no Nessie either! :em04:
- LC Gladiator: A drop bear or dropbear is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be...
- Igor, Imperial Booby: Musta been some Eucalyptus on his breath. Or really bad after-shave… :em03:
- Cougar1978: Awesome. I think we need to import some of these deadly furry mo-fos and use em to clear out Da...
- Aus_Autarch: Bah, nothing. You do know that we have spiders that eat snakes, right? http://s21.postimg.org/5ocj...
“Jawohl, Mein Führer!” (8)
- LC Gladiator: SIXTEEN SCANDALS Tune: “Sixteen Candles” First Benghazi Then the AP story Oh, IRS too...
- Fa Cube Itches: fporretto @ #: But Obama is such a nice guy! How can we doubt him — or suspect that he’d use...
- fporretto: But Obama is such a nice guy! How can we doubt him — or suspect that he’d use unlimited power...
- Crustyrusty: Fa Cube Itches @ #: More like, mein Arsch tut mir weh…
The Fascist IRS Cunt Actually In Charge of Persecuting Enemies of Ogabe Not Actually Falling On Her Sword (6)
- LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant: LC TerribleTroy @ #:5 No slight taken Troy. You’ve only...
- LC TerribleTroy: FUCK POPCORN! Im so fucking pissed about this I better see some motherfucking perp walking (and not...
- LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant: NYT is now reporting – that the Obama administration was...
- Cougar1978: Wow, and I thought Valerie Jarrett was the only Queen Thundercunt of The Black House….. Nope, we...
We told you Aussies were blunt (3)
- irish19: Brilliant!! Always liked that song. :em01: :em05:
If It Wasn’t For Bad Luck… (11)
- LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Provider: My Leige, check the tip jar. Gave what I can spare…hopefully I can give...
STFU YOU. YOUR SERFS, NOW GET BACK TO SERVING US (7)
- Cougar1978: It’s The Law? So WAS Prohibition….. Bitch! Or Suck My Balls.

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