Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 22, 2010
Granted, we do seem to have a firm grip on keeping three-year-olds, nuns, elderly MOH recipients and breastfeeding moms from committing acts of terrorism, thanks to Nappy Incompetano, but when it comes to staying abreast of actual terrorist plots, we seem to be a bit behind. Mainly due to the heads of our counter-terrorism efforts
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Tags: Government Incompetence, Homeland Insecurity, Idiotarians |
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 27, 2010
Not ours, yet, but it appears that Nappy Incompetano’s Dept. of Homeland Insecurity has decided to protect us from terrorism and keep the homeland safe by seizing domains belonging to outfits making fake Gucci bags. No charges have been made, no suits have been filed because, well, the fascist O-regime doesn’t need that sort of
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Tags: Homeland Insecurity, Liberal Fascists, Pisslamic Terrorism, Religion of Piss |
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 21, 2010
That certainly don’t mean anything and, after all, the real solution here isn’t to persecute the poor, traumatized TSA troglodytes who are only trying to collect a paycheck and are only followink orderz, the real solution is to throw more money at the TSA for training. Because, as we all know, throwing more taxpayer money
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Tags: Fascist Swine, Homeland Insecurity, TSA |
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 20, 2010
Reports from around the Empire where those tireless public servants are just trying to make a paycheck by ripping passengers’ shirts down, exposing their breasts for all to see: “As the TSA agent was frisking plaintiff, the agent pulled the plaintiff’s blouse completely down, exposing plaintiffs’ breasts to everyone in the area,” the lawsuit said.
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Tags: Fascist Swine, Homeland Insecurity, TSA |
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 19, 2010
Listen, His Imperial Majesty has about had it with the level of idiocy the debate about the child molesting TSA has descended to but, then again, we never had a very high tolerance for idiots to begin with. Witness the name of the site. From the traditionally retarded left we have the nonsensical cries that
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Tags: Homeland Insecurity, Idiotarians |
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 14, 2010
Those “pooooooor underpaid” TSA (Transportation SturmAbteilung?) must be getting really desperate for some simian-to-human physical contact (h/t the Imperial Library Czar). That’s what happens, ladies and gentlemen, when you let the apes roam free outside of their cages. Much to the dismay, we’re sure, of the gummint monkeys, the good citizen had the foresight to
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Tags: Goverment Incompetence, Homeland Insecurity, TSA |
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 13, 2010
LC SoCalOilman threw an idea our way whose time has come, or so we initially thought. It’s actually not a new idea but, in light of the recent flare-up brewing in the ‘Sphere regarding the TSA’s new “invasive pat down” crotch groping “screening technique” (especially designed for unionized TSA employees to horrendously fugly to get
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