Hellooooo Darwin!

No, the idiot in the video didn’t win the Darwin Award, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. Feel free to mock and ridicule the jackass playing in traffic with predictable results, but I trust you to steer clear of Neanderthal Racism in your comments. I’ve seen white boys do shit that was equally and

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Roast Burglar

Beats roasting chestnuts over an open fire, if you ask us. Not sure we’d eat them, though. Most of them have a drug content high enough for their meat to be permanently banned by the FDA. Where are we getting with all of this? Beats us, just seemed a season-appropriate subject matter. Oh wait. Yes.

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Don’t You Feel Safer Now?

Granted, we do seem to have a firm grip on keeping three-year-olds, nuns, elderly MOH recipients and breastfeeding moms from committing acts of terrorism, thanks to Nappy Incompetano, but when it comes to staying abreast of actual terrorist plots, we seem to be a bit behind. Mainly due to the heads of our counter-terrorism efforts

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Didn’t Have to Wait Long For That One

We were wondering about the over/under on how long it would take for the Glowbull Wormening Cultists to come out and claim that the winter which is currently turning most of EUnuchistan into a giant Poodlesicle, looking to be the coldest in more than a century, is further proof that the planet is “warming.” Didn’t

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Great Moments in Socialist Stupidity

Good, fucking grief! This would be utterly hilarious if it weren’t for the fact that we have quite a few LCs living in the ruins of what used to be one of the most prosperous states in the union. One thing’s for sure, the Californians are about to get what they voted for. California regulators

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Great Moments in Liberal Idiocy

You may or may not be aware that MediaMatters, a wholly owned subsidiary of SorosCorp, have been waxing apoplectic over a bunch of “scandalous” internal FOX memos that clearly prove that FOX have been engaging in dangerous, kulak journalism over the years. Their first “scandal”, which was stupid enough that we didn’t even bother commenting

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Great Moments in Idiocy

Or, alternatively, “You Just Missed a Golden Opportunity to Keep Your Pie Hole Shut.” “Any comment on this one?“, asks the Imperial Library Czar. Well, as “Anti-Idiotarian” does feature rather prominently on the masthead, we’d be somewhat amiss if we didn’t have some, wouldn’t we? WASHINGTON—A mother of two from Sacramento, Calif., says that McDonald’s

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“No Labels?”

We’ve looked at some of the members of the new “No Labels (That We Disapprove Of)” movement and have reached the logical conclusion that the label they’re trying to get rid of is the giant “Kick Me, I’m a Loser!” sign they’ve been wearing on their backs since third grade. To which our answer is:

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Great Moments in Palin Derangement Syndrome

Say what you want, but watching liberals go utterly apoplectic with incoherent, sputtering rage at every mention and/or appearance of Sarah Palin, beclowning themselves most magnificently in the process, is endlessly entertaining to us. Like when they all had a good laugh at the “stupid snowbilly” when she said, to the Tea Party, to “party

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Keeping the Skies Safe

The McDonald’s drive-through rejects of the TSA continue to tirelessly and selflessly protect us from the terrorist menace. First, by giving the ambassador of India the full grope-down (you can never be too careful about those rage-filled, fanatical, female Hindu diplomats, you know) and now, we learn, by protecting us from the International Tennis Star

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