LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.: Response to LC Patton and LC Thresher @: It would be relatively clean and nice if thd coming...
NevadaSteve, Imperial Scrivener: DJ Allyn, ITW said the following: Stop the redistribution of our nation’s wealth to...
LCRedneckProgrammer: Hail Rotts :em04: :em04: :em04: @jaybear I found out recently that my Great Great Grandfather...
LC Thresher: Response to LC Patton @: You seem to be assuming that the Second American Civil War will simply be a...
LC Patton: It may come to that and, if it does, it certainly is a better solution than the current situation....
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: DJ Allyn, ITW said the following: I can drive just about anything in the snow. It is...
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LC Darth Scoundrel: What Master Guns says. Take away the federal dollars and the ivys can go fuck themselves at...
MasterGuns Imperial Swampmaster: Response to Muzzy @: There goes that herd of flying pigs again!!...
Muzzy: ROTC and its warrior ethic taint the intellectual purity of a school, if by purity we mean trying to rise...
LC Old Dog: Response to americanexpat @: My Plt Leader was once asked, “Why is your PSG carrying an...
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DJ Allyn, ITW: YGBSM said the following: Just because you get a reply to one of your missives, don’t automatically...
Grammar Czar: DJ Allyn, ITW said the following: Show me how they are doing that. I will bet that you will find there...
Shaitana: If the unions were being controlled by the mafia, things would have been done efficiently and quickly. Say...
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We mean, really. It’s not that we don’t respect his right as a citizen to desire a close encounter of the fourth kind with Mitt Romney’s private parts but, seriously, his addiction to use any excuse imaginable to put up a post with Mittens’ mug shot has gone beyond pathological. Somehow, anything going on in
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In which His Imperial Majesty indulges his Inner RINO. At least we’re sure that we’ll be told that we do. Is the Tea Party set to primary Scott Brown, who took over Swimmer Kennedy’s liquor cabinet and double-wide chair, for crimes against conservatism? Granted, it is the Boston Globe, so we’re not entirely sure about
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We have to admit, it’s been a good one. Aside from the defeat on the repeal of DADT, we’re sitting pretty for a minority in a lame duck Congress, and things can only get better in the new year. We stopped the Omnibus pork bill designed to extend the Ogabe regime’s plans to do an
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We’ve looked at some of the members of the new “No Labels (That We Disapprove Of)” movement and have reached the logical conclusion that the label they’re trying to get rid of is the giant “Kick Me, I’m a Loser!” sign they’ve been wearing on their backs since third grade. To which our answer is:
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Yeah, I’m going to get bloody maudlin here, so I’ll stick most of this under the fold so you won’t have to be bored to tears by my personal thoughts unless you so choose. Above-the-fold summary: My vehicular issues are resolved for the time being, but even something as plebeian as changing modes of transportation
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But I’ve been up to my arse in alligators lately. They’ll make nice boots and handbags once I’m done dealing with them, though. Finally got the monitor issue somewhat fixed by hooking up an external LCD of dubious lineage (and finally figuring out how to bypass this idiotic insistence of laptops on keeping the laptop
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We’re not going to spend too much time on that worthless wanker piece of shit Assange and his organization’s latest document dump, but anybody else is free to do so. To be sure, there might be some fun to be had laughing at the Ogabe administration being embarrassed but, when it comes down to it,
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OK, His Imperial Majesty has just about had it with people moaning about how last night’s victory wasn’t big enough and how it was disappointing that this or the other candidate won or didn’t win. We’re beginning to feel like we’re the Emperor of a world full of Eeyores and, quite frankly, that’s a sad
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Quickly now: What’s a good (but mild, for the love of all that’s good and holy!) solvent for congealed pudding, because His Imperial Majesty has now been sitting with his jewels soaking in hot soapy water for two hours and the stuff still won’t come off! It’s a bona fide emergency, we tell you! Still,
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Then forward it to anybody you know. Yes, it’s from Marco Rubio and you might say that if you’re not in Florida, it doesn’t matter. And you’d be wrong. The message is to ALL Americans, all of us who still believe that we’re exceptional, that two and a half centuries of sacrifice deserve better than
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